Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
Chase Howard
Carson Davis
Dang
Elijah Walker
idris elba
Robert Thompson
I'm a good boy who's never stolen money, never had sex, and I get boners all the time. Feels good.
Jaxson Smith
>teenage sex parties
this doesn't really happen does it?
r-right guys?
Owen Harris
I guess he looks muslim enough to play a britbong.
Isaiah Adams
What the fuck. Are we 100% sure kids aren't getting more retarded and deranged? I mean really, kid sex parties?
Josiah Perry
fucking daily mail.... viagra is not fucking addictive. Dear zombie jesus please let anyone associated with at article get ass cancer thank you.
Caleb Thompson
No, not really. And the closest things to this happening in real life are nothing like what you imagine. Don't worry.
Elijah Turner
>You will never pop Viagra pills at a teenage sex party
Leo Mitchell
So being a 23 year old virgin is normal, right?
Cooper Ramirez
>implying you cant get addicted to literally anything if you're fucked in the head enough
Evan Walker
>teenage sex party
Got a new name for my vapourware grunge shoegaze band, sweet
Joseph Thomas
If you're an unmarried girl in a traditional, Asian, Muslim country: yes.
Asher Brown
I'm a 26 year old virgin, so sure.
Henry Hernandez
no it's not
no it's not
shut down your computer and go and have sex right now
Cooper Diaz
Who's that waifu?
Maybe 2D is 4me after all...
Jayden Flores
Who do I ask for some sex?
Ayden Green
>show up at teenage sex party
>teenage wasteland starts playing
Owen Johnson
Go to a night club, offer a drink to some fattie who's there with her thinner friends, dance with her, then roofie her and rape her because that's the only way you'll ever have sex
Hunter Johnson
What if I'm not a fatty, and don't want another fatty?
Chase Thomas
>believing anything daily mail posts
Really guys? Come on now
Sebastian Mitchell
Just hit a non fatty on the head with a stick and take her home. Easy shit
Joshua Taylor
I really, really like that gif.
Can I save it?
James Cook
Then enjoy your anime. With your current social standing, you will only get fatties. Get used to it. The cushioning is not all that bad.
Christopher Flores
OH MY GOD, THE DAILY MAIL
Adrian White
Why is it always Britain ? World youngest dad was a brit too
Jackson Gutierrez
>you will never be invited to one of the Popular Orgies
Gabriel Long
Mark Wahlberg
Daniel Harris
>not teenage dirtbag
>not teenage riot
Logan Thompson
Cialis masterrace
Heh... Nice try kid
Lucas Sanders
Pretty awesome
David Watson
where were all these fuckin sex parties when I was 14, jesus fuck kids have it easy these days