Dear Sup Forums

Dear Sup Forums,

It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.

We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no.
Here.
Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time Sup Forums will officially come to an end.

"kek u cant do sh*t"

Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.

You're probably all thinking

"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"

There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Moot and Heaven here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.

As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.

The clock is ticking, gentlemen.

We are legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.

- The Leader

>rape

We will see.

DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO

Nice meme

poop on my dickhole

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delicious pasta

Again?

straight from kekistan.

its ok Sup Forums, moonman will protect us

Fake and gay. Get a new copypasta you autist fag

Copy Pasta. Go die you trash autist.

When anonymous literally is Sup Forums just dicking around and trying to ruin people's lives. Then some faggot walks in pretending to be a leader of a group that has no leader.

>Except this time it's the leader speaking.

kek

>Jimmy's face when he's about to bust a nutron
>"Gotta blast!"
>The sheer amount of nut he bursts upon your bitch's face nearly drowns her in his genius seed
>You sit there and watch because you low key like getting cucked
>He does the same shit with Nick to Cindy and Sheen with Libby
>"Just cuck my shit up based Jimmy Neutron"
>Jimmy Neutron turns to you and agrees to cuck your shit up further
>He call in the next girl
>It's the cute girl who works at starbucks you've been mustering up the courage to ask out for months
>based Jimmy whips out his massive uncircumcised Jimboner and shoves it down her throat
>you watch and observe as she gags and her eyes roll and her mascara runs down her face

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Can we speak with your leader?

>but we also have 9gag

Well boys I guess it's over

>leader speaking
>Can we speak with your leader?

Wait, wut?

This is Admiral Raddus of the Rebel Alliance. All squadron leaders report in!

OP your fag.
This is a copypasta.
Just die you degenerate fag.
If you don't like free speech, go back to Tumblr or Leddit.

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Red Leader, thank the force you've reported in. We need this thread derailed before they close that shield gate!

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>Anonymous has no leader
>Anonymous came from Sup Forums
>Your not even Anonymous.
>This is a copypasta
>This is used more often

DonĀ“t fuck with us fag

(eight)chan checking in. We're ready. Who wants to guess what side we're on?

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expected reply but still kek'd

reporting in, how can I help?

Sup Forumsrothers in arms

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GTFO newfag. Stop baiting with old copypasta and actually do something you cuck.

I'm sorry sir I have found the true side.

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>we are lettuce
>we do not wipe
>we do not shower

-the wiener

>Jimboner
/thread

Their here and their ready to fuck us guys

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Shut up annon no one wants to hear your bullshit

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stale pasta is stale
get some new material faggot

Don't fuck with weaponized autism. Much like Anonymous, Sup Forums isnt a clan or a group, it's a collection of people who just log into the site. If weaponized autism wants anonymous gone, they will see to it that's the case.