He's too good for Dortmund

what is his next club?

Bayern

Next!

>Dortmund player

Bayern

Real Madrid

can he dab?

FC Barcelona is his favourite club iirc

dortmund

he literally called Dortmund a steppingstone to Barca
lmao

Pls take him and gib monies. We buy Smolov and Yarmolenko.

he'll stay at dortmund for another 4-6 years before going to real/barca/buyern/united for 90 million

Spurs

>
Spurs are >Schalke tier, now way he joins them lmao

>implying he wouldn't be a perfect fit

yeah no shit, so would Messi.
Tottenham is worse than dirtmond and even dirtmund are too bad for him so no way he joins your club

Which Dembele is this?

the black one

The Dabless one

The French one

He's literally on the same level as Pulisic. All Dortmunds other forwards are better than him.

the good one

Not Schürrle or Mor. Pulisic is a bit weaker, but still good, especially for his age. Mor is talented but very inexperienced. Schürrle is trash and already a fehlkauf.

not Ramos

Basel

Mor is based, Schurrle can be shit but often shows up in big games.

We will give you Schürrle for 30m €, interested?