How do I get popular in high school?

How do I get popular in high school?

doublemint gums

Just gotta carry some mints around with you all the time, so people know to call you "The Mint Man" or some other righteous nickname.

never leave home without your trusty mints

i was popular because i wrote intellectual movie reviews on the school newspaper. then i got this intellectual hot gf and it was like heaven but then it ended and now i'm a beta male again

same fag men ,, fuck off

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I was popular for carrying mints. They called me dan the mint man

Just get a leather jacket and some aviators. And start talking to other people

Kys. Everyone will then say how good of friends they were with you

Kys

Dammit user!!!!
You beat me to it

Kill yourself in the school bathroom. Everyone will know your name after that!

you came to the right place.
I was known as double mint Dave, just carry gum everywhere and offer it to friends, people will love you

Get fit.

Suck as much dick as u can

kek

It's really stressful fags and queers walking up to you saying hi and saying things to you when you just want to walk past. A fake personality you'll have to use for years screw that just make some friend who's in two or three of you're classes.

Go up to the biggest guy and punch him

free blowjobs and weed

friends

shoot up school

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I think thats prison user