It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.
We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no. Here. Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time Sup Forums will officially come to an end.
"kek u cant do sh*t"
Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.
You're probably all thinking
"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"
There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Moot and Heaven here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.
As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.
The clock is ticking, gentlemen.
We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget.
- The Leader
Levi Clark
>rape
Oliver Cox
We will see.
Wyatt Richardson
DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO
Robert Anderson
Nice meme
Jack Clark
poop on my dickhole
Adrian Collins
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Asher Lee
delicious pasta
Samuel Brooks
Again?
Charles Smith
straight from kekistan.
its ok Sup Forums, moonman will protect us
Noah Clark
Fake and gay. Get a new copypasta you autist fag
Andrew Perez
Copy Pasta. Go die you trash autist.
Jose Diaz
When anonymous literally is Sup Forums just dicking around and trying to ruin people's lives. Then some faggot walks in pretending to be a leader of a group that has no leader.
Eli Cruz
>Except this time it's the leader speaking.
kek
Wyatt Robinson
>Jimmy's face when he's about to bust a nutron >"Gotta blast!" >The sheer amount of nut he bursts upon your bitch's face nearly drowns her in his genius seed >You sit there and watch because you low key like getting cucked >He does the same shit with Nick to Cindy and Sheen with Libby >"Just cuck my shit up based Jimmy Neutron" >Jimmy Neutron turns to you and agrees to cuck your shit up further >He call in the next girl >It's the cute girl who works at starbucks you've been mustering up the courage to ask out for months >based Jimmy whips out his massive uncircumcised Jimboner and shoves it down her throat >you watch and observe as she gags and her eyes roll and her mascara runs down her face
Jacob Reyes
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Kevin Myers
Can we speak with your leader?
Samuel Ward
>but we also have 9gag
Well boys I guess it's over
Daniel Miller
>leader speaking >Can we speak with your leader?
Wait, wut?
Caleb Evans
This is Admiral Raddus of the Rebel Alliance. All squadron leaders report in!
Elijah Allen
OP your fag. This is a copypasta. Just die you degenerate fag. If you don't like free speech, go back to Tumblr or Leddit.
Benjamin Smith
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Jordan Rodriguez
Red Leader, thank the force you've reported in. We need this thread derailed before they close that shield gate!
Alexander Lewis
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Landon Rodriguez
>Anonymous has no leader >Anonymous came from Sup Forums >Your not even Anonymous. >This is a copypasta >This is used more often
Jaxson James
DonĀ“t fuck with us fag
Jackson Cox
(eight)chan checking in. We're ready. Who wants to guess what side we're on?
Matthew Scott
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Adam Torres
expected reply but still kek'd
Joshua Jackson
reporting in, how can I help?
Grayson Myers
Sup Forumsrothers in arms
Oliver James
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Dylan Fisher
GTFO newfag. Stop baiting with old copypasta and actually do something you cuck.
David Thomas
I'm sorry sir I have found the true side.
Logan Long
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Jackson Gray
>we are lettuce >we do not wipe >we do not shower
-the wiener
Nathaniel Price
>Jimboner /thread
Evan Russell
Their here and their ready to fuck us guys
Austin Richardson
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Samuel Ross
Shut up annon no one wants to hear your bullshit
Nathan Jenkins
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Cooper Lewis
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Bentley Martin
stale pasta is stale get some new material faggot
Adrian King
Don't fuck with weaponized autism. Much like Anonymous, Sup Forums isnt a clan or a group, it's a collection of people who just log into the site. If weaponized autism wants anonymous gone, they will see to it that's the case.