/heem/ "Negotiating" Contracts Edition

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Cody Bless

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Don't kill yourself when your boy gets DECISIONED after landing 3% of his strikes.

Why people think Nunes won't outstrenght Ronda if it goes to the ground?

I'll be upset but I kind of see it coming.

Because she got fucked up by Zingano on the ground.

paige bless

something, something judo?

Fuck you Cody poster!
You're taking everything I worked for motherfucker!

*slow claps*

*steps out of the shadows*

Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...

But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.

And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the boards.....

This was actually impressive Lithkek

Reminder: Nunes will HEEM Ronda at 207

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Cause Chael Sonnen basically said Judo sucks in his recent podcast and any black belt at BJJ should have no problem with a Judoka. If Nunes can't win on the ground... there's something wrong

You actually have this copy pasta saved somewhere.

Jeezus m8, that's sad as fuck

Rhonda will win in the first minute. screencap bitch.

I've had bed bug bites before. Its fucking nothing. It will go away on it's own in less than a day if you dont touch it at all. Go train.

>tfw you could literally heem every heavyweight here but a peep squeak buglet has the potential to heem a limb off you for good

Loife is one big comedy lads

nah just copied and pasted it from another thread

Dude, I have had it for a few days and its turned purple. I can barely walk on it.

Don't fuck with mother nature.

>Rhonda will win in the first
>Rhonda will win
>Rhonda

It's Ronda you autist

HOWDY HONDA HOUSEY

Sonnen was also on record saying single legs were worthless in MMA. he's a smart guy but he can be wrong.

Dominick is cocky comes out confident
Thinks Cody will just go straight for the knock out
Cody leg kicks like fuck
Cruz dodges a few bus his memevment gets worse every time he takes a leg kick
Round 2, Cruz is slightly limping
Boom, Cody with vicious body shots to the ribs. Cruz takes him down and holds him down for the last two minutes of the round.

Cruz absolutely dominates round 3, dodging, countering but in the last 10 seconds a hit connects dropping him
Cody goes for the finish but doesn't get it.
This repeats in round 4 and 5 kinda live Mike vs Dan 2

Judges decision
48-47, 47-47, 48-47 to Cody


TRUST ME on this

oh I forgot about this one haha
ignore him hes just a hater
Phone keeps autocorrecting cruz to cruise quite annoying

If you're on about the car it's actually honda but its cool not everyone knows that.

Claim your boy /heem/

is it on your sole or the top of your foot? if you're walking on it then its a problem. you should probably lie down until it goes away. if you have to walk, do it on tip toes or hop with one foot. if yo keep irritating it, it wont go away.

claimed

It's on the top of my toe. and my foot is swelling and the redness was spreading through out my foot until I got the anti biotics. It aches constantly even when I am sitting down. It's a legit problem dude.

Does the Cody poster ever fucking leave?
Or like sleep or something?

Upcoming events:

12/29: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: SECONDU ROUNDO - Cro Cop vs King Mo
12/30: UFC 207 - Nunes vs Rousey
12/31: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: FINARU ROUNDO - TBA
12/31: WSOF 34 - Gaethje vs Firmino
1/13: LFA 1 - Peterson vs Higo
1/13: ACB 51 - Silva vs Torgeson
1/14: ONE FC: Quest for Power - Bigdash vs Prachnio
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1/20: GLORY 37 - Roosmalen vs Embree
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1/21: Bellator 170 - Sonnen vs Ortiz
1/23: VFC 55 - Lindsey vs Cochrane 2
1/27: Bellator 171 - TBA
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2/4: UFC FN 104 - Bermudez vs Jung
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2/18: Bellator 172 - Mitrione vs Emelianenko
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3/4: UFC 209 - TBA
3/11: UFC FN 107 - Gastelum vs Belfort
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3/18: UFC FN 108 - TBA

News:

>Based Khabib refuses easy fight against a featherweight, instead chooses to fight scared chicken Tony Ferguson
mmajunkie.com/2016/12/khabib-nurmagomedov-on-jose-aldos-claim-of-declined-title-fight-i-do-not-bully-the-little

