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Red leader standing by

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Red Army, standing by!!

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Fuck you porkins. You aint the leader of nobody.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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Patrick Starmie, standing by.

Red XIII standing by

My nigga. 9 is better than 7 though

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> 9 is better than 7
Nigga you just went full retard.

kinda lost the point? or is this satire?

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I fink ma braeks is bwoken! Help meh guyzes!

Big Red Dog standing by...

They say the greatest of satires are so good they cannot be discerned from earnest expression.

>is this satire
>on Sup Forums

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UNIMPRESSED RED SHIRT STANDING BY

Red shirt standing- GAH!

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The color blue standing by.

This is Gold leader, standing by

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Dead niggers, hanging by.

Gold and Red squadrons, protect the fleet. Blue squadron get to that shield gate before it is closed. Orange leader, keep MAGA!

1986 Rob Reiner Film Stand by me. Standing by.

Red cunt, standing by

that's not red leader.

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Spiderman Standing By

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I am retard? Standing up. Goodbye guys!

underrated

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Guerilla *

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Nigger

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