Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Taylor Swift standing there looking at you

Wat do?

>close laptop
>say nothing

feed her a bowl of eggs

Pull down her pants to confirm if she has a blonde bush or not.

punch her full force in the face.

Force her to piss on my dick.

Get her to call 2 of her friends over, make them strip, and then fuck them all week long!

Smash, then get a song written about you.
Then leave her, get another song written about you.
Sue for deformation and get a Fuck ton of money

>spin 360 and walk away

>push her into my racing seat
>force her to drive 300 laps of Daytona USA
>laugh when her next album has a huge Daytona USA vibe to it

Ask her to marry me

Hello Taylor why are you in my house

call the cops
how did she even get in

Hello M'lady tips fedora. And hide my shame.

But I don't have a bedroom

I'd fart on her sandwich

scream hot dog in the most american way posible

You'd walk into her.....

Underrated post.

Turn her into a bbc lover

To the user who wanted to see blonde bush...I'd bet money she shaves it all off.

Wat do? Strip her, eat her pussy until she's begging for cock, fuck...creampie. Lather, rinse, repeat. If she didn't want any of this, well...I'd tie her up and do it anyway.

>Stand in doorway
>Drop pants
>Start putting on my Cock Strap & Ball Stretcher
>let out a small painful moan as I click the testicle splitter into place
>pull up pants
>HEY TAYLOR SWIFT I LOVE YOUR MUSIC CAN I SHAKE YOUR HAND?
>stick out hand while smiling hard.

Tell her to kill herself.

play her my demo

Throw a book at her head, steal her purse and run away.

Ask a billion euros in tomahawk missiles

lick and smell her feet while i jack off furiously

this
moar

>give her a jordan haircut
>bust a nut all over her now smooth shiny scalp
>vidya ofc
>kick the cunt out
>upload vidya and becum internut famouse

shagg her rotten baby yeeahhh

"Can I have my room back? You're also really tall..."

...

...

>Do a 360
>Walk away

Wow, summer already?

call the cops

a coal burner broke into my house again

>Again
After awhile you have to wonder what you're doing wrong.

ws