I matched with a fatty on tinder, how do I get her to come over and eat in her underwear?
I matched with a fatty on tinder, how do I get her to come over and eat in her underwear?
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JUST ASK HER. Fat pple will do ANYTHING for food.
Tell her Disney wants her to.
Talk about cartoons and poetry then introduce her to new things after the hook has sunk into her lips. Then boom. Nurture however you want. Fatties are the worst, entitled most of the time and then get upset when you don't call them back because it breaks your back trying to fuck that giant piece of hambone.
'I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado'
Send her this.
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Also when you eat fat girls out make sure you don't breath through your nose.
Thank me later.
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LOL that girl went to my highschool
Ask her if she's in House Hufflepuff, because you're Slytherin between her legs tonight.
No she didn't. If you don't have proof then don't post holy fuck I hate this. Every damn thread involving a girl these people come out of the woodwork "omg I know her!!111" yet the few that actually show "proof" it's shown that it wasn't her. 100% of the time. Fuck off faggot.
Harry Potter humor always works on fatties
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>how to get a fatty to eat
Offer her food.
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tell her she looks like ursula
Use a spell
Hocus Porkus
Get her to cuddle with you in underwear, then bring some snacks out
THIS.....fatty all love this shit
..and what happened?
This guy gets it