/f1/ - Formula 1 General - Exquisite Off-Season Edition

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>whenisf1on.com

Winter Stream:
>rabb.it/spf1general (Schumi already at Ferrari)

News:
>Ronald McBenis to Manor
>Amd Amx sportsman of the year in Toothpasteland
>potato in bed still not leaked

1st for Finland finally wins.

2nd for mad amx and Brazil is full of niggers

Top 3 for does Max's sister take it up the shitter

AMX AMX

Luxembourg GP 1997

>Hakkinen’s On Pole (It’s His Birthday Too)
>Ralf’s Car Lands On Michael’s
>Both McLaren’s Explode

>3 Bongs 14 Bings Until Jerez

why was this race called the luxembourg gp if it was run on the nurburgring?
political stuff or something else?

There was already a German and a European GP, my stained toothpaste friend.

>stained toothpaste

that doesn't make sense my cheap toothpaste friend

Mate, if your toothpaste looks like my flag, you may want to see your dentist.
Or your optician, in case it's just your pasta.

poland confirmed worst pasta

>wouldn't recognize Austria even if it hit him in an Anschluss
>wouldn't recognize Peru even if it hit him in all the grandparents hiding there post-War

If anything, it seems to me like you are lacking a colour band everytime I see your flag.

how does it feel being the poorest country with the red-white bicolore?

F1 thread turned into toothpaste discussion.
How wonderful

Irvine's GOAT Suzuka Overtake Soon.

>Went around the outside of Mika, and Schumi in the S curves.

I don't like being bullied

Still prefer the other anime loving german, hope he didn't go to the market this week

Too bad.

>austria and peru aren't just repeating polands

Stop being a little poof then.

these threads should be forbidden during offseason

You get that hes probably fapping to this abuse right?

*slaps*

>paraguayanbro just salty because he has been called a toothpaste for the first time in his life

I understand your rage, I too get mad when someone calls me a canadian.

mache alles?

not salty, just amused how quickly one comment can totally derail a thread

Is that not the point? There's a British bloke and an Aussie bloke who play along with the animu German fag.

Sometimes Magyarbro does it too.

The British guy is Wagsguy who at the current moment is wondering how a football club can be run worse than Sauber.

I just find it creepy thats all

30th for Lewlew kills his racing career to be famous

He's already the most universally famous F1 driver of all time

Amen to that, blushing australia.

>After eventually getting sacked by Sauber, Curry Tits buys a controlling share of Morecambe

Who do you think will be the first famous black F1 driver?

I literally don't understand the question Jos

Daily reminder that

>Fangio was a carbabby
>Massa is shit and only has a career because he is Brazilian
>Vettel is a carbabby
>Championships won in a Red Bull mean fuck all
>Hamilton is nowhere near as good as he was in McLaren
>Prost is better than Senna and every negative quality (of which there were many) and every not amazing race (of which there were many) of Senna's is simply forgotten and not talked about because he died

What else?

autists and dorftrotle etc

Cunts are actually not that bad

Pls no

also quads for anime lads

>no tracks in the gravel
>no skids on the tarmac

..how?

Why are Finnish F1 drivers so good bros?

The worst we probably have to offer is Mika Salo or Heikki Kovalainen and Mika Salo got to drive a Ferrari and "won" a race, and Heikki Kovalainen got to drive a McLaren and won a race

Even JJ Lehto got a podium and his career could have been a whole other story had it not been for an accident. Meanwhile Brits throw in their standard seat fillers like Jolyon Palmer and Paul Di Resta and Germany gives out their Sutils and Glocks, and France is just ??????? (although they do have based Ocon now who is half Spanish anyway)

I say this completely unironically, what the fuck is wrong with other nations?

USA is not good for F1

>there are only 6 drivers in all of Finland

Wow didn't know that

Just Princess Pascal things

OK PASCAL ENGINE OFF NOW

quads confirm but this is so redundant to state because its so clear. The only supposed real American F1 champion was Andretti and he was some Croat Italian fuck who didn't even more to America until his teens. At least Hamilton was BORN in England

Yeah, quality not quantity

Even then we have more world championships than you, or even world championship winning drivers in general for that matter.

>this flag
>this post

How does self-fellatio feel like, man?

Winter Stream: Japan 97

>JV DSQ (Ignoring Yellow Flags)
>Irvine Makes Them Look Like Amateurs
>Schumi Wins (Leads Title By 1 Point)

>1 Bong 37 Bings Until Jerez

Surely the worst is the single one that failed to qualify for a race?

I'm British friend, lets talk about what you just said shall we??

