When was the last time you made a girl cry?

When was the last time you made a girl cry?

What did you do wrong?

I ate whole pizza alone

2 months ago. I worked abroad and lost my job, so my had to leave my GF at the airport and tell her I would come back soon, not knowing if I can keep that promise.

I tried to light both of us on fire (I'm schizo)

I live with my mommy and make her cry often because im a 30 yr old virgin lazy bum

you will learn that everything you do is wrong

me too

I came home one day, something was wrong. She hadn't made dinner yet, so I started getting things ready. Just being helpful. The veggies were in the right place in the fridge, but I found a knife out of place, on the table.
Figured it was the right size, so I started cutting. She walked into the room, dead expression on her face. About five seconds later we both start crying.
Onions are a bitch to prepare. Should have turned in a fan or something.

I sold my car and gave the money to a friend that needed help with money for her kid. I ride the bus now when needed.

I didn't play her stupid little "fight for me" game. She acted like she wanted out, so I let her the fuck out. Au revoir. Adios. Ham salami bacon.

Jesus Christ. You'll see her again soon, user.

never
i can't talk to them so i cant make them cry
they might cry from laughing so hard when they look at me tho

...

That was a really nice thing to do

my mother
nothing

Last night when I fucked OP's mom. She came so hard that she burst into tears.

Ex girlfriend cheated on me and for some reason brushed it off like it was nothing because she was drunk. Told her to pack her shit and move out of my house.Right when she had was getting the last of her stuff I had to tell her I started seeing her sister. She broke down and stared crying threw a hissy fit. I had to call the cops and get her on her. I'm married to her sister now and I've never been happier. I was surprised her sister even got with me.

Saturday, called my fuckbuddy a major slut by accident (not when we were banging)
She took exception to that

My wife, 4 months ago when she held our son for the first time.

About 10 years ago i guess.
Good old knee to the face

Faggot

Nice kek

How does your ex-girlfriend react to you being married to her sister now? Is it awkward to see her at family reunions?

my ex about 3 months ago when I broke up with her

define /b in three comments

i told my girlfriend on tumblr are only stupid people. Then i told her ,,But not you".
But it was to late... she cryed :(

what? how?

>What did you do wrong?
Trick question, no matter what you think it is, it will always be something else you are ignorant to because its not linked by logic

Literally last night OP.

>be me
>say "Oh hey Emily how's it going? Is [your boyfriend] here too?"
>she's like "ummm ugh he's ugh..."
>raise eyebrow
>60 seconds later she was bawwwing
>I dunno, she was really drunk
>I don't think it really had anything to do with me, but she did start crying right after I talked to her
>I dunno girls are weird

100% true story.

Kekeke

her facial expression - these are tears of joy. was she raped into multiple orgasms?

you get anything out of it?

regret

I told my girlfriend that I wouldn't date her if she was fat. Turns out she's real insecure about her weight.

I broke up with her

My mother.
She accused me of stealing $20k at 2am but it turned out to be my brother.

But you are dating her, so she must not be fat, what is the problem?

i fapped to much i never got the girl's hints. she got frustrated that she kept on flirting with me. i saw this therapist two times a week. i fapped Tuesday or Thursday. i saw the girl Wednesday or Friday. she is now married.

Thats exactly what I said! I'm apparently still wrong

I don't think you can assume someone did something wrong just because a woman cried about it.

you don't get grills, do ya? he's inplied she's fat, bc he doesn't care if she were actually a tubbo, and since she's extra-sensitive, well, she's a big bag of crazy. his fault, really.

just go with it... say you're sorry, and you love her, or, and thats a novelty idea, if shit like this keeps coming up, drop her for a sane one.

She always tries to talk to me when she loses a boyfriend. I just don't don't respond half smile and walk away and talk to other people.

no, he does care if she were a tubbo, hence as he said he wouldn't be dating her if she was. but she isn't fat, and is still pissed.

Bitch broke up with me and I told her thats fine, she may leave my flat now. She started crying told me she was sorry and left.

wait, I'm confused by your story, did the hissyfit happen the same night she was drunk and packung her shit to leave?
basically what I ask is you dumped her because she was cheating on you, while you were "seeing to" her sister? or is there an undefined period of time between the two?

exactly. my reading comprehension is better than my wording. let me break it down to you: he told her he'd be fine with her being fat. since she thinks she is fat, she's immediately butthurt about him IMPLYING he thinks she is fat (but the part with him being allright with it they deliberately choose not to hear).

