Open the door and see this

open the door and see this

what do?

Penetrate the guy on top

Uhhh should've knocked. Cya later user.

pop the massive pimple on his ass

o-op ?

Politely ask why these two men are buttfucking in my house. I assume it's my house, that's where I open most of the doors in my life.

One on bottom looks cute enough to join, I don't know about the top. He looks pissed.

this

wonder how I got into Trumps room

Whip my dick out and fap. tell them to get on with it.

le edgy libtard face xD

Ask why are democrats in my house?

This even if it was my house I'd feel awkward saying anything

strongly consider getting on the floor and doing the dinosaur.

Pop the pimple on his ass

ask to join, then I help spitroast the bottom

>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

*grab machete*

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY APARTMENT!

Tell them politely i dont vote democrat

Do it with your teeth

Oops wrong house

let the frat buds know to prepare the walk of shame

"getting ready for your prostate exam? hahaha"

Do a 360 and walk away.

fpbp

I'd 69 the guy on bottom while the other still fucks him. The whole time sucking his cock when he pulls out his ass repeatedly. Then I'd get up, mount the guy on the bottom and ride him while he is still getting fucked.

Say "hi dad" and proceed to watch TV. They usually finish in about 5 mins

Demand to know which one let the nigger in. I think that's his arm next to them.

Damn, that's hot bro

You're hot, bro

Screech QUUUUEEEEERRRS at 120 decibels and scurry away

Shoot their dicks off and kick them out.

>Implying bullets wouldn't just bounce off their magnificent cocks.

...

This is accurate but no one in this thread knows why.

Damn these guys got big Wangs

All these new fags, I expected like 10 of these.

Fpbp

I'd think about discharging my weapon.

As an option, say.

Agreed, put a bullet in both of these fags

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t. repressed homosexuals

Yeah, I'd "put a bullet" in both of them too, if you know what I mean.

Sorry fag boy I like pussy.

Get their PC

At least that's what you tell yourself, right?

If it makes you feel better fag

I'm not the one with the intense hatred of homosexuals that could only come from a self loathing homosexual, faggot.

Keep telling yourself that faggot. You should all be put to death

Because? You're the only gay person here, btw. Just letting you know that.

Sure thing gay boy

Keep being delusional, son. Keep believing you know enough about anything to have a valid opinion about it.

Not your son. Know more then you think you assuming faggot ass gay boy twink. Go cry to some sjw with your snow flake opinions!

>being this retarded
>using snowflake as an insult
>being delusional enough to think homosexuality is wrong on any level
>somehow has access to guns despite being mentally retarded

I pitch!

Yeah, instead we get 100 posts about how they want to fuck these faggots. It's almost time to quit coming here.

Okay faggot, you really change my mind with your words of wisdom! I feel like a new person already. Fuck off fag I'm done with you unless you have something worth continuing.

>all this mad
>being so wrong all you can do is resort to meme bumps

I'm not even trying to change anyone's mind. You fuckers are too retarded and entrenched in your retarded beliefs for that to be possible.

>wrong
kek

>Calling one retatded
Clearly has a mental disconnection in his faggot brain thinking its good to suck dick while having his own dick. Haha good one twink

Never said it's good, cunt. Never said it's bad either.

join in

Can't have both ways you mental midget. Unless you're neutral on the subject, but then there would be no basis for your argument.

>Being concerned with where another mans dick goes

idk user sounds pretty gay

Why the fuck do you have to kill everything your troglodyte brain doesn't understand, though? Especially when it doesn't affect you in any fucking way?

>Posting and defending faggots

Idk user sounds pretty gay.

When you faggots always throw your faggotness around, yeah I'll speak out. Dont like it go the fuck away to you fag board and get off our Sup Forums

ill quite throwing mine around when you quite throwing your faggotness around :^]

Because you need to be cleansed with fire. Go away faggot

Because? You're still the only gay person here, btw.

Yeah nice come back

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Leave because clearly OP needs some privacy.

Mmm, you sure did prove that 100 times over. Okay bye bye twink.

so which male role model molested you to make you associate the male genitalia with your own internalized hate?

>failing to explain why
This fucking guy.

>compairing disgust to hate

Nice try though

why do you think its called lgbt?
Lesbian
Gay
Sup Forums
Traps

It's the same shit with you bastards. You're that primitive.

its gotta come from somewhere m8

you posted this shit a couple a days ago,,fuck off dumbass with this pathetic thread

Nice b8m8. Still not working.

hmm I bet it was your step dad that touched you. he was drunk you tried to fight back and he beat the shit out of you before using your blood as asshole lube.

Looks like a faggots been triggered

Yeah, you.

hey can i have your phone number? maybe we could hang out sometime. you know maybe get like dinner and a movie or something maybe get a drink after and see where the night takes us.

guess your studying for your prostate exam

puke.

i have no problem with gays. they like cock and assholes while I go for vaginas and nice big natural tits.

But stop demanding I not find it gross. Fuck you - I find it gross.

>puke
>being this sensitive

Says the sensitive cuck, haha, pricless

its ok user im sure everyone would puke when they saw your cock too

ask how did these alt-right fags get in my room?

As long as its a prank join in and say no homo

Shoot them in the assholes for trespassing. That's where the heart is on a gay right?? It's asshole?

Says the one who's genuinely troubled by gay men ramming ass.

Troubled, haha there you go asumming again. Sorry, I find you faggots disgusting.

more or less

hey do you maybe want to meet up for lunch or coffee sometime? id love to get to know you better maybe see if something is there or not?

Works for me, but would prefer the head.

>disgusting
Yeah, you do appear to be troubled by something that doesn't affect you in any way. Typical redneck scum.

Butthurt faggot is just full of assumption today.