The UK has the most championship winning drivers (10 of them) with 16 titles in total

Just had to ragequit Motorsport Manager, kek

I was on a promising P11 and lapping a bunch of bloo-flags with the P8-P13 pack and my driver got stuck in there and couldn't get out. Whenever he passed one of them backmakers, he would akwardly brake into this next one, thus getting cucked again by the next backmarker. Rinse and repeat forever, P13 was already half a lap away.

Lewd

I'm not a fucking poof

I hope you save frequently. It sucks when your last save was before practice

I save before each session + as soon as I get a good setup on both cars

Sure and how many of them are Scots and how many after that are actually deserving of a title?

I'll just answer my own question seeing as people probably won't get it anyway

Every single post-Stewart British F1 title is either

a) undeserved
b) pure carbabby 1 title
c) won by a black man from Grenada (actually Grenada is even more alpha than Finland when it comes to F1 drivers considering their 100K total population)

I have started doing that too. Saves a lot of headaches down the road.
>deserving of a title
This meme is shit.

Fuck off kachike, the UK doesn't deserve most of those. Germans and Finnbros are goats

Will Loo-wis ever find happiness?

Stewart was a fraud who would be nothing if Clark had not died. And he takes all the >muh safety credit when Rindt, Mosley and Tyrrell were just as involved as he was.

>rewatching '08
>a John Surtees interview
>he looks so much happier than now
>realize he still had a son back then

>And he takes all the >muh safety credit when Rindt, Mosley and Tyrrell were just as involved as he was.
well the only one of those three still alive is a universally maligned fascist, so it's not surprising he gets all the accolades.

There has never been a black driver. Just half white / half black drivers so far.

Ok...good post?

waste of dubs

waste of unique /f1/ flag

Waste of the Southern Cross

Waste of flag. Also where the hell is old Zealand anyway?

Check the Netherlands

We are based Amx fans
>Dutch cartographers renamed the land Nova Zeelandia after the Dutch province of Zeeland

you just had to google it

>german education

Do they even have time for classic subjects or does Quraan 101 and prayer mat maintenance take up the whole day?

Rebelling against your masters, uh?

That's the spirit, Rusell.

sides in orbit

>masters
>a shitty prison nation and not Her Majesty the Queen

Disgusting. toothpastes are everywhere
Why google it when there's a friendly Jos willing to tell me?
>Italy
>talking about education
Good one, Luigi.

Roughly 30 Bings Till Jerez

uhhh

Have some self-respect as a nation, the fact that you speak the same language as that old hag doesnt mean you should lick her cunt 24/7. Where is your self-identity?

I don't know how to say thank you in Arabic, please don't run over me

Are any of you actually watching that old stream?

tfw Alesi could have done so much more

any link?

it's in the op

>I don't know how to be funny, please laugh now
Ftfy

didn't notice it, thanks

Weird, considering how you just let them enter Europe.

>we have the Union Jack
>we have her face on our money
>the Crown has power here
Modern day it doesn't mean a thing, I was just memeing that Aussie isn't our master

>let them in
>let them leave
>germany's problem

Not that weird bruh

>let them leave
Yeah, I don't fucking see that.

For this alone Ferrari deserves all the shit they had to endure since the Goatmacher left

Reminder that 4 is more than 3

Also
>senna is the best driver ever!
>dies while driving
really makes you think

>best driver ever
>F1 driver

Hahahaha

If any of you wankadoodles want GRID (the first one) it's free for everyone on Humblebundle.
If you don't want to make an account on HB I have one usable code for it.

>Germans talking about being funny

wow mate this is next level

Germans are some of the most humor and fun-free people I've ever met in my life. I once asked a German guy in a casual conversation (trying to be friendly etc) what kind of music he listens to and he replied with a strict "No, I don't listen to music"

Would have been 6 had it not been for le not going for le gap meme and a retarded points sytem

Also would have been at least 5 or more if he decided not to retire as champion

Senna had 1 undisputable championship (largely due to an uncompetitive teammate as well), other two were full memes

Winter Stream: Jerez 97

>Schumi Leading JV By One Point
>JV, Schumi, HHF Set Identical Pole Times
>Mika Gifted His First Win

>Jerez Countdown: N O W

sounds like a hilarious joke to me, you just didn't get that he was saying it in a funny way. I mean let's be honest it's not like Finns have a reputation for having a great humor.
really got my brain juices flowing

Pretty funny m8, I once asked a Finngirl the same and guess what she said?
Hint: we're not that different.

lol, like clockwork (as expected)