Help me Sup Forums I can't decide what else I should put on my burger

Help me Sup Forums I can't decide what else I should put on my burger.

>goat cheese
>avocado
>red onion
>bacon
>mayo
>spicy seasoning

What else belongs? Mustard?

Holy shit that's enough. Let the flavors shine, don't overload it.

The blood of your enemies.

>Goat cheese
>Avacado
>Red onion

None of those belong to begin with

Month old smegma.

If Dubs you put your own seman

Another patty.

Gtfo pleb

>using shitty bottled bacon bits

Just throw it in the trash, you already ruined it.

Needs sauerkraut and sundried tomatoes pleb

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those pre made bacon bits ruin it tbh

breast milk

i think its fine. eat that shit

It's real bacon you have to refrigerate, this shit is money. Instant bacon rather than you having to fry up and clean. Tastes good too. Purists can hate, but I enjoy it.

Andy Sixx's warm creamy logs

Some beans or something on the side you fucking retard also a beverage preferably a budlight with clamato since your bitch ass forgot tomatoes

if dubs add cum

Throw it away and start over

I am drinking a Clamato cocktail, actually. I like your style fag.

Candied scrotum byproduct from various sources

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Lmao topkek so funny. Fag.

R u upset

fried egg

just add mayo on top like on bottom dumbass

That's actually what I ended up doing.

Doesn't matter, the bun sucks, you can't have a good burger with a shit tier bun.

Fire ants and broken glass.

You got something really good gling on here but I say you should have used a turkey burger and a different roll. Fuck just change the roll, man.

Take all that shit off and put normal cheese some ketchup and some pickles on it. Fucking hipster faggot with your avocado and goat cheese kill yourself fag.

Use one of these as a bun its pretty much the same thing except with powdered sugar on top

>cum on the burger
>shit on it
>place Britney's spears booggers for the final touch

>bottled bacon bits
nigger tier

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I hate these fucking memes
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You've already gone too far. Goat cheese, avacado and mayo? That's too damned creamy. Where's the texture? Fried onions, something fresh with a crunch? Spinach, tomato?

Avocado on a burger? Holy shit, that might be crazy enough to work!

>what exactly is spicy dressing?

Onion
Chess
Mustard
Ketchup
Mayonnaise

>American cheese
>8 dill pickle slices
And you're done
Goat cheese what kind of advanced faggotry is this

Sun dried cum dubs get!

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Make these instead

Black mushrooms and strawberry jello

pickled beats go on every burger

I used spicy Slap ya Mama seasoning

I used the bag variety. Shits cash.

make, and crumble your own bacon lazy, nasty fuck.

How about no. I have a labor free bag of bacon.

fake, disgusting bacon.

Velveeta and sunflower seeds (in the shell)

soo a regular cheese burger?

Why not just go full retard and throw a fried egg and sriracha on there?

Chipotle mayo

Pickle!

I personally don't care for goat cheese, go with sharp cheddar instead. However all of that should work great. Try making that burger sometime again and switch the avacado out for quick pan seared apple slices.

This

My nigga here knows. Chevre+cooked apple is amazing with meat. I'd suggest a heartier bun though. Pretzel Huns are popular but I'm fond of whole wheat or something with sesame myself.

tomato and lettuce

Honey mustard mushrooms and jalapeños

Try some apple slices with a dash of shredded carrot.

gay

Goat semen

Are you from San Francisco or something

Put some brown butter on the buns

Irrelevant, it doesn't off set the bun.

Good, freshly baked bun on fresh ground chuck cooked over an open flame...then the toppings.

Needs more than that