Why do bongs eat such totally shit food?

Why do bongs eat such totally shit food?

You can understand Africans and Asians watching muck due to no money, but Bongs are supposed to be developed and they still eat "food" that would make a bush nigger puke. Why?

i don't see anything wrong with that plate.
sunday roast in bongland looks delicious.
they have fish n chips too, which i adore.
they probably have shit bbq unless a southerner from the US posted up with a smoker and some pig meat, but he'd be run off by the cultural enrichment due to non halal ha.

bongs? the fuck are you talking about

I recognize british food

That meat is looks like it was cooked right, those potatoes look delicious, the veggies could be more interesting but that is what the sauce is for. I don't know about those bread thingies, but if they taste good I'd eat them.

well. i think this just looks good. and a bush nigger would certainly love this, as it is better than anything he could ever dream of having

frozen peas
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Also to add on this, I would roast those peas and carrots in butter with garlic, thyme and salt, which would be the only change I would make to that plate.

Not bread, they're called yorkshire puddings, they're made from batter basically
They taste nice as fuck

No no no. Carrots should be roasted in honey and orange. Peas should be fucked off and replaced will purple sprouting broccoli

like what

Yorkshire puddings. A batter of flour, eggs and milk, cooked using a special oven tin with exceptionally hot beef dripping in it.

Oh, I've had that, tasty as fuck. Didn't recognize them initially.
Honey, orange and garlic at least user. Also I tend to like peas, whether they came from a frozen bag or fresh from the pod. Fresh is better of course, but you can cook frozen peas to be delicious imo.
I do like purple sprouting broccoli, but I tend to eat it raw in a broccoli salad with red onions, pine nuts, bacon bits and a nice sour cream dressing.

Yorkshires are god tier

Yeah another user let me know, I've had them and enjoyed it.
I tend to like British food, but that might be because it is similar to some danish dishes I've grown up with.

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My parents are bongs. So i am a first generation american even though my mexican girlfriends parents dont view it that way. Lots of english shit is gross, like any cultures food, but you know damn well a sunday roast is delicsous as fuck.

There should be enough garlic on the potatoes and in the gravy for you not to miss it on the carrots to be fair, but each to their own user.

Nice shout for the purple sprouting broccoli - try it with a poached egg and a sprinkling of paprika on top too

Well if the sauce and taters have garlic, the only thing I'd miss on the carrots would be thyme, I love carrots and thyme.
To be fair adding a poached egg to almost anything would make it better.
Have you tried butter steamed fresh green asparagus? It's really tasty.

Hahaha, your thread backfired, didn't it, you corn-syrup chugging fat cunt?

Talking of corn syrup, I still regret tasting coka cola in my home country after going to Puerto Rico last year. That corn syrup shit tastes bad and I could've avoided drinking cola, if I had refrained from drinking the danish version made with beet sugar when I came home.

coca*

How remiss of me for not mentioning thyme. Please forgive me user.

>Have you tried butter steamed fresh green asparagus? It's really tasty.
I shall certainly give it a try. Usually I prefer my asparagus wrapped in pancetta, lightly roasted served with a hollandaise sauce and a crisp sauvignon blanc - but anything is worth a try

bongs dont eat, retard.

Looks pretty tasty to me user

This makes me so fucking hard

>tasty
grow up, child.

ITT; OP just sits back and cries at what they have created

Sore cause your tendies were burnt?

That looks fucking delicious cunt

Dubs of truth

no, because these dumb childish words like "tasty" and "comfy" and "grill" are ruining this website.

That way of cooking it is also really good.
Butter steaming is just so easy and good.
Actually butter steaming any green makes it good and it doesn't have to be super fatty.
I do it in a pot under a lid, with a centimeter of water on the bottom and as little as 5 grams of butter. Takes about 10 minutes to make.

Roast and full English are fucking god tier

This website was born ruined big fella, did you miss the memo

Wtf did you do to your crumps?

Sup Forums the home of traps, banana threads and cock rates.

Definitely ruined by a few words.

Aside from being really delicious, a full english breakfast combined with a pint of cold water, contains all the things you need to recover from a hangover.

They don't have shit food. Your problem is that you go to bongland and then order pizza and then bitch that it doesn't taste good.

You can also make a parcel out of tin foil for the same thing and it saves on the washing up.
It's like a bastardisation of cooking "en papillote" but it's good for cooking multiple dishes at the same time, as well as adding different flavours to different elements without using multiple pots

thats what started it. it wasnt always full of bananas and 50% gay porn threads. it was a very slippery slope.

Not sure if trolling or has never heard of black pudding

I'm convinced British food is designed around nursing a hangover.
A roast also works wonders.

Sup Forums was never good newfriend.

>sauce

It's fuckin gravy m8

Haven't really tried much of british cuisine, but the fry up is fucking delicious and it keeps you full for a long time.

Cheers from Finland to all my friends in Bongland.

What the fuck is a Bong?

Yep - it's called "All Day Breakfast" for a reason. Well, it was, until Ameirfats took it to mean they can get breakfast items all day. SMH

I'm pretty sure you guys have a blood sausage dish in Finland? Similar to our black pudding.

Would like to try it.

god tier until heart attack
i admit i like it too every now and then. everything is unhealthy when you exaggerate. always keep the balance.

