For how much money would you suck a random gloryhole dick? You will never see the guy who's dick you sucked...

For how much money would you suck a random gloryhole dick? You will never see the guy who's dick you sucked. The dick is fully random and you don't know how it will look before (but it is clean and std free). Be completely honest. I would do it for free because I'm a faggot.

It would have to be a nice cock... uhm... probably $600... do they have to cum or can I just suck for a minute?

$5 million

The rule is that you dont know what the cock will look like beforehand. It's a random dick. They have to cum.

In that case, $250,000 would be the minimum... ideally it would be big and nice looking...

Depends if it's a full time thing about $500 per dick I can make a living off that if it's just a once off deal
$10000

Lol, I would suck an ugly one for $200 (if it was clean ofc).

Free. That would be fun.
Cops make me worried about doing shit like that though.

That's a very good point, I would do it pretty cheap for a living too.

Why? If you do it for free it is fully legal, as far as I know.

I need about tree fiddy

What about 2 dicks at the same time, would the price jump significantly?

Indecent exposure in a public place. They can make you register as a sex offender for that.

Tbh, If it was std free and clean, I'd do it for free. I've always wanted to try it.

Hard to say without knowing Time to Orgasml (or T2O) but I suppose I'd do it for... $5000? I make pretty decent money already, so it'd have to be at least a few grand.

What of it's a part of a deal? What if there is a person that organizes this sort of thing at their place?

I've sucked my wife's boyfriends cock a few times, it's fun... but a random one? You'd wanna get paid for that... if you really want to try it, just ask around man... someone will let you eventually

I would willingly be put on the sex offender list for no less than $65 million. If you're gonna make it so I can't work ever, I need enough to never need to work.

M'nigga.
Understandable. Broke guys might do it for $200-300.

I mean if I hadn't eaten in days, I'd do it for $50, but I'm an engineer with no debt... so, I don't have to do a lot of shit I don't want to.

If it's random it might be a big, nice one.
What if it was a deal for free, just for fun, just a fetish thing?

I'll suck your dick for a cheeseburger OP

Fine, let's meet at mcdonalds.

1000$ and i'd even swallow

I don't want to fucking talk to the guy.

No, I'm not gay. If I'm doing something I don't want to do, I'd need to be compensated for my time.

quarter pounder w/ cheese & bacon and I'll swallow

True, could get lucky
What if you like it and want to again? If you don't talk to him how will you secure your next load from him?

Fuck off Randy!

He is ashamed of it. This way he gets privacy, but has to sacrifice potential future loads.

massively underrated post, the only true answer

I love cocks (Not gay) so I'd pay to do it

Yeah... guess I'm lucky bc I get to suck a nice cock and I also don't have to do all the work... my wife rides it till he's about to cum and then it's my turn... I suck till he cums and then i either share his load with the wife or I get greedy and keep it

I just want to try it without all the stigma attached to it. If I don't like it, I won't do it again, if I like it, I'd want to do more with it, I'd try it with other people.

well, let's assume the world is going to end tomorrow, meteor strike type shit. if i knew i only had 23 hours to live.....

nawwwwwww

eh... I would like to touch and suck a really big thick cock once cause my dick is 14 cm and thin. In fact I usually jack off to porn with the biggest dicks I can find. It's pretty pathetic and fucked with my mind. I really like girls and the female body btw, not in the least attracted to men's bodies.

Me too. Not not fully gay but I love cocks and traps.

Would anyone find out?

buy a dildo off amazon and work on that for a while. it's great for practice if you can get over the taste of PVC or whatever the hell that is

My dick is 14 cm and thin too, but I don't mind it.

If its only me that ever knows then probably £100,000

But if people know I did it

£2,000,000

No. Almost quads btw.

sauce plz

I literally did right before you said that.

Not a bad idea really but it doesn't compare to making a cock throb in your mouth and the rush of having your mouth filled

which one did you get?

...

I went to a porn store where you can watch porn in stalls, a guy had his door open and he was jagging off

I walked away then went back and aaked him hey do you want me to jag you off? he looked stunned but said yeah I jagged him off n he tried to fuck my ass but i told him to just cum on my face which he did all on my cheek. after that I got up and left feeling like a kinky slut

that's great. I know I'm pathetic.

Rebellious Ryan 9 inch

The saddest part of this is the metric system is being used

Minimum $200

Might aswell ask one of your friends if you can suck him off. I was in a close situation twice, I wish I would have pushed it :(

There isn't enough money.

