Tfw too intelligent to enjoy watching soccer

>tfw too intelligent to enjoy watching soccer

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If Americans hate soccer so much, why can't they stop talking about it? All these 3 are made by Amerifats

>tfw American soccer fan

AMA lads.

i was wondering when this would spill into Sup Forums

>AMA lads.

Are you a faggot or a chicano? Or both?

>Illegal Mexican aliens in the United States posting as Americans.

When Trump takes office those posts will stop.

Neither.

80% Anglo, 19% Germanic, 1% Comanche, 100% HETERO MURRICAN.

I've seen a couple MLS games on tv (because there isn't other footy at sunday nights) and thre crowds are full of white people

>1% comanche

you have to go back

>1% Comanche

Elizabeth Warren pls

Exactly.

Sons of Latin immigrants are no more likely to be soccer fans than the general population.

Unlike most countries, being a soccer fan in America usually means you are upper middle class.

I know that feel bro

Not into 0-0 sports

>being a soccer fan in America usually means you are upper middle class.
That has to be the very only country in the world where that happens, in literally all other places soccer is the working class sport

This. This is some 2008 Sup Forums level shit, kys

Oh trust me, based on where its popular, that's definitely evident.

Rich Americans don't actually enjoy soccer. They just want to feel worldly and above the herd.

What sports do "poor" Americans watch, nascar?

He didn't say rich but upper middle class
Real rich people don't watch sports

Definitely.

Kind of like how in England, Newcastle Brown is the drink of choice for poor coal miner's. But in the US, it's the drink of choice for hipsters who saw Anna Kendrick hawk it in a commercial.

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Poor Americans watch football and basketball.

>too
Ya dun goofed.

>What sports do "poor" Americans watch, nascar?

Yes, that and soccer considering most immigrants are poor.

Gotta be because it's different

Here chains like Starbucks are worshiped by cool-wannabe people, and it's just a mediocre coffee

>soccer fan education

Yep.

Here teams like Tottenham Hotspur are worshipped by cool-wannabe people, and it's just a mediocre club.

No, you retard, the meme is to put spelling or grammar mistakes while typing 'tfw to intelegent for x'

Did I say you could reply to me kangaroo fucker?

MLS is for americans who don't actually like sports but want to cosplay as a "sports fan"

they are the most casual of fan but also own the most team apparel of anyone

>73214956

Thanks for the (You), ameridoop

My girlfriend's brother has autism and is obsessed with soccer. Come to think of it, doesn't Messi have it too? Is soccer and autism correlated.

explains all the sounders fans in seattle

no, but I have it for hockey.

I am an autist and I can name over 230 of the top 300 nhl scorers.

>Is soccer and autism correlated.

Hope Solo's asshole and pussy had to go to special school and ride the short bus.

>not: to smart too enjoy

You suck nerdlord

Real rich Americans are big into Yachting & rowing. Watersports in general, really.

i would say you fell to the usual counter-bait of pretending to be baited, but we are talking about amerifats here with no sense of humour so im not too sure about that.

you mean like piss and stuff

Mexicans only watch the Mexican league

Stay mad americunts

>tfw to intelligent for Hope Solo gf