REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

You think?

What if I don't want one?

Lies

What about an ex?

I hope this works.

Please family of Sup Forums, grant me a wife

:thinking:

Please god...

Bullshit prove it

we will see

*Reacts*

my dubs tell me thats a lie

hmmmm.....

I am here to get my grillfriend

please at least get me laid

k

I wish

I hear so many stories about women getting slapped, punched, beaten up etc. by their husbands/boyfriends. Women always choose the winners, don't they? In fact these whores deserve it in most cases, they willingly turn down approaches from 'nice guys' and offer their gashes up to violent criminal drunkards and spoiled rich boys

ok

Please be true

U better not scam me op

I'll try

if only

One I can beat like OP ?

Bro...

Pls

I'll try

a rather want a god tier trap boyfriend

Ja.

Nice guy detected. Welcome to the team bro

qt Jewish princess

They don't turn down nice guys, they turn down cucks. criminals and rich boys usually do have the confidence to go after a women and make it clear what they want lmao.

Just be alpha and don't put the pussy on a pedestal dude

i want gf

I have hope tbh

Im fucking sad...

Let's see if sister counts. She won't notice she was my girlfriend when the drugs wear off.

why not at this point

Thx

ok

why fucking not

If you're the same OP that created this same thread last week then THANK YOU. I got me a girlfriend the same week and lost my elder lich powers yesterday.

Keep posting guys. This thread is the genuine stuff.

i wish

sure

It doesn't cost anything eh

Why the fuck not?

please

Really?
Plz OP give me a gf too

Yesterday... I've answered you...
Where is my cute redhead gf?

I'm still waiting...

Damnit darlene you fucked me, just date me i'll be your senpai
>replied

I apologize for the wrong image...
It's a bit embarrassing

But I'm out in the woods by myself how would that be possible?

Will my wife mind?

Please

but why?

Kek

plz daddy no

K

If you lie I will cry

yes plz

No thanks. I like having money.

ok

I want a qt gf

pls work

i pray

rollo

No one knows I exist but it's worth a shot

kk

if only it was that easy

Naw

I want a gf so here is a post

Took 15 years of dating lying skanks, but I managed to get a great one. Been together for 6 years now.

If you truly want a relationship with a woman, here is what you need to do...

1. Stop coming to /b. I'm deadly fucking serious. Nothing posted here is going to make you more desirable to women.

2. Put on some real clothes, and go outside. If farmers markets and park concerts aren't your thing, then try the bars. Not too nice, and not too divey. You'll find some girls in groups that are as equally lonely as you. Alcohol helps the socializing. Just don't be fucking weird.

You may strike out, but keep at it. One thing though is for certain. You've gotta put yourself out there. Have realistic fucking standards, believe in yourself a little and realize that you have nothing to lose.

fat chance faggot

lets hope

First post in years


dont fuck me boi

good

okay op

Nice

...

I love her

ill bite

mkay

fingers crossed

kkk

This doesn't work. I've replied to countless threads like these in the past two years, and I remain single.

Yes please

Gimme gf

ok :)

K

sure buddy

I'll bite.

Trying..

I really need this

no i won't I'll be a lonely fuck forever

I guess we can give it another shot..

worth a shot

doubt..

everyday we stray further from god

Bull.

ok tahsnk

Ok