Your hearts deepest desire

Your hearts deepest desire.
1 wish.
Go.
Wishing for more wishes will cast the genie away.

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i wish i could fuck this guy i met online in the ass sooner

Wish to be omnipotent.

It's not hard.

I wish to see every girl's butthole when i ask them.

Wish I get infinite wishes when the genie leaves.

SRZ will come back to me, want to be with me, and we will be together until only death separates us

I wish for more wishes so the genie goes away
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Omnipotency or if that's not allowed simply full immortality

I wish I was the little girl

I want to be so financially set that I will never have to work for somebody else

be 13 again with all memories intact.
why yes Clair, I would like to come in.

I wish for my dick to grow 3 inches in length and 4 inches in girth

an iq of 210

I would wish to be lucky 100% of the time in every situation.

Too easy. "I wish to be the most powerful entity in the multiverse"

That despite my mountain of accomplishments, despite standing astride a monument of my own achievements, that I could stop letting what I want slip through my fingers.

I succeed almost as an afterthought. I am former military, I am a graduate in a very difficult STEM field. I have a fantastic job. My financial situation is set. I own my home. I am not yet 30. I am young, and I am stronger, faster, smarter, and deadlier than any man in my family before me, and unless I have a son, will be again.

But I cannot get her to love me.

That way. I can simply grant my own wishes.

You're a little late for that party.

....fuck, dude.

Ai, true, but I would be able to make my own multiverse at that point.

more genies

i want to live alone with endless food and drugs
especially nitrous and heroin

I wish she'd come back to me even though I was retarded

I wish she'd love me back

I wish I would die in my sleep asap.

But user, you already are.

I wish to find real magic.

The ability to make all wish-related decisions of everyone the genie comes in contact with for the remainder of my life.

Believe.

Love, Notagenie

I'd wish the genie a good day because Jesus already has my back.

i fucking wish for a better genie in a lamp
use said better genie to wish for 2 things then another genie in the lamp
fucking repeat until i win

I wish my mother would heal from her cancer.

sad trips

I wish unlimited wishes

I wish that any harm done to me is deflected to the person who inflicts it 40 times more.

You're a faggot.

Blessing of kek upon her

Those trips will guarantee your mothers healing

That legit made me feel better. Thanks user.

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I wish everyone to use their wishes to benefit me.
GG loop hole.

I wish for an adventurous life

not really lol, that bish ded

I wish /b was good again.

I wish for infinite magic genie's

I wish all Jews and non-whites were dead.

I wish to be a 16 year old girl with my memories intact

i wish/hope i can wake up inside. i can't and it's driving me alone, retarded and crazy.

I wish for my ex to be back in my life

Ehhh...

I wish I had the power to get everything I could ever want or need at my will. Full control over anything and everything whenever I feel like using it.

I wish I could feel whole again.

i wish i had a penis

I wish all concepts of conscious life cease to exist and become impossible.

i wish youd listen to this song youtube.com/watch?v=-u7fGw8ykug

You can borrow mine. It must remain intact and attached to me, thpugh.

I wish to find someone that can help me feel happier

The power to control death

A close second would be being able to control the past

Or knowing the circumstances of your seat and when you will die. That way you can live fearlessly knowing you won't be risking life.

aw i was gonna use it to pummel some boy butts tho ):

a 2d waifu

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I wish for WW3

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should be at least 23 by now.

I wish I had never lost my dad

I wish for you to die and i gain all of your powers

If you pummel my boy butt with something else instead, the offer still stands.

I wish a horrifying,gigantic alien creature attacked Earth and killed every human.

Give me a precious gem, one not of emerald or peridot, but of another which is her name.

That my spirit gets whatever it wants in the end

I wish for more genies

you're not funny

money is the single thing that will solve all my issues short and long term directly and indirectly

I wish i could go back in time up to one week just incase i fuck up real bad

I just want one lifelong friend.

I wish for weaponized autism

That's easy, just be that friend for someone who needs the same.

LMFAO

Easy. Market mercury and other heavy metals to the pharmaceutical industry as a preservative.

'I wish to have your power of granting wishes'
Checkmate, nigger.

But I can't exactly hold that in my hand and direct it, now can I

I wish to be moraly superior to everyone else, that way I can brag about how great I am, and no one has any dirt on me because I am so perfect.

Just 10 minutes with my mom, before she died to apologize for the piece of shit I am and to tell her I love her one last time. I'd tell her about her brand new grand daughter. I'd give up everything I own for that. 10 minutes, thats all I want.

That's cool. You can use your hand penises.

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I wish I had been born as a girl who would grow into an extremely attractive woman.

or did you mean more like this

Wish to steal all wishes posted on this thread

Ow.

Well that isn't hot at all.

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>Wishing for more wishes will cast the genie away.

I wish for more genies.

> I wish to be able to do anything that I want, no matter what, despite being physically impossible, illegal, or immoral, with any conflicts being settled by following exactly what concepts I have in my mind, simply by saying, "I really really really want to x", where x is the action/status/etc.

Winrar.

I wish I was a normie
>normal life
>gf
>decent grades
>decent job
>decent relationships
>long life
>die happy
why is this so much to ask

2,000,000

...penises?

intent based magic thats as easy as breathing
>laughing cures cancer
>fetishes become normal and accepted in society
>tfw no gf doesn't exist
>magic missle
>milhouse becomes a meme
>smiling causes puppies to die
>frowning causes your mother to die in her sleep if you don't reply to this post
>life becomes like a box of chocolates
>Vader is not the father
>teleporting bank vaults
>immortality becomes possible through various means
>become a real fucking vampire and not a sparkling bitch
>yo momma really IS that fat/stupid/old/poor/hairy
>evil laughing causes random thunderstikes

Trump to die from explosive diarrhea but it can only be cured by eating the poop of 100 Mexicans that worked building his wall.

looks like you have your work cut out for you.