This triggers everybody on this board

>this triggers everybody on this board
Explain yourselves please.

Because open relationships are a really fucking bad idea?

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Okay so Normies are degenerate what else is new?

Explain how

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I'm sorry, I was wrong, having an open relationship is the sign of a true alpha. Also I am a massive faggot, I am so sorry.

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"Was getting caught part of your plan?"

>soul purpose

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>A couple handles their relationship (of which I am no part of) as they please
>Next to it, OP's strawman

I feel indifferent, but you got your reply.
1/10

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shit bait

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I mean, they seem to work for some people. And I doubt people really care about these "alpha/beta" "classifications", so being seen as "beta" by someone on Sup Forums isn't really a good point IMO.

I don't really care, I don't think either of us want an open relationship so it's not for us but if some couple wants that and it works for them, I can't really see any issues with it.

as someone who is poly this amuses me
all you Sup Forums cucks are like this

>alpha
excuse me sir you seem to have dropped your fedora

my god you're right. I have to find the hottest girl on earth and stay with her and only her forever and ever and ever because if i don't then i'm fucking settling

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