/NZ/ General: Winston Peters Edition

/NZ/ General: Winston Peters Edition

severe

you completely butchered that title. anywho.

Dunedin reporting.

Fuck it's a bit chilly tonight, ain't it?

where is the indoor skunk at on the shore

seig fuk yoza mongrel mob

Thane for PM

Dunners for PM

50% lucky number ratio so far

Pussy, I'm in Southland and its warm as, T shirt with no fire on

Pissing down here in Wellington

Rolling

Why are IDs even gone?

Dunners reporting, briefly.

Going for a wander, GN style. What are you getting up to on a Thursday night?
Yeah, nah, righto. I'll legalise recreational memes.

Yeah it's not that cold but just cold enough.

fuck the rain

>legalising recreational memes
you've got my vote

Watching Robin Hood on 3. It's our heritage bros

>dead

it seems to have stopped now

Thor, my love

Guys why is there two threads?

>two threads
this one was made first, which is why I'm in this one. other one was made ~8 minutes after this one was.

>noice numbers

oh right. I was about to g2 bread but we've been having a lot of these lately so I thought it's be worth seeing if ya'll were here and you is.

how was everyones day?

fuckin' mint. had an exam and aced that shit. should get above 90% easily.

congrats! hope you do! what was it on?

some bullshit exam for a class that is about being a professional in a workplace environment. specifically in the IT area.

oh fuck off you cancerous kike. honestly kys

Fucking NZPost lost my fucking package. I can't do shit because I'm not the sender which is retarded.

that's fucking shit. although. typical fucking NZPost

Ugh the other thread is literally cancer.

We had one driver who wouldnt come into our garden .... because the previous owner had had dogs. We would get the card to call, and told it wasnt delivered because of the (imaginary) dogs in our yard!

what are you studying?
I dropped in for a second as i saw the flag and I noped the fuck outta there. At least post women man, gross.

Bachelor of IT at Otago Polytechnic

>IT
good luck flipping burgers at MCdonald's for two years before you finally find a job

lol, sure. whatever you say man.

Just saying what i've seen man. it happened to my wife's son.

Yeah that's only one person man, there could've been a lot of different reasons as to why he didn't get a job though. Maybe they didn't like the attitude he had, or how he came across.

wasn't even pissing down you pussy.
that was barely a sprinkle.

Denial is a river in afreeka.

You just seem to be upset that your wife's son didn't get a job lol

...

did you just assume I was the guy who first replied to you?

or maybe he didn't get the job because his dad is a cuck?

I did, sorry.

did you just assume his assumptions? check your privelege, bigot.

do you know what happens when you assume?

CHECKED.

also, you just made the list.

You were doing *what* to her pussy?!

I went and saw Alium movie this evening.
Dem niggas fucked up my cuz. oh shit de trips!

haven't you ever wanted to put your dick in a pussy and pee?
call it a fucking douche.......

trips checkt

I cant pee when Im hard. Try it sometime. Rub one out in the shower until you are rock hard, then try to pee. Its fucking impossible

When they keep calling you Walter but your real name is David.

wait are you the faggot that green texted about how he got molested by his uncle? he used to stick his finger down your asshole or some shit?

My cock must be super powered because I can pee when it is erect.

no but that sounds delicious.

Please dont get that guy started again

I'm seeing it tomorrow. please no spoilers man, like really.

I will carry on.
Do you know what happens when you assume?
>gets out white board marker
>writes ASSUME on the board
>circles ASS
>circles U
>circles ME

...

Is it still mushie season?

Like morning wood, then yeah sure, but certainly not in the rock hard, vineger strokes type territory.

>I'm seeing it tomorrow. please no spoilers man, like really.
hard not to spoil.

NIGGA I CAN PISS WHEN ERECT.
level up your dong game.

i need to see this. anyone got the screencap?

is it shit?

I just want to see it for him man. he is a god among men.

>playing two android versions of yourself in the same movie

yeah nah yeah its prebby gud video to watch.

gonna go GOLD LOUNGE for that king arthur movie nek week. gon be dope.

Its not your dick thats strong, its your prostate thats weak. Its supposed to block the bladder to stop sperm backflowing into it. If you can piss through an engorged prostate then your prostate needs some exercise.

Do some pelvic floor exercises, it will help you last longer in bed too.

is this how babies are made?

ooo sorry 'bout it

> go to the movies for free as is one of our clients
>get so many tickets they expire

you welly based? we'll totes go sometime

Nice dubs

>totes

kys

I'll totes do that

nigga what? you get free tickets?
ye wonton based.

dubs on dubs consecutive posts.

yea boi. all day erriday. my shout for tickets but you buy popcorn hahaha

dubs on dubs on dubs /0

FUCKED AROUND AND GOT A TRIPLE DOUBLE.

c-c-c-c-ombo breaker

t-t-t-t--t-t trrripple killll

pop corn is probably more expensive than a ticket nowadays.
I guess popcorn means I can put my dick through the bottom of the bucket...

You need to level up your dong game actually............

it's so not and you so won't. If you do I just won't have any popcorn. Wouldn't that sting your dick though, the salt?

evening, quercy. how's it going?

Upper Hutt reporting

Literally the happiest person in NZ today.

She said YES :)

can't sting any worse than when I pee.

People put coke on their dicks bruh.

is that a butt?

Good dude. Bit tired.

Congrats :D
please don't put your dick in the popcorn. Will you be civil on our outing?

why tho

Busy day then? good to hear.

congrats my dude. careful though, they generally tend to let themselves go after marriage...

Fucking wish my butt was that perky.

chek your brain chemicals my sweet child.
there is no such thing as happiness.

I believe because the high hits faster and coke makes you fuck.
Yeah ish, played a fair amount of darts.

dubs of truth

>please don't put your dick in the popcorn. Will you be civil on our outing?
what does this mean?

post cornhole

>I believe because the high hits faster and coke makes you fuck.
never heard of coke dick before.
10/7 doesn't even do coke.

i see.
I guess you don't have to be civil if you don't want. Up to you

is that your fiance?

>I guess you don't have to be civil if you don't want. Up to you
can I bring my girlfriend along?

is your gf pic related?

GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD AUSSIECUCK! THIS IS AN AMERICAN BOARD FOR FUCKING AMERICANS ONLY! TRUMP SIGNED EXECUTIVE DECISIONS THAT PROHIBITED ILLEGAL CYBER IMMIGRATION! YOU ARE COMMITING ACTS OF TERRORISM BY DANCING ACROSS OUR VIRTUAL BORDERS! FUXK RIGHT THE HELL OFF BACK TO YOUR THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE COUNTRY'S CYBERSPACE AND STAY OFF AMERICAN WEBSITES!

>implying a gf