/bb/ Big Brother 18

Tears in the Rain edition

Previously on /bb/: HoH (Head of Household): /fit/
Veto: /fit/
HoH Nominations: Christmas/Cody's Brother

Most likely going home: MY BROTHA CODY

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streamable.com/p623
youtube.com/watch?v=UnHGeD3X574&feature=youtu.be
twitter.com/MichelleMeyerBB/status/749847385854148608
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Who else is watching Derrick on RHAP right now?

First for /our girl/

inb4 friday buyback is rigged for cody's brother just for him to be evicted immediately

Bridgette is fat and disgusting

YA BOY telling non-stop true Paul stories to the camera. save me from this darkness.

>natalie will be in the final three
if a girl has to win, i prefer michelle to have it. i dont want that fake bitch spouting bullshit about girl power and how her family struggled in venezuela

Why are there no jury house feeds?

nah, gordball is mad at him. The comp will be something like "List 5 influential woman of BB. He'll get triggered and Bridgette will win.

paulie did you already self evict? how'd you get a computer?

that sounds fun, who'd be your 5 picks?

Danielle
Nakomis
Janelle
Rachel
Chima

i really hope paul stays loyal to vic

If Jun didn't call out Julie for getting plastic surgery to fix her slanty eyes she'd be on the list.

more like RHEDDIT

>paul stays loyal to vic

I love Big Brother and I love powershifts, but I feel really bad for Paulie.
Mainly because the people that beat him aren't people I want to root for or likable (except /fit/)

streamable.com/p623

lel

>paulie, please go to the diary room
>doesnt move
>paul and james try to get him to get up
>still doesnt move

is paulie ded?

Actually I forgot to update my drivers liscense last time I renewed it, so I still have my height from when I was 16, which is like 5'9 I think

Whats the repercussions for not going to the diary room?

How many times have they called him?
I think Gordball came over the PA during the Chima stuff when she refused.

Paulie isn't even answering the calls to go to Diary Room.

He is aware that he might have the roundtrip right? He's already ignoring the punishment from POV, production might kick him out before Thurs.

I'm a 5'4 girl and put 5'3 because it's a cuter height

is derrick the most overrated winner?

When was the last time someone actually self-evicted? I think Paulie might actually become a living-meme and do it.

You can be kicked out if you don't go. And frankly you should be. Even if you don't have much to say you should report there cause that is what you signed up to do.

You wanna be on this game follow the rules.

RHAP lately has been a shitty lagfest

>Paulie was in the DR for an hour and a half earlier

What the fuck is going on? Is prod considering expelling him?

Dick was the last person to selfevict

>production might kick him out before Thurs.
they'd be cutting their own throats

Chima was also destroying mics and obstructing cameras

When PAulie starts breaking shit Grodner gonna step in

post the link!

it's laggy as fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=UnHGeD3X574&feature=youtu.be

At other times I might worry about it but no way it does that. Too much of a ratings grab. They would hate to rob the audience of this so unless he self evicts or hits someone he is staying in. We need our sacrifice.

I don't think Dick self evicted, they just said he did. I thought that some medical tests came back and production found out he was HIV positive, so they had to remove him from game. I think that's when Dick found out he had HIV too.

i'm a little under 6'2" but have 6'3" on my license

thought i was that height back in the day and never bothered changing it
im just about that height in shoes so i guess it's fine

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;_;

Why are guys so weird with their height?

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Short answer? No

Evil Dick or Andy Herran are.

>Derrick didn't like /fit/'s nomination speech

dick played a good game

derrick is a fuckboy snake oil salesman

>When was the last time someone actually self-evicted?

Now that I think about it, I don't think anyone has ever self-evicted.

people focus on him right now because he's so recent and Steve winning was horse shit.
Dick is definately most over rated since he only got that far because of Production and AFP

Was Paulie ever a student of the game or was it all smoke and mirrors?

why is Paul wearing an earphone?

dick was saved because of America's Player Bullshit and he would have been gone pre jury if it wasn't for it.

Get his orders from production.

I don't like when update accounts go out of character.

bbleak goin ham

agree with them tho. if he doesn't do the shit he's supposed to do he should be docked pay.

>Paulie self-evicts and refuses to go to Jury
>They fill his Jury seat with the last person evicted pre-jury, Frank.
>Frank gets to compete in the buyback and wins.
>Stomps the little gingerbread man and the asian manlet in the next HoH

smoke and mirrors

Steve outplayed Vanessa not once but three times
He convinced Vanessa to keep him over Austin
He won final hoh
He gave Vanessa the boot

PAULIE GAVE UP, HES WEARING THE COSTUME

JUST

> twitter.com/MichelleMeyerBB/status/749847385854148608

What the hell happened? She's twice as big now.

Same thing with Audrey last season - they care more about having a good Thursday eviction show than about enforcing whatever rules.

>self evicts
>they open is ticket
>round trip
>he crys all the way to jersey where his dad kisses him

She had/has an eating disorder.

didn't that girl that caleb fell in love with do some crazy ass punishment even tho she knew she was going hom?

HES DEFINITELY SELF EVICTING

Wow. People are overreacting about Paulie not doing the punishment.

now i KNOW it's rigged

used to hurl whatever she ate.

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he's finally doing his punishment

Paulie is about to selfevict

Everyone including Paulie got misted by Paulie

>fish
PAULIE IS CLIMBING THE FENCE AND GOING BACK TO JERSEY.

its not something that would be punished in such ways

its fairly straightforward, the penalty for refusing to punishment routine is a vote penalty. he is treading dangerously close to getting one but he doesnt care cause he knows he is finished

they were all laughing earlier about him getting more than 3 penalty votes and they would vote out corey but paulie would still go home

if he bails on the jury house though that is a different story, that could be full forfeiture of all monies

rob needs to stop torrenting survivor the amazon becuase his pods have been laggy as fuck for a week

>Reddit: I hate fat people

PAULIE JUST FUCKING PUNCHED VIKTOR IN THE HOH BATHROOM

Derrick straight shitting on James, when Ratcole is probably more obsessed with her showmance.

>Devins at the top waiting
>whispers in his ear
>"the money could have been in your pocket"
>kicks him back in

She can't throw all the food she eats up with all the cameras watching.

There was a photo where she had tiny bald spots on her head which usually means the person is bulimic

why are they being punished? because they're on the block?

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PRODUCTION FORCING PAULIE TO WEAR IT

Veto punishments

it was the luxury/punishment veto

vic got veto
james got 5k
nicole got a vacation worth 5k
corey got the unitard
paulie has to bake pies
paul is a secret agent

Why the fuck does Paul wear that tube all the damn time is he just doing it to attention whore?

how about a poison pie?

Between James and Nicole, Nicole is a better player

>Paulie caused the only person who would have liked the baking punishment to get evicted
does this man ever stop making mistakes?

Both are floating
(Which is smart)

thats really bad karma

>he is actually going to do it
>he isnt going to self evict

it was our last chance to salvage the worst season ever

its over bros, see you in sept

nice, Paul talking about Linkin Park!

Why did Paulie have to lose his cool? Now everyone sees him as the bitch he is.

Derrick says that he wants a woman winner this year.

>Big Brother gave Paulie a knife for his pie task. He jokes & mimics cutting his wrists with it.

PAUL! PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP!

would you fuck off, nobody here likes that tool

I like him and I'm not that user

I like him

HOLY SHIT DEVIN BUSTED THROUGH THE OVEN AND IS FORCING PAULIE TO DO THE PUNISHMENT

hes definitely gonna cut himself

paulie left the skin on the apples