What weird festishes do you guys have/hide?

what weird festishes do you guys have/hide?

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don't know if fetishes are weird, but i do have a strong mom/son incest fetish.

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i don't hide it, but im into cum swapping with my girlfriend, i like feet, and im trying to talk her into peeing on her own face

I have a fetish for older women that's so strong. If I had to choose between a chubby milf with with 2 kids or a hot young tight college freshman, I'm picking the chubby milf...

Also, ankles. The ankle to hip ratio is the most important thing. If I can't see ankle bone, GTFOH! This also makes me very particular about women's footwear, I fucking hate when they don't wear no show socks or Jesus sandles. Toms and flats are so sexy to me.

i like your honesty oedipus

I'll cum swap with my wife, it's hot. She is the one who brought on the pee fetish. We piss on each other all the time

Any pic examples of the type you like? I know you described, but facial features, too?

Actually no I've never thought of saving a pic. I like big doe eyes, a defined face, little nose, colored eyes.

Let me try and find a pic

oh and i like fat girls

Something like this. For some reason the lost child body gets me diamonds

Post child body**

Cheating while on the phone.

I think it stems from my paranoia of my bitch doing it to me.

i cum on my own face and or in my mouth almost every time i masturbate. i could deepthroat my own cock when i was younger and more flexible and did that almost every day from like age 13 to like 20

This is my ideal body type. Ashley Graham is so fucking hawt

One of our favorite things to do is ill either eat her creampie or I'll cum on her belly and chest, put it back in, then layflat on her and keep stroking

mine

So you're into the same type as I am then

older chubsters? yeah. saggy/floppy tits are the best tits.

Fuck yes! I watch mature orgies all of the time. Hard to find content though. Im 28, if I could get into a mature orgy with like late 30's early 40's women, oh my kek. They have to of had at least 1 kid, preferably 2. The second kid is what makes the body look they way I like it

My fetish is intelligent girls, I wish I could find a grill like that

I do to but I would never do my mum, the thought disgusts me. Other mum and sons though

would you do it for some chicken tendies?

It's a damn shame what she did to her tits.

Fat guys
I like the thighs and bellies, and the idea of a nice dick/balls in my face if they sat on it.

Idk why and I'm always a little weirded out by it.

girl or gay?

Chubbies with bad tattoos!

Take a guess user

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I'm not gay and not sexually attracted to males but I've let my gay best friend suck my dick on more than a few occasions. Human sexuality is a weird thing.

gay.

I feel shame but I want to bottom for all of those, specially the right ones.

At least my gf lets me indulge in my other weird fetish

Transformation.

Dunno, but them thar titties is one of them.

Pregnant women....dunno why but yeah

I go on messageboards and ask people what would they do to girls I don't even know

photoshopping girls i know with tentacles

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>I'm not gay
>I've let my gay best friend suck my dick on more than a few occasions
Pick one :^)

I want to stick my banana in Taylor swifts peach slices.

pregchan.com/r

I get so horny over preggos

I'm not into it and its really hard to cum but I'm not gonna say no.

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Thought you meant women who had stillborns and figured we had a new low even for Sup Forums.

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Albeno jap girls getting fucked wearing welligton boots filled with frogspawn dressed in cosplay

Sex with the gf in bed is pretty normal, but secretly without her knowing... I often go on Sup Forums and look for anons to talk on Kik... I show them a few pics of my gf body and want them to jack off to her.... and talk about my gang bang/rape and mmf fantasies....yeah hahaha

I have a fetish for "reverse" gang rape. I fantasize about a bunch of athletic women ambushing me in my house, tearing off my clothes, and taking turns riding me.

I'd motorboat them milktrucks for hours.

Times when I have Coke I fuck my wife and image her taking a few loads while fuck her

Fuck no. Preggo not tits FFS

I like fucking girls while I'm in a gasmask. Had a fetlife for awhile just so I could do it, unfortunately most of the time people want to dom when you're in a mask and I suck as a sub so I just fuck drunk girls in a mask occasionally.

