If you can change one thing about yourself what would it be

If you can change one thing about yourself what would it be

My leg.

What's wrong with your leg

Me being alive

It has metal stuff inside because car crash at work.
It hurts, but, what can you do, right (?)

Oh, I mean, something like metal bones, I don't remember the specific word

my penis, it is too big, last time I used it my pet hamster died

rods?

I guess. That sounds right.

I'm lucky though.
Even if I had to fly with a helicopter.

My lack of motivation.

my first response to any and everyone is sarcasm and i cant help it. i have to concentrate to be nice

My inability to time travel

My micro penis :-(

This honestly sounds so angsty

My unhealty addiction to chinese cartoons

I'm going to correct you by saying your brain, for using emojis on a an imageboard.
Damn... Is it that hard (?)

Less procrastination.

>be me
>Be at ASU for Planetary science
>Fuck yeah, only 2 more years to go
>Literally fuckall and not do my homework or studying
>pff, what I need this class for ima study SPACE AND SHIT
>Fail half of my classes
>Retake courses the following semester
>Fail again because procrastination problems
>Flunk out of college
>Move back home
>Get a decent paying job but I fucking hate it
>Buy a house, now I really have no money to go back to school.
>Continue procrastinating at work (project lead/supervisor) and almost get fired on a monthly basis

Bad back from working in a steel mill that. I have a slight hunch. It's pretty noticeable

are you me

There's bleeding stoppers kek called beerskeyshots

Also,

>Currently 12:05am on a workday
>gotta be at work at 7am
>lol nope just gonna be another 30 minutes late or something
>"A train keeps catching me on this one street, sorry mr. director."

fuck

How pale the rest of my body is compared to my tan-as-fuck forearms from working outside with my sleeves rolled up. It looks like I'm a surfer on the forearms and a sour cream nerd on the rest of me.

Oldfags and newfags,
Now try and say the same related problems women would say.

My depression.

I'd change my roasty flaps so I could ride rich Chad cock instead of my husband's limp dick.
Scratch that, I'd just change my marital status. Nothing better than a divorce.

That's a bit fucked mate.

...

Shit I got baited then. One newfag move at a time.

White knights always take the bait.