The spanish have a version too - called Morcilla

WTF is a crump?, I've heard of crumpets or trumps, but never crumps.

Bongs aka Britbongs aka British ppl

Op is dumb as shit. That breakfeast dish is phenomenal. Go back to enjoying your diarrhea on a plate from Ihop.

And that is fucking lovely too. I think it's still illegal in America, at least it was for ages. Land of the free.

yes it was you retard.

a large waterpipe for abusing marihuana.

Bong Sunday dinner, is baked beef with potaotes baked in grease and boiled vegetables. Complete shit tier.

Bong breakfast = Fry things in lard. Complete shit tier.


Bongs are the ultimate shit eaters.

Oh right, there is enough of it, that does make it a gravy. Thanks user.
Well when I cook, I tend to do it at some friends of mines place. They provide me with ingredients and do the dishes and I get as elaborate as I possibly can with the stuff I have.
It's a rather good way of doing it for a poorfag gourmand like myself.
Plus I get to put my food in other people and have them praise it.
Well all of the fine alcohol and beer the brits make, kind of necessitates them making food to nurse hangovers.

I think most countries have their own version of black pudding.

We have blood sausage and blood pancakes, both delicious.

TESTPOST PLEASE IGNORE

germany loves the blood sausage.
my vietnamese friends eat fresh jelled pig blood with some herbs and spices. all going with cold beer. worth a try too mates.

> I think it's still illegal in America

I think so too - they need the pigs blood to keep their reptile overlords alive. It's true. Read it on facebook

Never abuse marijuana, or cannabis as the rest of us call it, it's nice so be nice to it.

From the horrors of British cuisine you actually managed to find an example that looks quite tasty.

'Small' breakfast from a cafe in Wales. About US5 with a mug of tea or coffee.

>Go back to enjoying your diarrhea on a plate from Ihop.

Geometrically superior to any bong food.
Wendy's is gastronomic delight compared to Bong haute cuisine.

A stall by the side of a toilet drain in Mumbai serves better quality, more palatable food than the richest Bongs are served at dinner.

whats wrong with frozen vegetables you autist?

why?

does it have a name?
it sounds lovely

Water and greasy food mate? Asking for trouble

Tea is the way

tiet canh

most people actually call it marijuana because thats the legal term. it separates the drug from hemp, since they both are cannabis.

nobody that actually smokes calls it cannabis.

Must be true then, I saw it in The Sun newspaper, and they never lie, ever.

>It's a rather good way of doing it for a poorfag gourmand like myself

It's the best way. Cooking with what is available is a valuable skill. Forces you to combine flavour profiles you wouldn't normally to inject some interest. It's why there are so many derivations of curry.

Full fry-ups, fish & chips, and Sunday roasts with puds are generally good; the rest of the food is flavorless, expensive, and terrible. Even the Indian food I had in London was kind of bland, wtf?

Note to merkins: puds/yorkshire puddings use the same batter (and have the same flavor) as popovers.

here you go mate . basically fresh blood with things in it

Apart from the blood sausage, this looks pretty darned good.

Boudin noir is a delight, Blutwurst superior to that even.

Britbong blood sausage is blod and rusk and tastes of.... Grease.

Bongs are shit eaters

dubs don't lie OP

A can of Coke. It de-greases as you drink it and give you a good amount of sugar to kick start the day.

marijuana is only a legal term in 'merica

Hey OP, you cunt, would you mind explaining the grammatical phonetics/origin of Bong? Up until this point I thought bong was a marijuana smoking apparatus and "boong" was a derogatory term for an Aboriginal Australian. If Bong is British, I honestly have no idea what the fuck you are on about.

Coca cola breakfast club

yea, where you can often just go buy it at the store, where they call it marijuana.

Why not just eat a block of lard? It would be lighter and just as flavorsome.

Whats right with them? They shrivel when cooked as the ice melts taking valuable nutrients with it. Cook fresh. Always.

and its duck aswell, i might just have to try this now

You don't understand the real meaning behind the banana, new friend

this is america you retard

they also put blood jelly in some of their soups or eat it just like that. also not bad.

Water for the dehydration, but a pot of tea would work just the same. Actually now I think of it, tea promotes urination more than straight water, letting you get rid of more byproducts from alcohol.
Yeah I agree with you now, tea is superior.

it's a meme you newfag shitcunt

bong as in big ben going bong

aka britbong

ah, so i don't call it that then?, fuck, I've been wrong for the last 27 years and no one has ever thought to tell me. Marijuana is the yank term used back in the day cos it sounds mexican and put people off. History, do you do it?

I would enjoy killing you tbqph

Then you haven't had good black pudding. The stuff I get from a local butcher uses blood from free range organic pigs and has a small amount of rusk and is herbed. It's orgasmic.

Weathervane of truth that publication, always.

Summer, summer, summer time.

this is an american website. we call it marijuana in america, even when you go to the store and buy it legally.

My friends take it to another level, sometimes when they have me cook, they ask for vegan food so all of our acquaintances can join if they want. I usually cook at workshops we do.
Knowing how to make diverse and nourishing vegan food with what is available has made me a better chef in my own opinion.
I've learned stuff from that complements a lot of meat dishes.