I have been a journalist for about six years, but I've been lurking for closer to ten years. I mean, I know I'm still a newfag, but I figured we could do something fun, regardless of my faggotry.
Let's make some fake news and share it.
>Post Ending in 36 decides who the news is about
>Post Ending in 52 decides what they did or what happened to them
I don't even care if it's believable. I just think this would be good for some laughs, especially if it's believable-enough for us to get some retards believing it.
I've got plenty of tools to create any fake stories we need and I have years of experience in the media, so I can help with formatting and shit like that.
Justin Jackson
time stamp faggot
Dominic Morales
Hey OP... do you think you could run an article to promote something similar to the slut walk, except convince feminists to masturbate in public?
Jayden Butler
How about some fake outcry against the racist intel comercial.
Ya know, the one where the black girl makes animal noises
Isaiah Green
Go away PhillyD
Luke Russell
...
Liam Cox
Eww, the smell of Butch unkempt vagina isn't worth the sight.
Jason Davis
I want the take down of John Oliver or John Green in a pedo scandal
David Martinez
roll
Hudson Hughes
roll
Jordan Adams
John Oliver
Matthew Myers
kek
James Murphy
Roll for this
Eli Davis
Why do I need a time stamp?
Justin Perez
WINRAR!
Jack Turner
Might have to spin this one a bit lol
Joseph Cooper
any faggot can say it is a journalist you need time stamp and some proof
Bentley Russell
yeet
Matthew Bennett
Rolling for the opposite of what this fag proposes
Benjamin Thomas
OP said "52" or 36," not dubs, you illiterate fuck.
Ryan Morgan
roll my friendo
William Sanchez
micheal jackson actually faked own death to avoid cp charges.
Lucas Allen
Rolling
Benjamin Wilson
cuck
Justin Harris
rollollo
Landon Howard
Hillary Clinton has prostate cancer
Matthew Perez
rollerete
Levi Murphy
rollerete 2
Jackson Parker
Why the hate on John Oliver? Suck a dick! Rollerino for a good guy story about John Oliver
Luke Gonzalez
What about the lulz when they realize they've been duped :(. user, I am disappoint.
Christian Evans
rollerete 32434
Cameron White
he is a faggot
Brayden Price
jared kushner is caught having an affair with his tennis instructor, instructor is a dude.
Liam Baker
rollerama
Gabriel Jackson
rollerama 2
Ryder Bell
rollerama 334
Levi Murphy
rollerama 52
Gavin Wilson
mike pence paying underage boys for sex.
Easton Robinson
OP here.
Because of the sheer number of people who really, really want to make John Oliver look bad, I'll go ahead and accept him as the subject for the story.
Let's clean things up a bit, though.
>What did John Oliver do?
or
>What happened to him?
Dubs decides!
Hunter Martinez
...
Tyler Green
op sucks worlds largest cock.
Wyatt Wood
DESTRUCTION OF JOHN OLIVER AND JOHN GREEN
Carson Wilson
...
Alexander Richardson
Rolling for this!
Go suck your dad's dick, kid
Tyler Evans
he is anti trump he should be deported
Christopher Flores
Rollerino 1
Ethan Hughes
john oliver is got having sex with black trap
Levi Parker
So he's not retarded. At least we've cleared that up.
Jason Cooper
Rollerino 2
James Cruz
he is payed by Hillary there is a wiki leaks about it
Robert Martinez
so kill JOHN OLIVER
Aaron Turner
...
Joshua Richardson
some smear about boogie
Gabriel Stewart
What. >Summerfag.png
Adrian Scott
caught milking a male goat in the middle of a field near shrewsbury
Cameron Kelly
fag 36 is the lucky number here
Lucas Foster
x
Chase Ward
OFF AGAIN FUCKING KEK
Kayden Fisher
...
Jack Gonzalez
sdfsdf
Samuel James
do it again
Asher Howard
go
Liam Hill
where?
Brayden Green
kill them
Benjamin Cooper
sex with dubs girl
Brayden Walker
kill them
Brandon Howard
kill them now
Noah Foster
Macron just banned muslim from entering France
Jayden Russell
Kill them
Liam Diaz
he is a cuck, he wants muslime to rape him and trudeau also
Easton Lewis
KEK wants J.O. dead
Gavin Phillips
now
Xavier Torres
DIE
Sebastian Hall
DIEEEEE
Brayden Rivera
go
Charles Collins
JO is target
Aaron Kelly
right
Tyler Gonzalez
...
Daniel Davis
JO must GO
Adam Price
paid for pornographic video of inter-species sex. dogs fucking goats or something.
Blake Diaz
go to the grave
Adam Harris
Rolling for this
Parker Perez
666 fuck me in the ass 666 fuck me in the mouth 666 fuck me in the ears 666 fuck me in the nose
