>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Taylor Swift standing there looking at you
Wat do?
>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Taylor Swift standing there looking at you
Wat do?
>close laptop
>say nothing
feed her a bowl of eggs
Pull down her pants to confirm if she has a blonde bush or not.
punch her full force in the face.
Force her to piss on my dick.
Get her to call 2 of her friends over, make them strip, and then fuck them all week long!
Smash, then get a song written about you.
Then leave her, get another song written about you.
Sue for deformation and get a Fuck ton of money
>spin 360 and walk away
>push her into my racing seat
>force her to drive 300 laps of Daytona USA
>laugh when her next album has a huge Daytona USA vibe to it
Ask her to marry me
Hello Taylor why are you in my house
call the cops
how did she even get in
Hello M'lady tips fedora. And hide my shame.
But I don't have a bedroom
I'd fart on her sandwich
scream hot dog in the most american way posible
You'd walk into her.....
Underrated post.
Turn her into a bbc lover
To the user who wanted to see blonde bush...I'd bet money she shaves it all off.
Wat do? Strip her, eat her pussy until she's begging for cock, fuck...creampie. Lather, rinse, repeat. If she didn't want any of this, well...I'd tie her up and do it anyway.
>Stand in doorway
>Drop pants
>Start putting on my Cock Strap & Ball Stretcher
>let out a small painful moan as I click the testicle splitter into place
>pull up pants
>HEY TAYLOR SWIFT I LOVE YOUR MUSIC CAN I SHAKE YOUR HAND?
>stick out hand while smiling hard.
Tell her to kill herself.
play her my demo
Throw a book at her head, steal her purse and run away.
Ask a billion euros in tomahawk missiles
lick and smell her feet while i jack off furiously
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>give her a jordan haircut
>bust a nut all over her now smooth shiny scalp
>vidya ofc
>kick the cunt out
>upload vidya and becum internut famouse
shagg her rotten baby yeeahhh
"Can I have my room back? You're also really tall..."
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>Do a 360
>Walk away
Wow, summer already?
call the cops
a coal burner broke into my house again
>Again
After awhile you have to wonder what you're doing wrong.
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