Ask a guy who works at Amazon fulfillment anything

Ask a guy who works at Amazon fulfillment anything

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What is Amazon fulfillment? Please explain it to me in a way that relates to how I can get porn.

The fulfillment centers are where they store all the products. Everything from granola bars to butt plugs.

Plus dubs for truth

Do you borrow any of the butt plugs? Do you keep them or return them so the next customer can use them? If you do this a bunch, you could technically be inside hundreds of women right now!

Dude apparently not all the sex toy vendors are "legit" and sometimes we get sticky dildos and fucking fleshlights that are leaking.... fluid.

Not super often.. but it happens

How about the other products, are they leaking fluid too?

What's your building code?

LEX1

ONT2 here, fuck you

strangest thing that you have seen? besides fleshlights leaking fluids.

How come it's taken you faggots a month to get me my shit? I paid for prime because of two day shipping not one month shipping.

I'm waiting on my smart water bottle which tracks my water consumption through an app because I'm better than you are because you just drink from a regular drink vessel. This will remind me to drink and so I will wind up more hydrated than you.

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CHA 1

I saw a dildo filled with jellybeans and some of the sluttier girls used to have contests on deepthroating it

Is your building as fucked as every other? Management that pretend to have a clue but when asked a serious question run around in circles?

When somebody orders a granola bar have you ever accidentally mixed the orders and sent them a buttplug for instead, thereby unintentionally broadening their horizons?

The strangest thing i have seen is a recipes book for human flesh

I worked at BOS1 for 2 years. Worst job I have ever had. I got fired for not making rate and it was actually a relief. Amazon is great if you are a customer but hell if you work there.

Slutty girls at Amazon? Are you telling me there is a chance my computer parts were felt up by a slutty girl?

We would both get dubs lol. amazonians

>amazon, more expensive than walmart for exactly the same shit

defend peoples righteousness and superiority for using amazon instead of going to walmart

protip: you can't

You need to make more rate.

Hell it probably got dropped by three or four sluts by the time it got out of the building

Saw this bitch throw a fucking nvidea 1080 into her cart from like 5 feet away. I almost cried

Walmart doesn't even carry the shit I order on Amazon. I have donated over $90 on Amazon smile. Which means I have purchased over $18,000 worth of shit just since I've joined smile

Amazon fags Departments?
MDT1 Outbound, former ICQA

You mad Walmart is beating Amazon at sales right now?

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CHA1 OUTBOUND : PICK

Too old. Picking is a young persons game. I miss the people I worked with but certainly not the people I worked for.

I thought all the picking labor was done by robots

m.youtube.com/watch?v=UtBa9yVZBJM

wtf... jeally beans? how the fuck that happend?

Pick, dock, fresh, ICQA

Happy that our stock is worth 10x more.

Only in a few.

Are you a legal citizen?

Is English your primary language?

If yes to either one of those then you obviously do not work at Amazon.

Please return Uboats to waterspiders

no clue, it was just a biiiig dildo, and the head was a jellybean dispensary.

I've been pick recently, I love to pick during the december peak, and summer starting, like now. Teen girls are coming from college for extra summer cash, and my god are they easy, During the regular times, I'm ICQA, or i just go to LEX2 to do the lighter TRADE-IN work

No wonder there is a risk of things ending up needing to be returned with people like that. Why are all these slutty girls joining Amazon of all places? What is their end game? Why wouldn't they find a guy to mooch off of or a job that appeals more to their interests?

who would fucking defend wallmart, or amazon for that matter... whats wrong with you?

Dude sluts are everywhere. You just have to leave the house.

It's quick to work there, peak money is pretty good for a HS/College student, and the work isn't THAT hard. Add to the fact that peak jobs are strictly temp and it's encouraged for them to work a few weeks for a check then quit, and you have the perfect storm for a revolving door of whores

You sound bitter and ignorant as fuck.

How do you think someone who is illegal (no social security number, no ID) would get work at a billion dollar company, who doesn't outsource, without their insurance company raising hell?

fucking autistic idiot

I thought most girls these days were femnazis who would cry the slightest bit of rape if you do anything. To me, Amazon sounds like the promised land. You even get supplied the sex toys.