>Andrade pulled from 207
mmafighting.com/2016/12/21/14040616/jessica-andrade-pulled-from-ufc-207

>Yancy Medeiros fights Li Jingliang at UFC on Fox 23
mmajunkie.com/2016/12/yancy-medeiros-meets-li-jingliang-at-ufc-on-fox-23-in-denver

nvm i misread your op i thought you were talking about bed bugs.

i dont know what you're dealing with. since youre in australia youre probably going to die

Everyone who joins the Cody fan page on facebook gets the trip

It's not just one of us

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Ronder "Bowser" Rouser, to be quite exact

This shit is like the Faber vs Pickett fight over the weekend

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This is literally the most pathetic samefagging Ive ever seen

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>all natty

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Overeem has been my boy since Pride days.

I really hope Hunt doesn't end his career, I don't want to see him go out like Chuck did.

If you seriously think theres only one cody fan on int and I use proxies to change my flag you're retarded.

Or if you think I am the only brit on heem you are also retarded.

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BJJ is a rip off of Judo.

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Good point
But I have already made the bet

I actually see Cody catch Cruz coming in with one of his quick hooks.

Also Cody can land that meme kick of his while Cruz is angling

People are sleeping on Cody

He has good ground game and cardio as well
Much better than people think.

anyone know which fighter said something like "i have a daughter on the way i cant keep going home looking like this" after losing.

I want to rewatch that fight and cant remember who the fuck it was.

You also saw OSP heeming Jones

Which didnt happen

BJ Penn I remember

I'll find it now

I thin it's the fight he had with Nick

Overeem is going to be 2-0 over fat Samoans in the first round.

That was prime Ubereem tho, not the overcautious reem that fought Stipe

>you now remember Rory Macdonald losing loads of fans because he said he was enjoying beating up BJ Penn

that is it cheers

Reem is going to take Hunt down and pound him out in guard.

Kek can't wait for King Cody to heem Cruz

Take the proxy off samefag

Mickey Gall

>tfw to intelligent to be carnist

Who /hype/ for Amir Aliakbari?

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Is Jesus the best coach for an MMA fighter to have?

No, Duke Roufus is

Eugene Robinson

Urijah Faber

Edmond Tarverdyan

Does Edmond have a legitimate claim to training Ali?

my guy

did he say this or something?

youtube.com/watch?v=BBoKEPq3__8

still my guy

cant believe he lost to fucking holloway though jesus

he's a big guy

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>Andrade pulled from 207
Sucks. She could fight for the title soon

no opponent, figure she will fight in january or feburary now

What's next for the Reem?

Bellator and all the roids he wants

Holloway is better than Pettis

getting heemed by hunto

Disagree
Holloway fights midgets and has good boxing

Showtime fights big guys and gets some really good ko's

/HEEM/ always gave me the impression you were always a giant ass, but you're alright, man. Keep it up.
Also,
>Why people think Nunes won't outstrenght Ronda if it goes to the ground?

If she got outclassed on the ground by Cat Zingano, I don't see her having much of a chance with Ronda.

the cody dude keeps making sure hes the first to make a new thread so he can do this

kinda annoying how he contaminates so many boards

OP IS GONNA BE MAD

Good choice, lad.

Iron Army since UFC 112

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Max TKO'd him, seemed like he does pretty well against guys his own size

dat mewvment

Attendance 11,008
Total gate $3,500,000
Buyrate 500,000

He tko'd a dude with a broken hand who was already exhausted and defeated with a kick to the dick?

Wew fucking impressive

they do seem similar. like stipe could play his baby brother/big mook when he plays a villain in a movie.

Pettis hand wasnt even broken moron

Still my boy.

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Threadly reminder to BE CAREFUL

Who has he knocked out? Corrisani?

/heem/ is very comfortable.

I'm a casual transplant.

it's the second time you respond to me with that stupid piano face, and the funny thing is you're probably confusing me with this retard douchebag that posts under my flag so I guess you're basically spering out of your own delusion

please, stop, you are annoying and projecting

ufc 112 had a great atmosphere

Shook

Better filter spain before he comes and shits on himself ruining our comfy time

Could you heem your dad, /heem/?