How can I make my suicide look like an acident?

How can I make my suicide look like an acident?

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Make it look like you were having breakfast in the bathtub when all of a sudden the toaster fell in
Be sure to have your day's clothes near by so it looks like you were planning on getting out

go to beach
go for a swim
accidently drown

Rent a car in Los Angeles. Drive it off a cliff going too fast on route 1.

If you have someone you trust use an exit bag. After you are dead your trusted person of choice will remove all of the evidence and it will look like you've simply passed away in your sleep. I've been toying with the idea myself however I don't give a fuck about any of the wretches that would find me so it would probably be harder for you.

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Why do you want to OP?

Pretty sure they'd autopsy a young person who 'died in their sleep'.

Auto-erotic asphyxiation would do the trick.

hang yourself with a belt and put some porn magazines near you, they´ll think it was an accidental erotic autosuffocation death

"Accidently" shoot yourself in the head while someone is watching.

Do the whole "hey look at me play with this non-loaded weapon lol.. I cant twist it and haha its not even load.. " BANG.

There you go.

Not very nice for the "someone" tho

Put on blackface and walk by a policeman

It usually can't be detected in an autopsy unless they specifically look for it.

please, please dont do this.
dont pull anyone into a murder investigation because police reasonably has to investigate if anything looks fishy about a dead person.

This.
Unless there is a specific reason, religious grounds or some shit, pretty much everyone gets autopsied. Even if cause of death is obvious, its not unusual to have a little peek inside. For science.

And when they don't find an obvious cause of death, they go looking.

People, especially young people, don't just die. There's always a cause. Its not always found, but no examiner has ever put 'Death' as a cause of death.

Go "camping" and take a load of pills. By the time they find you poof

this, genuinely reckon its the best way

They could cover their friends ass by leaving a video testimony admitting to what he did if they were found out
And I was just trying to give op the easiest, fastest, painless method. He could just become a heroin junkie. Their life spans are usually less than a year or two or he could accidentally crash his car hell he could pay a heroin junkie to kill him.

Get drunk and fall into the polar bear exhibit at the zoo and get mauled to death,

have a bunch of gay sex until you die of aids.

Just continue posting on here OP, we all go before we know it

>wear red shirt
>go on away mission with Captain Kek

Leave a note that says "this was an accident"

Car crash

not guaranteed to get foundeded

That's cool.
But if you don't want it to be investigated and possibly found out, you don't want to give the coroner anything to get suspicious about.

Personally, I'd get drunk as fuck and do something stupid. Or just rinse and repeat until I choke on my own vomit... may as well go out doing what you love.

Crash your car into something at a very fast speed

I saw somebody wanted to kill them selfs if you could please have some one post photos of your dead body would like to see

Hypoxia is easy to find

A cpl grams of heroin shot up blissful death.

Here's what you do. Clean exactly HALF of your bathroom, have kitchen gloves on, have different cleaning materials around. Close the door, mix bleach and ammonia in a bucket. You'll die, it'll look like you're just a dumb fuck instead of suicidal.

On your suicide letter write it was an accident. If you sign it, the letter has more value.

It depends on what kind of 'accident' you are after. It's easy to get drunk and fall off from a balcony on a tenth floor.

It gets much trickier if you are trying to get insurance money for your kin.

Yea if you think your life is bad. Just imagine the person's life after they saw this. I mean i saw my brother when he killed himself and im still fucked .

Leave a banana peel on the floor behind you and make it seem like you accidentally fell into a knife

Why would you kill yourself if there are things you enjoy doing? I want to kill myself because there's literally nothing I enjoy but I'm a fucking pussy and can't man up to doing it.

I know how you are, i´ve been through the same shit

Go on a hike deep in the woods, people think you got lost and died. Nobody has to find your body or deal with your remains.

Have fun with it, fight some animals, eat some mushrooms,

Top kek

Why kill yourself or even pretend to when you can show those who made you suffer the same suffering instead?

Suicide by cop + national hero.

Place a banana peel next to the border.