What's the most creative way to commit suicide?

what's the most creative way to commit suicide?

to not

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Live your whole life then die of living

Die of starvation by painting pictures instead of eating.

Convince everyone that you will still be alive and that you're just transcending. Do it with their permission.

Came here to post this.

Watch a furry cringe compilation

get hunted by a bear up in a tree and piss in the bears eyes before it kills you

Rube Goldberg machine... like the board game mouse trap..

fuck a goat like isis or fuck a camel like mohammed

>Go to Disney World
>Buy one of those stupid Mickey-Ears hats
>Staple-gun the fucking thing to your head
>Break into Cinderella's Castle
>Climb all the way to the top
>Wave your hands and yell to get the attention of park patrons below
>Cry out, "I am motherfucking Tinkerbell!"
>Leap from the top
>Try to aim for some nice-looking family
>you know, blonde, blue-eyed conservative-folks... three daughters
>Your body hits the pavement like an envelope full of chunky salsa
>But your head stays intact! You have on your Mickey Ears!
>Bonus! Eat a large breakfast that morning
>Visualize! Innocent people coated with the mottled chunks of viscera what were your mortal coil!
>Little Jennifer, Ashleigh, and Kimberlee's faces spattered with your wicked death stew!
>Thanks to pre-jump yelling, most likely several people recorded your horribly-overwrought demise on their phones
>You may become a new REKT webm!
>you go to hell a happy hombre

quit your job or drop out of school /college, learn art and shit, become a professional artist, starve to death because no one gives a shit about you

turn a lawnmower to the side and try to reach the amazing 'Lawnmower-Dimension'!
The Portal is exactly on the point the blades spinn around.

Kek

>Or, better yet
>Buy a Tinkerbell costume
>a kids' one... way too small
>wear no clothes beneath it; free-ball
>Again, sneak into the top of Cinderella's Castle
>Locate the zipline that descends from the tower
>Attach a carabiner to it with a short length of cable
>tighten it around your throat and away we go!
>as you glide down the zipline, you hang yourself
>your bowels empty spectacularly onto the faces of traumatized onlookers below
>again, high likelihood your final moments get recorded, spread across the web

Ok so first step get to the top of a super high sky scraper. Second step strap fire works your body. Third step, set the fuses so that they go off simultaniously. Fourth step, light fuse and jump

you sir are a god,

dying

If you want to be really edgy you can hold some pressure activated explosives so when you hit the ground you go poof

>Go to the top of a building
>Tie piano wire around you neck and attach the other end to something on top
>Super glue your hands to your head
>Jump off the building
The piano wire will cut off your head on the way down and when your body lands on the ground it will appear as if your holding your head in your hands.

Jump off building with piano wire around your neck and your hands superglued to your head so it looks like you ripped your own head off.

Fly a plane into some tall buildings in NewYork.

>attend costume party, but dressed in normal clothing
>clever part! douse yourself in gasoline before you show up!
>be sure to saturate all layers of cloth!
>wait for someone to ask you: "What costume is that?"
>reply: "I AM THE HUMAN TORCH!"
>*strike match*
>cry "FLAME ON!"
>hug as many people as you can before consciousness fails

Old age.

Not original brah, that shits been done already. Twice, on the same day to boot

Go to a hospital and drink every liquid you can get your hands on.

I can tell you it's not the Aaron Hernandez

I call this one marble madness.
>buy a fuck tonne of marbles
>go to a public place
>have a friend help lube you up and shove marbles up ass in a nearby bathroom
>swallow as many marbles as possible, take em' like pills
>enema.jpg
>swallow a bottle of ipecac
>tie a rope off somewhere high
>climb down to end of rope
>hang on for as long as possible while you shit and vomit marbles everywhere.