ITT we post our own personally invented torture contraptions

ITT we post our own personally invented torture contraptions.

Mine is mostly intended to be utilized at glory holes. I call it the "iron condom" I think you can figure out how it works.

Please ignore the major design flaw...

theres already an antirape device identical to this

Which is?

Sharktooth or something like that

Only works in bbc. Stay safe white boi.

its already out there you hack

How about my "eternal buttfuck"?

As long as the wearer has an erection he can't stop himself from getting buttfucked. Also, he is fed a near constant diet mixed with viagra.

bottom set of teeth going wrong direction

The force if the average boner won't be enough to penetrate the anus. They would want to be fucked for it to work, so it wouldn't be torture.

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Use a shark bite fitting

No, I'm pretty sure this would work. The dildo just needs to be longer, and the piece connected to the ring needs to be as small as possible.

But really the crown jewel of my creations is the iron condom. If you put that on an unsuspecting glory hole goer they would be stuck their for the rest of their life.

I revamped my eternal buttfuck design

It won't. If the guy doesn't want to be fucked, he'll tighten his anus and redurect though to aid in the deflation of any errections. Your plan only works on faggits who would want it. Could be a decent bdsm toy though.

Most people would look through the hole to clarify there is a person on the other end. Plan ends there. Make it portable as an vaginal insert to protect from rape though and you may just save Sweden.

Mine is just strapping them to a chair and talking.

no one can withstand me talking to them

You sure about that edgelord? You sneaking up behind them and impersonally cleaving them in two with your katana may be more effective.

were talking torture here, not near-instant death

also, two katanas would be more effective

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The closest thing I can do is hitting them over the head with a plastic lightsaber I got when I was eight or some shit, and I'm pretty sure that's not going to be very tortuous

Good Anakin, good.

strap person to chair
secure hands and fingers tightly
hammer in needles to center of fingertips through bones and joints
tada

The design flaw is the top blades. If you out your dick in a wall and feel something sharp as you pull out , just wait till you ain't hard and pull out slowly, unless you just as hing soft as you are hard

I thought about this. That's why I decided it'd be necessary to also carry around some fasteners to tighten up the hold on the penis if the person starts to lose their erection. Believe me, I've thought of everything.

nigga shieeeeet

okay, so here's my idea, I've been carrying it around for a while wondering if it would work or just outright kill them before they could be of use. But if you're just looking for sadism, I have that covered fam.
>person is strapped to chair
>feet on the floor, knees bound to chair legs
>line up a hollow-point .357 or maybe .45 ACP on top of their leg, firing downwards — entrance point in the knee, exits through the foot (if it makes it that far
>round completely destroys person's leg
>proceed to other leg

>Believe me, I've thought of everything.
No you haven't:

Have you thought of the fact that the bottom set of teeth is the wrong way and as soon as someone felt that they're going to just pull out.

Nigga I just pointed that out

Women in africa actuallly put almost identical devices up their pussies since there is so much rape. Look it up if you dont belive me

These are but minor speed bumps that I've already powered through with my immense IQ.

Sweden could learn a thing from them.

Thirty-seven isn't as immense as you think it is.

>look it up
Look up what?
People forget that search engines aren't magic, and to find what you're looking for, you need to know associated words.

>Drive screws into fingertips
>Pull bones out 1 by 1
>Cut off excess skin and repeat

please...

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I'll have you know I have an IQ of over 140 and spend my free time coming up with quantum physics theories, and also inventing torture devices

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>over 140
Fucking kek. That's nothing. None of my friends, myself included, are below 160.

Those are rookie numbers son, 180 is where it's at.

>Pull bones out
do you even understand?

Most of them are above 180. Two aren't, with one being at 160.

I strap the guy down and soil his timberland boots

>>Be degenerate
>>Stick dick into glory hole
>>Feel spikes
>>Wait until I go soft
>>Pull out with no damage

Torture device indeed, user.

Yep. Im done.
cya

what, are you niggas in kindergarten? Give me a call when you up here at 200 with me and my boy, Professor X

Boi, I'm above 220.

Already exists, much more sophisticated.

Ok. Here we go.

First off, we need to start by going out to the desert and burying them up to their neck in the ground. Then we set up a closed circuit video camera with a screen. Place the screen in front of their face. You will need to put a tent up to avoid glare and heat stroke. Then you need to saw open their skull, but leave their brain completely undamaged, this is critical. Set the camera up so that they can see their brain on the screen.

Take some honey and apply it to their exposed brain. Trail the honey to the nearby ant nest. The desert ants are typically MUCH larger than the common house ant, which is good, since this will make them more visible on the monitor. Wake your subject up and let them watch the ants slowly devour their brain.

What is this, amateur hour? You really think this "rapex" is more sophisticated than my iron maiden? If fully developed my iron maiden would have metal blades that pivot to allow the penis to effortlessly enter the trap, but once the victim tries to pull out they will lock in place shredding their penis to bits.

My device is several times better than this rapex copy cat piece of shit.

Jesus christ, slow down thereHitler

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I like this. good stuff user

how is that torture?

Fuck your Hitler shit. He was a pussy. Dirlewanger is a closer comparison.

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I would hook them up to a device that hits them with a wooden bat in the head every minute, then livestream it.

The trick is that the more people are watching the livestream, the harder the bat is swung. Nobody's watching? The bat isn't swung. A few people are watching? It's a light tap. 100 people start watching? Brain damage.

The livestream will have a notice informing the audience of this. Then, after the guy is dead, I'll dump the IP addresses of everyone who watched for more than a minute, since they're accessories to murder.

not really a device, but the though that gives me the willies everytime: razor blades across the gums. deep enough to scrape teeth/jaw.

Wasn't there a movie that did something like this? Torture devices that responded to livestream views.

A good one would be sewing someones anus (or putting some superglue in it) and then star feeding that person af

and not a torture per se, but i always kekd thinking about a rusty nail at the bottom part of a slide, like the ones at playrgounds.
With the nail facing the direction u come from

Anti-rape condoms already exist

There is nothing new under the sun

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>Be me
>Stick dick in torture device
>Syringes spurt chocolate sauce all over my dick
>Feels good man.png

You mean twitch.

>There is nothing new under the sun
not even this? >sewing someones anus (or putting some superglue in it) and then star feeding that person af