/heem/ THICC Megan Edition

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>caring about the news

Real fightfans only itt

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i prefer this thread

What has been the best UFC Fight Night so far?

Thanks bruh. Although, out of courtesy for the other earlier OP, i'm trying to delete it.

But for some reason i cant tho

i don't think you can delete threads on Sup Forums now, only posts.

youtube.com/watch?v=oW3SXewsXe4

strawpoll.me/11936159/

keep it going, guys

Cody Bless

Schaub is brain damaged

He got that suit from the children's department at Burlington Coat factory.

He's a racist, sexist, homophobic moron.

No, seriously. What kind of retard joins the executive board of a union without realising it?

>I rank Tim Kennedy
>Getting heemed by a welterweight

i could heem everyone here and twice on sunday

Thanks OP for the hard work. I really mean it. Good,honest information is a huge part of /heem/ and bro culture. It creates good discussion and some controversy. And everyone knows controversy creates ash. I'll be sure to read every link. Thanks again

racist? meh, even if he is (which I doubt) who cares?

sexist? meh, who cares?

homophobic? no one gives a flying fuck about that, ya goof

>you will never photobomb the Reem

Nate Diaz - An I was lyke aww wooo woo wat ah uh yaaah yano what I mean?

my sides are in literal obituary

One of these men has lost to Cruz twice
The other will too

Thanks man. I didn't know Aguev was fighting Kincl on January 21st but I'll be sure to clear my calendar so I don't miss this great fight!

What are you talking about?

What do you want for Christmas lads?

Money

>tfw tapped but she still chokin'

...

>racist

He has a nigga pass due to being so close too black people, buddy

>Cyborg revealed that she tested positive for Spironolactone, which is banned at all times according to the WADA (World Anti-Doping Agency) banned substances list as a diuretic/masking agent.

> split decision

Cody is getting heem'd
Yeah, it should have been unanimous but sometimes judges fuck up

Spicy heems.

>people will believe that Cyborg wasn't cycling

lol that fucking pic

>Get offered 3(three) fights at your ((((natural)))) weight class
>Turn them all down with 3 months notice

That was the first clue

Did he died?

tbf the holm fight was offered at 138.

Who really is the best?

>Anderson
>GSP
>Fedor
>Couture
>Bj Penn
>Jones
>Aldo
>Conor
>Mighty Mouse
>Cruz

WHAT ELSE YA GOT, CHING CHONG?!

>Cody is getting heem'd
Decisioned*

Ronda.

Who is your favorite MMA reporter? Mines is Helen Yee. My second favorite is that Kris Angel guy who has that podcast with Frank Mir. Third is Ariel.

Hey guys

Did you know that when Moses saw God through that burning bush,he was actually smoking DMT?

How crazy is that,man?

>yfw you realize Alvey is the only natural fighter in mma as a whole

Still doesn't change the facts. She fought Lina Lansberg at the end of september, 3 months to recover, and then 2 months till the next fight and she still needed more time?

drugs.com/spironolactone.html

Conor

I have action on Cruz finishing in the 4th and the 5th. Cody's never been in championship rounds, and Cruz fucking melted Mizugaki, he's not afraid to stand on his punches when there's no risk of return fire.

Jesus fucking christ.

Jones tops Conor because he doesn't fight in manlet divisions.

Guys, who do YOU want to replace Goldie?

Sure, and the de Randamie fight is enough proof for me. The Holm fight was never offered in good faith.

Jones would beat everybody on the list, he would have to eyepoke Fedor into NC/TKO, though

Stephen Quadros

Conor will eventually make it to light heavyweight you know

Brendan Fraser

GOLDIE STAYS OR WE RIOT

Tier 1:

Jones, Silva

Tier 2:

Mighty Mouse, Fedora, Cruz

Tier 3:

Couture, Penn

>Conor

L O L

Could he take a shot from Rumble?

...

Mauro Ranallo

People with asterisks can't be goats, that eliminates Fedor, Anderson and Jones

can anyone take a clean shot from rumble?

so you guys think Aldo is going to fight Ferg/Kebab or nah?

Conor will be a jiu jitsu world champ by then desu, he'll just submit anyone he can't insta-heem which is basically anyone taller than him.

No it doesn't pal...cause they were also fighting hardcore juicers in their prime and winning.

DC could and did

None of the other hardcore users are in goat consideration

that "HOT LAVA, HOT LAVA" guy would be great

Yeah cause they weren't good, but you're nuts if you think beating roided out Vitor isn't an accomplishment.

DC has probably 60 pounds on Conor
Because Fedor defeated all of them

Robin Black?