>When was the last time you made a girl cry?

bout three months ago

>What did you do wrong?

Nuttin' I din do nuttin'

(insufficiently lubed anal for her...erm.. 18th birthday).
She loved it though; came like she was having an epileptic seizure.

Kek

>She screamed, "Hurt me, hurt me, give me all ten inches."
So I slammed my dick into her four times and slapped her face.

She's a woman, user. You don't get to use logic. I'm going to assume you are a kissless virgin for not knowing this. I have good news for you though. Every woman loves sex to the point she WILL fuck you if you are confident that she WILL fuck you. Just don't nut in these bitches bro

Told my friend she'd look better with her hair back.

Apparently that's an "insensitive" thing to say to a cancer patient.

I made my wife shed a few tears last weekend. She always tears up when she has a great orgasm.

Cheated on my wife...let me tell you Sup Forumsros, nothing makes you feel like a bigger sack of donkey shit than when you cheat on the woman who's given 9 years of her life to you.

Last winter.

I got her son a flu shot, and she's an anti-vaxxer.

kek

It took her awhile to get all her stuff. After she cheated I kicked her out she stayed at her friends house. So she would come over get stuff then leave. One of the times her sister came over to get some of her stuff. We got to talking over some beers and shots. And ended up fucking.

I confessed that I was much more attracted to her sister...

>thinking a guy does something wrong just because a girl crys

>nothing makes you a bigger sack of donkey shit than when you cheat on the woman who's given 9 years of her life to you.
Ftfy

tears of sadness or joy?

It's gonna hurt more when she fucks some other dude.

Did you fuck her mother? That would make both of you feel worse.

A few weeks ago.
She found that I was messaging some other girl.

Dunno if i did anything wrong, but i made my mother cry when i bought her a trip to Italy.

My daughter had her first blood a few weeks ago and she knew that meant I wouldn't fuck her anymore and she cried. It's not really something I did to make her cry.

ay lmfao, op that pic is in my town

>raise eyebrow
Killed me for some reason.

I'm a drunk so my wife cries all the time.

>When was the last time you made a girl cry?
Less than one week ago.

>What did you do wrong?
I didn't.

It's been to long...

>last time i hit a girl was my ex-girlfriend.
>i didn't knock the bitch unconscious
a fine & a restraining order later i was a free man.

The only time I legit made a girl cry was when I was with my ex and I wanted to go out with my friends instead for the weekend because I haven't seen them in a while since they were up at school. She started crying with the "you don't pay attention to me, you're losing interest in me etc". I think I broke up with her that week, then she started to follow me in her car to work and all so I got my cop buddy to tell her to fuck off with a warning and she left me alone

Women are crazy

Few days ago, she brought up one of my previous relationships so I just said 'die'.

Forgot she was a special snowflake with depression and suicidal thoughts.

over 40,000 people suicide in the USA every year, so it is a concern even if it's retarded a/f

>When was the last time you made a girl cry?
>What did you do wrong?
She said, could you set the table? I did. Then she said, why did you set the table? We are doing it buffet style. I said, You fucking told me to set the table. She said, no I didn't. I said, you did tho. She said, well then unset it. I said, you unset it. She handed me a plate and said, just dish up your dinner. I said, no, I don't want any. She left and went to go cry.
Pretty fucking dumb, really.

>he told her he'd be fine with her being fat.
Wrong, he told her he would not date her if she was fat.

Annon, so you watch porn

Yes, of course

Why? Don't you love me?

Bitch, if you aren't going to suck my cock on demand then I'll take care of it myself

Starts to cry

Me: you have options

She don't like porn= bj available on demand to stop porn

Still watch porn

Life is good

Can't believe this crap is still going

>When was the last time you made a girl cry?
8 years ago
>What did you do wrong?
my fuck buddy told me that she loved me. I said, "thank you. thank you so much."

maybe I should have "faked it" because she stopped wanting to have sex after that, and I've had a hard time finding partners since.

huh, looks like I am a text-skimming retard. neverzheless, he used the word fat and she is insecure, bamm, fight.

Lol seems like fish love to me.

no, you did the right thing, i played along, and as soon as i started catchin feelings, she was long gone

Last week, made my sister cry because I called her an idiot for cutting herself over nothing.

I made cheryl cry when i said he had a small dick

It's raining. Bitch isn't crying.

never, but people both male and female make me cry

Drugs?

I never took the time to answer her feeling truthfully when I got bored of her I cut all ties without an explanation