Hold it right there user! I have reasonable suspicion that you are involved in the distribution of illegal dubs...

Hold it right there user! I have reasonable suspicion that you are involved in the distribution of illegal dubs. Let me just pat you down

Check 'em.

Turncoat

Sir, you are a hypocritical beeing…
btw. no dubs here, sir!

Cheg em :DDDdD FUG OF OVISER

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Under arrest

You are under arrest for possession of dubs and impersonation of an officer.

poop on my dickhole you fucking nigger

You got a warrant mate?

go easy on the coinpurse there officer doctor

Fuck u cop

Nothing illegal here

No dubs here officer

Look under the seat

Still nothing

Are you a real officer though? Show me your license!

Sure so it's okay for yo-
Ok ok, I got nothing officer. And I know my rights.

>flashes pocket constitution

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i don't use dubs officer

Say, young man, you look like a nigger

No sir, dubs are for losers

Check me, I'm innocent.