Before you call bullshit think about this: Everyone gets asked this question a few times in life. As a 'hypothetical' which is usually a ruse to find out who's secretly bi/gay and who's a homophobe.

My answer has always been that there IS a number to get me on my knees, but then when I look up and see cock, there's just no way it's going in my mouth. Ever.

Regardless of the money. I just can't imagine looking up at that and going "yeah I can do this"

No. I can't. Not remotely interested despite the money. I'd rather live poor.

I did the gay for pay thing in high school. For a random gloryhole bj, I'd do $75.

>making a cock throb in your mouth and the rush of having your mouth filled

when i was young and flexible, i used to be able to suck my own dick. so i know what you speak of, at that point it's either drink or drown.

Stfu!
The cock I'm talking about Is 9" and belongs to a guy named Ryan

I jokingly did in high school and got turned down, I live in the south and everyone is pretty homophobic here.

ok my dick is 22 inches. happy now?

oh hell, you're going to be in bad shape trying to swallow that thing

I'm not a confident guy, but I have realised some time ago that this is a decent enough size, don't listen to bs on the internet.

Isn't it the best??!! The first time I knew I was good at it was when he begged me not to stop and held my head down on it till he was finished

That would make me very happy, yes

Fuck off, burger.

For $15,000 i would suck it and put it in my asshole, then swallow

n-no homo

Haha, weird. That's a hell of coincidence.

i've never done someone else, only myself. but yes, that moment when it starts pumping your mouth and hard streams hit the back of your throat, that is really something else.

We'll see what happens

I actually refused a bj for bj from one of my friends. We were kids back then lol. We just hit puberty and our cum was like water.

50 bucks :/ I need the dough.

i bought a 7 for my girl, she's never seen it. i break it out once in a while when i'm drunk as hell

Me and my friend would jack off together. His dick was ugly though.

Holy fucking shit you are a cuck

literally all the money and resources in the world. Then I'd evenly disperse it to every human on the planet, gather the best and smartest, hard working economists and scientists, and record the results for the lulz.

silly wabbit, socialism is for kids

120k

it's not socialism because it's nothing to do with governing. I just want to see what would happen if I gave everyone the same amount of money. Doesn't mean they'll stay equal for long, but what would happen if they started equally? just for science

I used to jack off regularly with 2 of my friends (sometimes all 3 together). Both of their dicks were ugly af, but one of them had a massive dick.

Uhm yeah dude... it's a legit fetish man... just bc the word has been repurposed in recent years to be an insult doesn't change the fact that I fuckin love for my wife to fuck whoever she wants... it instantly gets me hard and I love her being a slut... so yeah dude, i am

Honestly, assuming no one ever knew and I wouldn't be outed, I'd do it for free.

I'm not gay but I'm a very *experimental* person with regard to drugs, sex, and all life in general. I want to try pretty much all life has to offer and I have no moral/religious qualms about trying out dick.

they do start equally, they are all born nekkid. enough with the social engineering

wow you're really smart and I think you changed my mind on how much money I'd suck cock for and what i'd do with it. thank you

this is kinda the way i feel. seriously, if i was a girl for a day, well, i just couldn't be responsible for my actions

Are we talking about sucking girl's dick or a dude's dick?

I think I'd cave for 1000$

>wow you're really smart
i stopped reading your post at that point. i'm humbled by your praise.

That's cool.

No i'm serious, you're really intelligent. I think I wouldn't do that anymore. You're very persuasive in your speech.
Would you happen to have genius level IQ?

Can we get back to talkin about sucking cock please

well, i was tested at 144 but that was many years ago, and...hey, wait a minute. you're having a go at me aren't you?

Nobody starts equally. Some people are born with better genes and in better environment. Equality doesn't exist in nature, it is ironicaly a SOCIAL CONSTRUCT ( unlike gender and race ).

You should write a book about economy, man. Dead serious.
You should call it "Sucking cock; Socialism in a nut shell"

*unzips*

>better genes and in better environment
>SOCIAL CONSTRUCT

please explain how these two concepts exist in one thought? you contradict yourself in 2 sentences

sauce? im a faggot

Ok, here you go
Step 1
>go to Sup Forums
Step 2
>stay there

Let's see it!

*gets down on knees*

Hell yeah, Bros being bros

you know, that's not a bad idea. but the title, ehhh, the title needs a bit of work. maybe "Socialism: Sucking cock in a nutshell". yeah, that's more like it