He didn't defeat one of the pro wrestlers tho

>Because Fedor defeated all of them

Cody has great cardio. He's sparred for 5 rounds many times.

conor mcgregor

Rate my entrance
youtube.com/watch?v=v20dMOaik6g

>"damn he got hur-hi-hit harder tha..than my bank account.."
>"Brendan please stop whispering"

He's a play by play guy, they need a guy to read the ads and shit

Yes, he is funny as fuck and could get the casual attention, too bad he is probably on cocaine or something
His Werdum x Stipe fight analysis was pretty god

He can read ads better than Goldie can comment on fights.

I hope he won

Now that holly is the official main event of 208. It means aldo vs khabib confirmed at 209. They will announce it just before ronda nuées.

Once Rogan's contract is up he'll probably replace him

>This image again again
I know you're just meming but it still pisses me off
>Ricardo Aroma (Never lost even a point in grappling)
>Renato Sobral (Strikeforce Light Heavyweight Champion)
>Lee Hasdell (Three time British May Thai and Kickboxing Champion)
>Semmy Schilt (Four time K1 Grand Prix Winner)
>Antonio Nogueira x2 (Pride Heavyweight Champion, UFC Interim Heavyweight Champion)
>Mark Coleman x2 (UFC Tournament 10 &11 Winner, UFC Heavyweight Champion, Pride 2000 Grand Prix Winner)
>Kevin Randleman (UFC Heavyweight Champion)
>Naoyo Ogawa (Seven World Judo Medals, Olympic Silver Medalist)
>Mirko Cro Cop (Pride 2006 Grand Prix Winner, K1 2012 Grand Prix Winner)
>Mark Hunt (K1 2001 Grand Prix Winner)
>Tim Sylvia (Two Time UFC Heavyweight Champion)
>Andrei Arlovski (UFC Heavyweight Champion)
>Singh Daideep (K1 2009 Grand Prix Winner)
>Satoshi Ishii (Olympic 2008 Judo Gold Medal)

---God Tier---
>Jones
(basically undefeated, beat five former lhw champs back to back finishing four of them. All decisions were unanimous).

---Great tier---
>Penn
Two weight champ, even fought lyoto Machida at Heavy weight and lost decision.
>GSP
Beat everyone he ever lost to, turned into a wrestlefuck decisionator so knocked out of God tier
>Couture
Won five titles even though his record is bad at face value alone
>Cruz
Insane fight iq, beat Dillashaw after a four year layoff easily. Has beat big names in the lower weight classes

---Good tier---
>Mighty Mouse
Great fighter overall, got cucked out of 135 so he dominated 125 that has no competition.
>McGregor
Still early in his career.
>Aldo
Pulled out of 55% of his fights in the octogon, his ten years of dominance is overrated.
>Silva
Great fighter overall, 185 has never been a deep division when he dominated.

---Overrated Tier---
>Fedor
Got exposed in the states

I bet you're that idiot on Reddit who keeps telling me that we should assume that Cody can stuff Cruz's takedowns because of the camp he's at.

>aldo vs khabib
literally why

>HEY
>REAL QUICK
>FOR SURE
>MY MAN

Good list although Jones' dick pill accident will dq him from goat status for the general public

dont use reddit and I am not an idiot so no

Tito Ortiz

There's a difference between sparring and fighting. Cruz has actually gone 5 rounds.

Oh so 14 decent fighters out of 39 total pro-fights. What a GOAT!

He's actually a pretty successful domestic boxer. He'll block you on Twitter if you post the video @ him.

I like Rogan but you can tell Robin really loves fighting

Jones: Machida, Shogun, Belfort, Evans, Rampage, DC, Gus
Oh so 7 decent fighters out of 23 total pro-fights. What a GOAT!

>Silva in the same tier as McGigah and mighty manlet
>cruz, the decisionator and Penn in the same tier as GSP

You fucked up big time

Silva = Jones>Aldo>GSP>DC>Werdum>Fedor>MagigaH>Mighty Manlet>Cyborg

>People still put Jones or Silva in the GOAT list

Lmao.

I feel like 205 wasn't that deep of a division desu.
I think GSP has the most impressive resume in terms of opponents he beat.
I think you're overrating BJ Penn

>implying Jon isnt the GOAT

>This false equivalence

Lol Jones was in his early 20's when he beat all those guys up. Get some perspective for once and hop off Fedora's overrated can crushing ways. The moment he moves to Strikeforce he gets destroyed by UFC caliber talent then goes back to crashing cans. Arguably lost his last fight against Maldonado as well.

By the 209 Max will be out of excuses, Kebab is getting played again like he did before 205

everyone's on steroids

>Flag
Instantly disqualified from discussion.

>Dick pills McGee
>GOAT
He's as """"Goat"""" as Anderson Silva.

listening to dom

>i think you got a weak chin

"wait but dom has no punching power"

>even these little pillow hands knocked down your boy faber

kek, good self deprecation