Hey, Amy Schumer here

Hey, Amy Schumer here
Ask me anything

Who was phone?

My VAGINA

You're kindof a slut.
But when certain guys say women like you aren't funny,
would even you consider fucking them?

No?

Yeah, I didn't think so, just checking.

Tits and time stamp then

Tits and time stamp

Of course i would. Any D will do with the Schu.

You first virgin

Why do you still get work?

Because my VAGINA

Have you ever looked into a mirror and contemplated suicide?

I look at my vagina and contemplate suicide

Why did you not leave the us like you said you fat bitch

Dick too bomb

xD

That pic cant be real

Oh it's real. Just as real as MY NEW MOVIE WITH GOLDIE HAWN, SNATCHED COMING OUT JUST IN TIME FOR MOTHERS DAY

How many buttholes do you have?

I have one butthole and a VAGINA

at least six, there's a new one coming in tho

Hi Amy,

I unironically think youre great and appreciate what you do. keep it up. is that ok?

you on pornhub yet?

I'll keep you up. Up all night in my VAGINA. Is that ok?

Maybe, theres gotta be at least one guy who recorded us doing it. I have sex. Cheer for me and my VAGINA

nah i have a wife. but thanks though. keep your work interesting

Who the fuck is Amy Schumer?

Hehe call me

Me, the voice of a generation, a leader of feminism, world famous comedy genius. People who don't like me are just trolls who can't handle a VAGINA

I listened to your interview on Howard stern radio and you said that you will be exposing your right tit in a scene in your up coming movie "Snatched" and you said the reason you are doing it is because it will be funny. My question is why would it be funny to show your breast?

do you think i should ask this girl for nudes? plz no yell VAGINA at me i get scared.

Its the situation in the scene that will be funny, not just my tit.

Duude im telling you shes waiting for you to ask her. Thats what us girls dream about. Ask to see her VAGINA

Can you takes us through your usual method to come up with a standup routine, and does it involve pressing pause and rewind often?

Sure
>be OP
>wonder how amy schumer writes jokes
>make thread on Sup Forums
>this kind of comedy just writes itself

I think your LEFT tit is the funny one. It's better at improv.

You know what else is good at improv? My VAGINA

Are you a waxer, shaver, trimmer, or just let it grow wild?

All of the above