It's my 20th birthday Sup Forums and I'm spending it alone this year...

It's my 20th birthday Sup Forums and I'm spending it alone this year. Any femanons here to write "Connor" on themselves would make me feel better

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I haven't had anyone to celebrate a birthday with in 6 years op. It gets easier.

Happy birthday both of you, immense faggots

Thanks man. I hope it does

Parents divorced.
Lived with mom.
Every birthday dad would say he'd visit
he never showed up
Mom had a thing for hooking up with single dads so she'd usually be too busy with her new family.


Now I'm an adult and have a small group of people who care about me. Birthdays just make me depressed so I still cant enjoy them.

I'd say it gets better but that's not always true

Happy Birthday

i go out of my way not to celebrate my birthday. you know why? because i'm not fucking 6. get over yourself. its just another day.

holy shit kekekekek

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youre a lame but i pity you so here you go conz

why do you guys post your pics upside down?

Those are some disgusting stretch mark covered titties.

Gross.

eat drugs and watch gay porn if you want to have a happy birthday

>5th October

tits or GTFO

Hold up there, I need to have a word with you regarding that watermark...

I quit celebrating my birthday years ago. Everytime I have tried to celebrate, it has turned into complete shit. My friend's and family know to not even acknowledge it. Fuck cake and fuck presents. Plus, since I won't allow anyone to celebrate mine, I don't celebrate others. Happy birthday, user.

Stop acting like you aren't a newfag too.

I posted the wrong one D: I will lose the respect of my beloved bretheren!

Lookit those edges, kids.

I'll be 20 in june

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its rightside up on my desktop, dunno what happened
fuck off beggars cant be choosers
kk

tiddies

I would

You can stay
PS I love you

F U C K I N G S T A R V I N G

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How many tattoos do you have? and what is that circle one?

i like your tats :D

how's it going in RI?

I haven't had sex in 21 years if thats what you mean (yes I'm 21 years old)

I'd tag you all but I suck. Anyways, thank you all. You're like a father to me. With benefits.

what's the story behind the 69 tattoo on your finger holy shit

Close, but naw man

NICE

Holy fuck. I just threw up.

now I'm gonna have to wash this shit off

go to faggots. that board is all about crying about how lonely you are

where do you get a coke with a yellow lid?

i quit celebrating it because i was molested by my friend's mom a week before my 9th birthday, but i just avoid telling my friends what my birthday is and tell them if they really want to spend money on me for my birthday to just give it to charity after one of moot's question/answer threads in which he stated he does the same.

I don't think mootykins was molested by my friend's mom though

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Your tattoo is literally cancer

I accept your offering. May golden sheckles find their way to your pockets

It's literally cancer

these arent anime. what the friggin heck1!!

luv u too
too many. the circle is a black sun, its an astrological symbol, derived mathematically based on the planets' ellipse orbit, one foci being the sun, the other being the black sun
its the cancer (zodiac) symbol sideways, also my mom was born in 1969. also i like to 69 ;)
thx bby
hahahahh fuck off. heres my ass so you stfu
literal cancer

mass, I have the same

That being said you seem cool and have a nice ass
>Also nice quads

........name on ass?

Get a bottle of bourbon, some coke (or any upper really) and a pack of smokes. Get nice and fucked up then get a hooker to come fuck your brains out. You'll feel heaps better

>where do you get coke with a yellow lid
Mexico. We might have the second highest death rate after Syria but our Coke is GOAT. Pic related.

No timestamp. No one this fat and ugly would upload pics of their body if they looked like you.

nice quads
this bitch stole your thread you lonely fag

Shitty bait.

>OP asked for a name on a woman
>Ugly "woman" posts pictures of herself with the name, which are actually pictures from photobucket.

Lizz, is that you?

>I'm spending my birthday alone and being a pathetic faggot about it
jesus nigger grow up

You guys get it

Faggot detected. kys

nice.

commit sudoku

no seriously, KILL YOURSELF.

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>write "Connor"
Doncha mean, "Donor?"

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LMAO YOU HAD TO GET A TATTOO OF A BETTER ASS ON YOUR ASS SO THE POOR FUCKS DESPERATE ENOUGH TO FUCK YOU CAN AT LEAST HAVE SOMETHING VAGUELY AROUSING TO LOOK AT.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

hurry up post your syphilitic pussy so i can shoop this nigger's dick into it.

lmao you guys made her cry

About time you posted proof. Now where do you live? Think we need to meet a fuck.

that doesnt even make sense but ur trying 6/10

no i just have natural resting sad-girl face and you fagits dont need to see my face
nyc

I should clarify, I don't give a shit about parties or celebrations. It's just that my birthday is making me realize I have no friends or family around

nah i just meant that pizza looks really fucking delicious and i'm really hungry

hello tumblr

do you live in ri? look familar

Damn. I am in Fayetteville NY.

what a shitty excuse

Nevermind, please DO NOT post your pussy. nobody wants to see it and i got my shoop urges out with this I'd have a sad look all the time if I looked like you, too.

you're awesome!

that dick looks like paper

LOL A+
nyc
ill be here xo

Well I wanna see pussy

Show some pussy and I will drive from Fayetteville to NYC if it looks good.

top fuckin kek m8 keep fighting the good fight

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DAMN. Please let me see that precious ass hole. Your making me so goddamn hard

ya im getting mixed responses here so no pussy for yall and u can thank the fagits

Poor OP, hijacked thread

Fuck them. Do it for us beautiful

Do it for us, and maybe we do something for you ;)
(If you want anything)

ignore the Rayjing Faygots and post your pussy

all i want is $$$

Not even for my birthday? Shucks

post pussy and asshole pls thx

you only attract the thirsty teens on here, congrats

Yeah it IS user's birthday after all

cam whore sites have $$$ all we have here is (You)'s

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Aww too bad, I only have $$ :(

fuck off if you wanted pussy pics for ur bday u shoulda said so first
this is all you get

well im 21 so i dont really care
yr the one who said youd gimme what i want
i'll even take just $

bs, mid thirties

Not all heroes wear capes

No one wants to see your shit stained asshole or your blown out pussy

You like anal?

>fucking upside down
why am I not surprised?