Seconded

I just read that book my dude, I'm so smart now, I get the reference

not even milking tits? weird

I have a pretty hard fetish for teeth. All shapes and sizes and long as they're not brown. I like the perfect ones for being perfect and the total beartraps for being beartraps. Anything focused on teeth gets me diamonds. I've literally jerked off to videos of fully clothed girls brushing their teeth in a non pornographic way.

I would like to take a massive shit on a perky tits chick, then fuck her while she rubs my dump all over her body. Afterwards I would fuck her ass while she shits all over it.

What sucks is that the vids I find for this kind of thing are always terrible.

Nice. I prefer surgical masks and medical roleplay myself.

Post moar your madman

a bj is a bj

"destroyed" holes.

not sure why, but I love the fantasy of a woman who's been fisted, vast toys, to the point where a cock is bordering on unnoticeable.

Sort of would like to try, just once, with someone who can prolapse, to find out what that feels like... the idea of a woman so loose that their guts are actually falling out if they strain at all is pretty fucking hot for me.

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I want to fuck to death the autistic posting the Andy Sixx log memes

Do cumtributes count?

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Dubs of truth

girls with shaved heads

i never used to into preggos, but then my closest girl friend got knocked up and i am into it now, i would not be surprised if the attraction goes away once she is no longer pregnant too

Pretty odd, but I'd love for my mom to watch me fuck someone. Maybe even give little tips.

chicken tendies?

Ha. When I'm looking at a girl in a club or something one of my mental tests is if she would still look good without her hair.

same but with older sister

I'm a 28 year old virgin and I developed a verbal humiliation fetish in all the years. I get high and jerk off to all kinds of POV verbal humiliation vids.

Socially, everything is fine except for a lack of a girlfriend. I have five very close friends and a bunch of other people I chill with. I have a university diploma and right now I tend bar whilst looking for a decent job.

I can flirt just fine and I kiss and hug girls every once in a while when I'm having a night out, but I always stop when things get too 'touchy'.

It's probably wisest if I stop watching the humiliation porn vids, but I just love it so much. The feeling of extasy when I cum is just overwhelming. Especially when I'm high.

i just wanna cum on their head

Can't say I've thought about that before. Sounds interesting.

Nice

honestly i just wanna com on lots of things

Now we're getting to the truth.

I have a fart fetish

Be a slave for a day. Of course, with someone I'm attracted to. But just be his/her bitch for a whole day, do whatever he/she orders me to do, cook for him/her, get fucked and suck, wear leather collar all day long, master taking me to a bar or busy restaurant so I can suck/lick him/her under the table.
Maybe do it with more than one person at a time.

Honest question. Is this out of some desire to please the other person or is it more for your personal enjoyment?

I love making out with my woman after painting her face. It's stupid hot.

I'd say both, even if I know I would get so horny and love it so much. I like pleasing my partner

the whole cuck thing, wife found out confronted me. asked a million questions then said ok, we tried it a few times was awesome no she teases me a lot, stil awesome. lucked out.

Same, but I'm also into scat pretty heavily. No diarrhea or like shitting straight in the mouth, just scatplay. I'm an abomination

thats one ill never understand

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Body paint and glitter. That may sound retarded but I just love the idea of touching a body covered in colorful paint and get it on my body, mixing the colors with our bodies. Then, take artsy pictures.

i fap to the mom from the goldbergs

Vomit :/

Thanks for the answer. I'm not sure I could treat a significant other like that even if I knew they liked it.

enjoy scat too. Putting your finger in a girls arsehole and feeling big shit in there. I disgust myself sometimes. I even did a shop of my ex taking a shit.

I am into Nazis.

Consensual heterosexual relations with attractive females.

sexually repressed

Giving a girl a huge orgasm. Whenever my girl starts squealing and those vaginal muscles start contracting I usually instantly cum.

seeing a girl i like cry...and not in like a weird i-wanna-cause-you-pain kinda way. i just get insanely hard and precum like a gallon. it doesnt even feel sexual, honestly. irs odd.

You... you wot, m8?