"hey user, want to have some pizza and then sleep with me?"

>"hey user, want to have some pizza and then sleep with me?"

wat do

Kick her in the nuts, grab the pizzas and run

Beggars can't be choosers

But user I am not no pansy ballerina I can't kick that high

Yeah sure.

Wtf is wrong with her proportions?

why is the middle of her torso missing

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Jesus

Her body is like 75% legs

>anons have never seen her outside of movie

it was always like that

me in the back

>Jonah hill in the back
MY SIDES

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wtf i'm in family guy now

Is it shooped

Why would you think that?

T H I C C

My thoughts exactly.
Maybe we can take the Family guy clip and make a webm with sound with her face plastered on.

>Yes, Chloe-bell. That sounds lovely.
>Eat pizzas
>Excuse me Chloe-bell, I must use the rest room to prepare for coitus
>Leaves

>holding pizzas purchased from presumably the same place
>The boxes are different from each other

WHY THE FUCK DO PIZZA PLACES DO THIS. IT ANNOYS THE SHIT OUT OF ME. REEEEEEEEEEE

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how fast do you think she can run?

I can run about 12 mph on a good day, she could probably run twice my speed

I never noticed that. Wtf is going?????

Is it fron an alternate universe where they change boxes?

maybe ones pizza the other is a calzone or some shit

They aren't from the same place. She was in NYC and wanted to try pizza from two different famous pizza joints. It says so on instagram

Grab a slice out of the box, laugh & walk away

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What sort of autist retard would do that

fucking hot

Why would they have a separate calzone box that the exact same dimensions as the pizza box?

But she doesn't have a pelvis

Someone who isn't in New York often. Their pizza is quite famous.

A true New Yorker would know just to get a few dollar slices

What a svelt figure

you bet chloe. let me take off those shoes off of you, they seem painful.
let me massage those legs for you.

>fresh hot pizza

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She looked normal in idk, kickass?

What happened or was it the costume?

Puberty

Why would a true New Yorker not be in New York often? Also, if I was visiting from out of town, 2 Bros wouldn't be my first stop.

she-she will even out in time r-right??

She didn't, her face didn't fit the loli bod.

that better be some top 'za or the night will be hella downer

yeah famous for being shit.

It was the costume. The skirt made her torso look longer

Fridgification

>Earth is mostly water
>NAH-UH

chloeposting is meme of the fucking year

Nigga that's all she's got.

Sup Forums has become so hilariously 'edgy' and contrarian that they will unironically argue that New York City isn't known for it's pizza.

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>That one guy you're replying to is Sup Forums

Is that a real picture?

This picture is bullshit.

He's never been to Denver. The altitude would kill him.

>implying I can kick that high

Yeah. The man can't stop eating subway

>american cheesy tomato bread
>'''pizza'''
TOP FUCKING KEK

My favourite meme

>she-she will even out in time r-right??
Yeah! I'm sure she'll get better in the late 20's and 30's. Thats how that works.

kek

What's in the white box?
It's obviously not pizza or ut would be in an identical box to the top and not look like it opens in the front.

I hate sleeping with other people.
Even the very thought of having somebody else's skin touching mine while I'm trying to sleep is making me very uncomfortable.

Oh I see. You're a foreigner.

We already discussed this

Sorry. I'm having pizza with someone else today.

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join an old timey chorus line, they'll teach you how.

I have yet to try it

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Me on the left

Woah... So this is the power... of nips...

alright, ive seen this a million times but it finally got me good

>Tourism ambassador to New York City
>Eats Dominoes

NiggggàaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAA

Why would you even want to? Rolling around naked in your own private bed is fucking awesome

When did Dominos ever have red boxes???? Is literally every single pizza box ITT intended to trigger me?

sorry, I already ate

Apparently they also have solid blue boxes according to the man standing behind TaySway Swizzlebizzles

DID YOU HAVE TO POINT THAT OUT FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Looks fucking disgusting.

the stomach looks more shopped than anything else

are those sausages? what the fuck is it? looks like shit.

Why are you fags ignoring the Sexts itt?

Her torso is like 2 inches long what the fuck is wrong with her?

You know how Colorado rests on top of a giant granite dome? How do you think that got there?

hey

kek, this is the reason why i came here every fuckin day

No it doesn't, and what?

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I'm glad to hear it :3

No can do, lady

W E W LAD

who is this LITERAL semen demon? This mattress actress? This fluid druid?

WITNESSED

333333333 TRIPS ARE COMING

hnnggg i wanna do her all night long goddamn

double trips of truth!

Is this shopped?

>the little basket in the front
dammit

Fuck your digits, that shit looks yucky