Go to gym

>go to gym
>*1 hour later*
>be done with workout
>go to phone
>check Sup Forums
>find out it's blocked on their wifi

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING NORMIES!!!

Lol

This for real though.
I'm declaring war on my gym

>in hospital
>check Sup Forums
>everything working

>at dentist
>check Sup Forums
>all good on the home front

But do hospitals have bench presses?

VPN
Or just go into server room and block every bit of traffic except that which comes from Sup Forums kek

Let's find out

Yes.
Got gains from the dead bodys boii

Lost muh shit.
>Still a fag OP

That's gonna be tough, because the gym i go to is a pretty damn large and expensive one

Did you bench press the fat ones too?

A grey hat with a mechanic outfit and some cabling can get you into any server room ;) just gotta be confident and "Hello, I'm here to upgrade your network." Or really anything, people are fucking stupid, they don't know real terminology.

Course brah, godda get me while dey big and full.
Muh muscles r bout as big as the fat body I lifted my first time.
>shout out bertha
>shout out shiela
>deadfatgirllifts.exe
>mfwgainstuduhmax.jpg

>go into server room
implying OP could make use of anything

social hacking
I read about this in the anarachist's cookbook 10 years ago when it was twenty years old

He can call me
458-1000
>boudabeairgapinhackin.exe

Practicing is different from reading. Way more fun too lol
Also, it's technical term is social engineering. But without actual technilogical prowess, useless.
That's why he call me @ 458-1000

The hospitals I've worked at as a student had a small staff Gym with some weights and exercise machines. So yes I suppose.

So everything OP needs is go to the hospital.

>go to gym
Theres your problem. You deserve what happens to you faggit

Nah brah, body benches awwllllldaaayyyy boiii
>talkin bout daht ded body boi
>u needa come wid me lil brahh
>I'll show u da weigh

>go to work
>check 4chin
>everything works as intended

Hey brah u bout dah ded bodi cuhhz

try going to the gym bruh

Nah brah ded bodiz r fuwkin rad
Hop on em brahskito, ded bodi gains

Fucking Normans. Rooooooo!

Nah brah com hit deez ded bodi gains cuhhzz, we shred n dey ded brahnahama