Has Sup Forums ever fucked someone famous?

Has Sup Forums ever fucked someone famous?

>be me
>jennifer lawrence come to house
>'user my car broken an i need fuck'
>fuck jennifer lawrence in couch
>nock at door
>omg it jennifer aniston
>'user my privat jet crack an i need fuck'
>'sory jenifer aniston i am fuck jenifre lawrnens'
>jenifer lawrence come to door
>'we can 3some''
>jen and jen naked ass lik 69
>i cum on hur face
>winning.csi

yeah, lily allen and sheridan smith

your mom on the bang bus. over 3 million views. she's famous

details?

You're not the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you son?

holy fuck kid

I got a blow job from the girl who does traffic reports during the television news.

nice trips

i put my penis in their vaginas. not at the same time

why are you in here b8 m8

>LAST NUMBARz TEH SAEM

i haven't fucked anyone

>i haven't fucked anyone
Sup Forums's Motto

You made this exact thread a year ago
And no i only ever fucked a hooker

I'm curious lol... Post her name

i'm not retarded

I fucked Gomer Pyle in a bus station

I slept with a now pornstar, she took my Virginity in high school. So like half celebrity.

wow, just wow.

I met a pornstar on a plane. Didn't fuck her tho.

I saw Noel Fielding once, Didn't fuck him either

Not actually famous, but I fucked PushingUpRoses at a con once.

I got a half-assed bj from one of the Veronicas for a gram of coke.

i was out one night and met tabitha soren from mtv in nyc and fucked her 6/10 sex

Strange name that.

Dude why? She looks grim.

Chris Pratt. He violently queefed at the end.

I finger fucked the shit out of jenna marbles when she was a dancer and she yanked my crank

I fucked Nina Agdal in 10th grade.
This was before her model career got really serious. We used to be good friends. We haven't talked since.

Oldfag here. I fucked Jennifer Love Hewitt back in the eighties

I was pretty famous for a good 6 months, so anyone who has fucked me can say they have fucked someone famous. Weird being on the other side of things.

I fucked this chick that sings at a well known bar in El Paso, TX. But before she became famous, and now she only fuck big rollers. Should have taken pictures. Back the, I only had polaroids.

I fucked Kim Wilde in Surrey in the 80's. It was a foursome. She was incredibly hairy down there.

nice b8 m8

Who are you then?

Ronald Mcdonald?

I came

I've fucked her. She's a spanish TV host

Maybe next time user.

when I was living in Cracow I meet amazing girl at party. we had lots of common topics. we spent all night talking. next day we meet again, had dinner and we went to my place. we didn't fuck, but we did oral sex and hugging all night. she is daugher of current Polish President Andrzej Duda. it's real story. ama.

You lucky bastard, details if you would.

Do pornstars count as famous? If so, then yes. Charged me 5 times of a regular whore.

I like how the grammar went to shit the further the story progressed.

Way back in the day I fucked Ron Jeremy when we were both still doing gay porn.

Eh, I think she's cute. Those tits were great. Not the best lay, she kinda just laid there... But, enjoyable.

DK?

Nah. The only women I ever stuck my dick in were all whores. Nothing worthy of remembering.

fucked a third tier porn star. she was in many movies but not a marquee name - definitely not a vivid girl. her name is Amber Grey (pic related). she was pregnant at the time and I wanted to cross that off my bucket list. Yeah, I paid for it.

Also fucked another whore who had been in some porn vids. Did not live up to expectations in any way shape or form. Forget her porn name. She does cougar videos or something. Too many rules. Horrible blow job. Shitty finish.

tldr: no, I haven't fucked someone famous

Closest I got was a track star that ended up on the 88Olympic team. She was a distance runner and fucking everything that moves was her post race thing. She would pick like three guys, maybe four and drag them to her apartment and we would fuck her into oblivion. No condoms, she was allergic to latex. Just don't go from the ass to elsewhere until you wash your dick, literally the only rule. The next day she would spring forth with boundless energy and the guys couldn't move.

Me too but it was cedar of suicidegirls waaay back before she was tatted up. It wasn't too long after high school, maybe 2001/2002. I was a pill head at the time and couldn't keep it up feelsbadman.jpg

de verdad?

I fucked Chelsea Clinton does that count?

tell more

Back in the 90s, I fucked that dog from Air Bud. Shit was crazy back then.

t. Real Street Nigger

she is cute.............

I like you, user. I came in here to shitpost too, but that was way better than I would've done. Hope OP likes fake stories, because that's all he'll ever get asking Sup Forums shit like this.

you got a blow job during the television news? win

I saw Donald Trump once on TV. Didn't fuck though.

Any whore can be a pornstar

The problem here is that even if someoine did, most of us won't believe it.

nice trips indeed, checked

Si, aun no era lo famosa que es ahora aunque ya estaba en la tele

No, but he's gonna fuck you.

just to watch him cry

and vice versa. I've fucked a couple of pornstars who turned whore.

No in all honesty I was. I did radio interviews across the nation, news interviews, and was even featured on the front page of some very prominent national newspapers. I'm not going into details about who I really am.

My fiancé (now wife) at the time was pissed because of all the attention I received. If I would have been single I could have used my 6 months of fame to line em up.

I won't be retarded like these other fools and ask for your name.

But tell us, famous how? In the news? One hit wonder? movie? tv? what?

I regularly fucked a TV stars house keeper , she was so hot, not saying who though .

everyone was hairy down there in the 80s

Yes. Isla Fisher.

would do

nice win

Si senor

I think if I happen to go into broad details it would be easy to figure out who I am. I did something very specific and pretty hilarious depending on one's sense of humor.

famous porn stars count as famous

my porn star whores were not.

did you smear ketchup on her butt?

it does indeed. details.

did she blow? swallow?

highly underrated post

hung out with the singer banks in las vegas
got kinda hot and heavy but she put the brakes on

I banged both Jayne Mansfield and Audrey Hepburn in the same 24 hours.

Yes, I am _that_ old.

How big was her dick?

Well dont u have to be a whore to be a pornstar?

>Isla Fisher

big fat fucking liar

one of my course bros at uni dated Sophie Turner when they were at school together in Warwickshire. Ramsay Bolton had his sloppy seconds

kek

I fucked a girl who does porn once. Has like 3mil views on pornhub.

I have fucked Skin Diamond multiple times.

thank you Rock Hudson

are you that asshole that tried to ctach the foul ball at the cubs game?

That's really amazing if true. greentext pls

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The most honesty I've seen on Sup Forums in a long time

How did you fuck a lesbian multiple times?
Does she escort?

semantics, but no, technically getting paid to fuck someone who is getting paid to fuck is not prostitution

Haven't fucked anyone but I sucked a log of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole.

Jared from subway when I was little.

She's not a lesbian and I met her privately.

Heard Audrey Hepburn was a very hardcore gangbang slut lol

>Skin Diamond

what an exotic hottie. too bad we don't believe you.

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