REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
You think?
What if I don't want one?
Lies
What about an ex?
I hope this works.
Please family of Sup Forums, grant me a wife
:thinking:
Please god...
Bullshit prove it
we will see
*Reacts*
my dubs tell me thats a lie
hmmmm.....
I am here to get my grillfriend
please at least get me laid
k
I wish
I hear so many stories about women getting slapped, punched, beaten up etc. by their husbands/boyfriends. Women always choose the winners, don't they? In fact these whores deserve it in most cases, they willingly turn down approaches from 'nice guys' and offer their gashes up to violent criminal drunkards and spoiled rich boys
ok
Please be true
U better not scam me op
I'll try
if only
One I can beat like OP ?
Bro...
Pls
I'll try
a rather want a god tier trap boyfriend
Ja.
Nice guy detected. Welcome to the team bro
qt Jewish princess
They don't turn down nice guys, they turn down cucks. criminals and rich boys usually do have the confidence to go after a women and make it clear what they want lmao.
Just be alpha and don't put the pussy on a pedestal dude
i want gf
I have hope tbh
Im fucking sad...
Let's see if sister counts. She won't notice she was my girlfriend when the drugs wear off.
why not at this point
Thx
ok
why fucking not
If you're the same OP that created this same thread last week then THANK YOU. I got me a girlfriend the same week and lost my elder lich powers yesterday.
Keep posting guys. This thread is the genuine stuff.
i wish
sure
It doesn't cost anything eh
Why the fuck not?
please
Really?
Plz OP give me a gf too
Yesterday... I've answered you...
Where is my cute redhead gf?
I'm still waiting...
Damnit darlene you fucked me, just date me i'll be your senpai
>replied
I apologize for the wrong image...
It's a bit embarrassing
But I'm out in the woods by myself how would that be possible?
Will my wife mind?
Please
but why?
Kek
plz daddy no
K
If you lie I will cry
yes plz
No thanks. I like having money.
ok
I want a qt gf
pls work
i pray
rollo
No one knows I exist but it's worth a shot
kk
if only it was that easy
Naw
I want a gf so here is a post
Took 15 years of dating lying skanks, but I managed to get a great one. Been together for 6 years now.
If you truly want a relationship with a woman, here is what you need to do...
1. Stop coming to /b. I'm deadly fucking serious. Nothing posted here is going to make you more desirable to women.
2. Put on some real clothes, and go outside. If farmers markets and park concerts aren't your thing, then try the bars. Not too nice, and not too divey. You'll find some girls in groups that are as equally lonely as you. Alcohol helps the socializing. Just don't be fucking weird.
You may strike out, but keep at it. One thing though is for certain. You've gotta put yourself out there. Have realistic fucking standards, believe in yourself a little and realize that you have nothing to lose.
fat chance faggot
lets hope
First post in years
dont fuck me boi
good
okay op
Nice
...
I love her
ill bite
mkay
fingers crossed
kkk
This doesn't work. I've replied to countless threads like these in the past two years, and I remain single.
Yes please
Gimme gf
ok :)
K
sure buddy
I'll bite.
Trying..
I really need this
no i won't I'll be a lonely fuck forever
I guess we can give it another shot..
worth a shot
doubt..
everyday we stray further from god
Bull.
ok tahsnk
Ok