U mad

Thanks for sending me that awesome MTG booster box dude!

a huge dildo with a jelly bean dispensary? dafuq... the more you think it, the weird it gets...

Do they search you when you leave the premises?

metal detectors

Wat

Pickers are the best. They walk like 25+ miles a day. Makes those thunderthighs! Even the not so great looking chicks have amazing legs.

Do you find your job..... fulfilling?

So you only steal plastic shit?

Niggers open up candy and shit and eat it. Leave the rappers on the floor like fucking apes.

what would happen if you set off the alarm and refused to be searched?

Where you work, does it look like the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark?

They would just fire you.

waterspiders walk around the plant and deliver/take things from the stationary workers. Uboats are what they need at the end of the shift

Facts. I've given like 7 girls piggyback rides after an 11 hour shift when they were 1st starting this year alone, all were college students, and only one wasn't dtf. Come up with something dumb like that, and anyone can win

Unacceptable. Time to get some cameras on the floor and fire people. As an Amazon customer, this shit eventually increases my prices. Death to the candy munchers. That's what I say.

I do temp work occasionally with nignogs. If you bring up the word Amazon to them their eyes get wide in fear because it reminds them of slavery. So my question is how mad are white bois because of you?

If most jobs are strictly temp, don't you worry about your future? Wouldn't it be better to get in a more permanent line of work?

You'd still be able to walk away with whatever you stole?

no, you cant refuse to be searched if you set off the metal detector. thats probable cause.

Thanks. I had no idea.

11 hour shift? Is it normal to work that long?

Not op but DFW7

You'd need A LOT of cameras to that

they have cameras in the "valuables" section. Usually the electronics

It is kinda bad for some people starting out. Most come in during peak, and that's when you're GUARANTEED a 60-70 hour work week. Some people aren't ready for that, especially pickers. Walking 10-15 miles a night for a week straight.

I got hired straight on by amazon itself, during a direct hire thing. Benefits and all that. The easiest way to get in the door is through temp services though.

Nah, only during peak. Most days when peak isn't going on, you can leave early if work is slow enough

Maybe the item wasn't in stock until a certain date. Fucker.

why would they call it amazon if its an american company? why not name it after an american forest?

I was going to say NOT MY PROBLEM, then I thought about that for second and it actually is my problem.

Fucker

The temp part is mostly during the holidays when amerifags do their shopping

You talk about these girls being slutty. Did you actually get to sleep with them? Was it during your shift?

Took 8 home this year. 6 aforementioned college girls, and 2 older women. Had 2 trashy girls offer to suck me off in my car on lunch break though, took 1 up on the offer, and refused the other. Just too yuck.

LEX1 is in a college town for one thing, and redneck central too, so these girls have no idea to handle a city boy

So I assume you live in the city? Do you find country girls more slutty than their city companions?

not that guy, but not at all. they all want boyfriends around here, they tend to not fuck strangers.

Lexington?

From the city, moved to the country to be closer to family. It's crabs in a bucket here, city girls are wise to the bullshit, country girls just aren't. I can't say which are more slutty though, country girls are easier for me to get just because they're more naive.

Like, here's an example, one girl got hired to be a picker, and an hour into her shift, she's on the floor crying because her feet hurt. Dumb country slut wore cowboy boots to work because "that's all I have". All girls aren't like that of course, but if 20% of em are, out of 100 girls is 20 girls.

He's right, but that's what I mean by "bulllshit" that city girls know. If she thinks she's gonna be my gf, she's gonna let me fuck her, and two weeks later she's gone from work, and I delete the app I used to text her

Yea

Maybe they realised you're an autistic piece of shit that deserves no water.

11 hour shifts? Why? What's the ot pay? We have labor laws.

they dont have labor laws in brazil.

Can't work more than 12, as far as I know, but I hear from the country boys that the coal mines to the south work them 16+ hours a day. They sign the contract, they know what they're getting into. Plus, that's nearly 40 hours overtime pay, if they work the sunday, which is damn near 800$ for them. I think they get like 19 an hour for ot

Have you ever stolen anything there? How hard is it to steal stuff?

anything non metal, it's easy. metal, damn near impossible. I see people taking keychains and little shit like that all the time. Food of course, but everytime someone tries to take a kindle, or a phone or something, they get caught, and the cops come out for them