Just stumbled upon this creature n Tinder. What is this thing?!

Just stumbled upon this creature n Tinder. What is this thing?!

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Is this real? Fucking bait her!

Show your tinder pic if you're such a stud

Fat thing that wants some lovin OP

Come on, with a face like that her life must suck enough. I usually don't give a shit, but let this one slide OP.

Her life sucks enough.

Likely it's a female.

Kek, why are you such a faggot?
Life sucks in general, who gives a fuck?

>this

OP take one for the team
start a convo with her

it appears to be trying to pas as a normal person.

the fuck do you pronounce it's name?

Careful with that edge kid, you might cut yourself.

Probably "kaylee"

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Try to make a contact with it

ITT, op secretly hopes we'll validate and support his lust for a big girl.

lol

100% kayle because typed in google got the voice to say it what a fucked up way

OOOOhhhhhkkkaaayyyyy

I'm just gonna go ahead and pronounce it like "Fuck!", cool?

Ta for the research tho anons

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Ahhhhh fuck I was amped up to do a line and put on some porn. Now I'm not in the mood.

Holy crap user
This is a lvl 348 space atrocity

and I bet she does neither

Bloaty McBloatface

>What is this thing?!
One of the few 'not-fake' profiles

Be a god and fix her nudes

Fucking hell, I'm glad I left Scotland.

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am i still bent?

hahahahahaa
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

>Those eyes
>So much sadness,
holy shit

Haha wales

Could be worse, she could be a fat ugly guy instead and have 0 options.
At least some desperate retard will still dick her.

Why are her arms so unproportionately tiny

this

WTF?

You found my pet whale. Thanks I was having a hard time finding it

Yeah, jesus fuck, give her some good hard sympathy dick or leave her alone.

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ban?

What the fuck?
Also what kind of name is that. How you say it?

Nigga what you talkin about your whale that's my star and I have the deed to prove it

Personally I like to imagine its close to "salad"

Kill your mother then, faggot.

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>smoke like Marley

I think she means smoked ham

>Look like barbie smoke like Marley
More like 'look like Marley smoke like a barbie' after I cover your ass in gasoline and light you up you ugly hambeast

Is that you Mod Mark?

LOL my fucking sides

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ARRIVAL, THE MOVIE PART 2

its Gaelic you retards, its a Scottish word for a dance. It's a lot of fun. But yeah it IS Kaylee.

I'm ashamed to be in the same Country as this sausage roll wrapped in clingfilm.

Even it's name sounds like something you would say when having a stroke... how unlucky can one person be??

Where did you fuck off to?

If she spent a good amount of her time exercising, she could eventually become a 6 or a 7

fuck this gonna jerk off and sleep

fuckin postin commercials for the next alien movie here

eat a bag of dick

Are you using a 1-10 scale?

>Scottish
That explains why she looks like she does then. This is literally a 7/10 in Scotland.

See above she will be getting laid left right and center over there

user knows, morals are nice to have

>7/10
Too low
She is Miss Scotland - 5yr reigning champ.
Party tricks include deep throating a deep fried mars bar and knowing all the words to "I'm gonna be (500 Miles)" despite not being able to do what the song says

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Yeah, if you mentally photoshop away all that fat she could be pretty decent

Barbie really let herself go...

Looks like she ate enough for the both of us

>despite not being able to do what the song says
She looks like she was dragged 500 miles face first... She looks like a fucking gorgonite

that shit is fake, no formal astronomy organization on the planet recognizes commercially sold star names as legitimate

iau.org/public/themes/buying_star_names/

But are we really desperate enough to do that when you could just find another woman? Also why do I waste my trips on this shit thread?

Probably a pair of poofy Englishmen. Listen guys, she is clearly a pig, but the amount of swamp donkeys south of the border with their disgusting accents outweighs even this.

Actual out loud Kek at typical geordie lass

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holy fuck

jocks on suicide watch

>posting geordies
Thats just cheating lad

They aren't English fuck I doubt they're even human

>trying this hard

Sorry mate, was a cheap dig, fixed it now though.

Looks like someone bashed her fucking jaw and the hospital didn't fix it.

+ She's fat

>Scotland
Do many Scottish women look like this? If so then it maks affy guid sense me great gran an great dey dinnae wannae stay.

>whining about uggos getting roasted
>tumblr filename
Seems about right. You need to go back, white knight

An easy lay if you don't have any standards / self respect..... ?

>eat a bag of dick
Singular dick, like a bag with a single dick in it or a bag made out of a dick?

that pic
fucking kek

>trying this hard

That's a bit mean OP

>trying this hard

fucking crying here kek my sides

>trying this hard

i think the laddeh means a wee bawbahg

...So.... is this a British thread or Yurop thread?

yeah you know, like if you eat a bag of popcorn.

Its a dead thread.

3edgy5me

That would be a bag of dicks, unless you have some sort of mutant popcorn where one kernel fills the entire bag.

well how come when your mum says she wants the 'dick' when there's actually 5 black guys ready to dine in?

I laughed too
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and saved!

MAINSTREAM METEOR

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This.

That's a gaurenteed fuck right there user
>brace yourself drop your standards and bone her
Suprising I've fucked ugly girls and the sex is above par
Also they tend to have tight pusays

Species 8472

No, just about 60%

Not worth. I did it once and I hated myself the second I came. Keeping your standarts high, you score high,

Because she is too stupid to understand how plurals work apparently.