Pardew sacked

JUST

Do you think he will manage some Championship shitter or will manage in the wilderness that is China, Qatar and Turkey?

ABSOLUTE FRAUD

Hope he chokes on his Christmas dinner, fucking prick.

great news

was expecting it to come after an inevitable loss to watford desu

assistant Kieth Millen has a great record when acting as interim if i remember right.

Pardew to Villa when?

BIG SAM IN

Yea, we waited for him, and he has cometh, the Big Sam, bringer of the sweaty 1-0, bringer of set pieces, bringer of hoofball, we have called him and he has answered

So Large Samuel is just Pardew but slightly better?

AHAHAHAHAHA FUCK CRYSTAL PALACE THEY'RE GETTING RELEGATED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOOOOOOOOOOLLL

Wait... You tell me Big Sam is coming in?

Oh...

Enormous Sampson WILL make Palace great again.

>Based pards got sacked before the fraud that is bahb Bradley.
Is nothing holy anymore?

Weird, I thought he did a very decent job there. They are having a dodgy season but fuck it, its a tough league.

seriously, what is Swansea aggregate score in the games he's coached? they're fucking awful

...

>Pards lost a Premier League match to Boob Bradley, conceding 5 goals against them

He's gonna con a team in China to pay him 60 gorillion a week.

CARVING INCOMING

Pards to Germany pls

>man of the people, one of the lads
>shrewd dealer who maintains above all a positive cashflow for the club
>rides pardew's meme magic all the way to 5th place in 11/12
>sells a drained pardew to Palace and promotes from within as he gives a young John Carver his first proper club job, later tries to revive another English manager's career by giving McClaren another shot
>somehow manages to convince Real Benitez to move from Real Madrid to a relegation scrap in Newcastle

>top of the league in what is considered a sabbatical year in the championship, able to unironically attract premier league players, going to come back next year and race straight up the table

Apologize

>makes a laughing stock out of a formerly respected English football institution
I think that's what you meant to write

PAR-DEW OUT

PAR-TRIDGE IN

Trash manager, fuck off to the lower leagues will you

Well we told you, but you didn't listen

t. geordie

Why is geordie the worst fucking accent?

Geordie is the best accent, pet

Go to black country and listen to there accents

He's already in America lad

Birmingham is the worst

Wolverhampton but close

Why does everyone hate alpha pards? He seems a top lad.

they're just jealous dorks. mad that a gray haired man gets more ass and money in a week than they will in their lifetimes

He should run a nightclub not a football club

Ungrateful cunt Palace fans should have been happy they had such a good manager.

Pards is terrible mate

Merry Christmas.

Laughed out loud when I saw this earlier.

Good fucking riddance.

Geordie accents are actively sought after for 'talking' jobs (phonelines etc) because of how happy and soothing they are.

Sam never gets relegated.

Nah they just talk slow.

Winning the treble... with no survivors

pls

t. butthurt reading, west ham, charlton, southampton, newcastle, palace fan

>based pards
parspew is a fucking joke lad

>it's a that's the point of the post episode

He'll be fine.

brummies are the worst. Can't understand a word

When will Curbishley get a managerial job again?
He'd be perfect for Palace

meh 5/10. Decent & opportunistic wordplay but bland subject matter.

I want to bang a girl with a geordie accent

>pardew sacked
>bog sim tipped to succeed

what is it with these championship clubs and this unending carousel of shite english managers?

>a leaf
Of course you can't comprehend how the world works.

Best thing I ever did at university.