Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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She should be no more scary than Gabriel who has knocked her out through physical aggression and has ruined her food for the sake of bullying.
For some reason everyone looks over that tho

Still here


and
Not like that no. I was just joking I didnt think they would send them.

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SPOILERS
You're no different from her...

Tomo
rip moneys, im just outside kansas city

Its like you want me to get fired

"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."

Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^

Yeah poor moneys. Thats so far.
Not at all.

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It's 1 pm here, haven't you slept in the whole night?
I still use the one from the code. It works just fine, I don't even know its name lol
So I should do it like this? ^^

>thisiswhathappenswhenpeoplearefired

C-cute..

Y-yes, just like that.

Claiming best girl.

nah you've only gotta walk across the rocky mountains and then through endless fields of nothing, you'll be here in no time

no i usually stay up til about this time

I think it was the churchill 3 if I recall
I think they need to kindly ask them not to do that
Why dont you do it then old man

It happens to all of us
That's about as much I can open up about.

Not you though. You get to be an old person with messy diapers when you die

cause i'd have to walk across the endless fields of nothing first and then i'd be too tired to climb over the rockies
>plus im lazy

Oh man. Headaches suck.

CC-cute if you want
When do you normally wake up? I have to wake up at 6.30 am from monday to friday
Now that you mention it, it could well be the churchill, is it any good compared to others?

It will be an adventure for you though. If it's the Churchill 3 that tank is faboulous yes

anywhere from noon to like 4

irl adventures suck, they're nothing like adventures in anime

I mean you get to see me though.

Clearly birthstone waifu is best. Love me a short nerd.

but what are we gonna do together, all you do is play tanks and drink, i dont do either of those things

HAI DOMO
virtual youtuber Kizuna AI desu!~

you roleplay as your waifus and engage in hot yuri

I mean eat. We could also play something else. Drinking is fun.I'm an ugly ass dude

no
drinking isnt fun for me
>how ugly are you?

just put on some makeup, shave your legs and butt and wear a cute short skirt, silly

Great then
That's too little sleep
Anyway I'll be off now for some time, need to get back to study, see you ^^

yes~

I mean that's why we do a drinking game. Mario cart is way more entertaining. I mean not pretty enough to look girly that's for sure. I don't own or have done those things before.

bye
no

yes

mario kart is usually fun for like 3 races and then it gets boring

Claimed~

We could play rock band or go bowling

then it's time
you can't deny me

Nap time

I should sleep.

rockband sounds fun, i cant bowl it fucks up my fingers

im gonna go sleep now, night

Sure you just need to do it for me. Rock band it is. Night

maybe can do the shaving when she's over

Nice blog

Hope you feel better tomorrow and don't forget to stay hydrated

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Lol I'll be lucky to see age 30 (was just warned to stop talking about it) How are you?
Stop drinking coffee
I really need to see that anime again. Why do you love her?

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Rest well, hope you wake up refreshed~
Goodnight Rory-claimer, sleep well~

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You have a weird waifu, user ^^

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she's the best waifu
i want her to bully me

Is she mean or something?

Time is never time at all
You can never ever leave without leaving a piece of youth
And our lives are forever changed
We will never be the same
The more you change the less you feel
Believe, believe in me, believe
That life can change, that you're not stuck in vain
We're not the same, we're different tonight
Tonight, so bright
Tonight
And you know you're never sure
But you're sure you could be right
If you held yourself up to the light
And the embers never fade in your city by the lake
The place where you were born
Believe, believe in me, believe
In the resolute urgency of now
And if you believe there's not a chance tonight
Tonight, so bright tonight
We'll crucify the insincere tonight
We'll make things right, we'll feel it all tonight
We'll find a way to offer up the night tonight
The indescribable moments of your life tonight
The impossible is possible tonight
Believe in me as I believe in you, tonight

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i'm going to need some sauce on this cute

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Ayumi Shinozaki from Corpse Party.

no, just very confident because she's a superior AI, but she's also very playful, fun and absolutely cute

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i forgot sexy

>gasp
>Corpse Party
>corpse
Is that some kind of edge anime?
Ah she's from a video game and not an anime?

Staaaaaare~

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Well, kinda. Its actually a series of video games but there's been made an anime too.

jiiiii

Good morning, Mokarin
*jiiiiiiiii*

she's a virtual youtuber and the greatest thing to have happened recently

youtube.com/channel/UC4YaOt1yT-ZeyB0OmxHgolA/videos

I'll.... skip that... then.
i don't do well with edgy stuff..
>mfw
>hugs you very tight!

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H-hi

:O

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Why
*JIIIIIIIIIIIII*

You Americans are so weird.

Well its not that edgy. Its just very bloody. I love it to be honest.

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My penis is 10x bigger than the world's smallest penis

Rude

What's this?

h-h-hello?

Um h-hi

no, she's japanese

youtube.com/watch?v=-o92Ioh63cY

Good morning Yui-claimer~
I keep forgetting to buy a bass...
Guitar is just too hard for me.
I don't know really...
Just something about you I like.
W-what's that on her face!?
Why do you love something liek that...

Aren't you American
That's not saying much for the world's smallest penis
Jiiiiii

LITTLE blessings

hoi

Its just tomato sauce!
I don't know. I just do.

What are you waiting for? POST IT
Its true!
Oh good. How did she learn English?
Y-yes v.v

Woke

:thinking_emoji:
Silly Americans u.u
I'm woke af

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Good morning :))))
I understand, I can't play guitar myself, more of a synth player than anything else.
I play a little bass though.
My fingers don't like the chords.

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h-hello

C-cute.
Reminds me of that gatebox thing coming out

it's viewers that help translate and put the subtitles on, and she only did one video where she tried to learn some english, but she doesn't really speak it

Jiii?

:joy: :ok_hand:

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Did you know there are small penis pageants?
Big things come in small packages
But I have 4 times!

... um hi

Hehe hi antoniooooooooooo

Why are the cute ones always evil ;-;
I have native american blood too
So that makes me even more American than the average american!
cute
I admit i'm jealous, i'm not good at any instrument >_<
My fault I thought her videos were in English. She sounds annoying........................
Please? I really want to see it

>She sounds annoying

oy m8 u better watch your tongue