EAGLES VS GIANTS PRE-GAME THREAD

eagles looking to play spoiler
giants looking to get into the playoffs

casillas and jenkins questionable for the giants, JPP is still out

>Iggles

You now remember Plaxico Burress

Joe Pisarcik

Pats or genos?

yo what the fuck is bob costas wearing

looks like hes cosplaying as the man in black

>tfw watching videos on YouTube to understand football more lets see if I understand more this game

Go giants!

>Giggles fans will never EVER shut the fuck up about this play

The Giants went on to hire Parcells and become one of the premier teams of the 80s.

Dick Vermeil quit on your asses just a few years later.

Na looks like Frank Langella in The Box

genos if youre a child who likes cheese whiz
pats if youre anyone else
tony lukes if youre patrician

I'm a raiders fan

>Bob Costas

Real talk, would a player without feet ever make it in the NFL?

maybe as a long snapper

how do i avoid getting banned for posting at halftime faptime?

tere ohtust minu eesti friend

Real talk

No they wouldn't

All 3 are tourist traps. Just ask anyone named Tommy or Johnny where their cousin's kid works. That's where the good cheesesteaks are gonna be.

why does the holidays render me ever-conscious of my eternal lack of a comfy qt gf

Iggles gon' iggle.

...

Am I the only person ITT that was born before Super Bowl XXI?

Ayy that's pretty good lad. You need õ for õhtust but otherwise pretty good. I hope you root for the giants as well

>tfw no harem of fat chicks to fawn over you

Why even live?

well yea but tony lukes is still the patrician tourist trap

These Giants throwbacks are lit as fuck

I'm wearing the Eli Manning throwback they released and my Dad thought I was wearing a Brad van Pelt jersey at first.

kek

What the fuck is this cringe

DUDE THIS TNF IS FUCKING EPIC

>manlet costas on a platform

>You trade this guy to a division rival and he slaps your gf on the ass

What do?

Next time I'm going to a game, I'm going early in the season.

I can't tell if I'm freezing or overheating...

anyone else feel gayer for having watched that intro?

>you now remember crunch bunch

>It's a comfy Tirico episode

your stream is shit

no

i dated an eesti tudruk a few years ago and every day i confront the fact i will never know a girl like her again

Honestly if the Eagles win this game the season would be a success to me

nothing cause he's an old man and probably isn't completely there

Eagles can play Gnats spoiler

I miss him on MNF

I'm already bi, but I did lose some brain cells.

maybe...

Never been to an NFL game. Heard that football is the worst sport to watch live. Can anyone confirm?

I need to shit and I'm sleepy, is this game going to be worth watching?

Drink more user, too cold to not have those liquid sleeves on.

>implying they wont intentionally lose tonight and play spoiler for the cowshits next week

...

Why did you break up? Eesti girls are pretty special in tbqh fäm

>You now remember Osi Umenyiora

YEAH BABY!

Got £900 on Giants -2.5 to win me £900

how blacked am i?

Have you considered taking a shower, enjoying chick stuff? You can do it user

i would daley those 2 goodfellows if you catch my drift

even if it's a blowout any NFC east game is worth watching unless the redskins are involved.

where's al michaels ;_;

i like mike, don't get me wrong

but i love al and cris

they're the best duo there is

Shh.

No one here is old enough to remember the Crunch Bunch

>tfw my Dad attended both the Joe Pisarcik fumble game and the DeSean Jackson game

Iktf user

Not very but Eagles have gotten their shit pushed in by the Giants quite a bit over the last 4 years

It's gonna be close

fair enough

Today we're all Eagles fans.

Oh god, please Giants. Just win this one fucking game.

Damn, is your dad cursed or something? I remember just watching the jackson game from estonia making me throw up

>you now remember matt dodge

Woops meant Giants have gotten their shit pushed in by the Eagles*

his name is really olivier?

well, at least its a real name

Dated a fat girl once. Currently dating her actually, we've been together for about five years.

Creativity is essential to maintaining a well groomed obese girlfriend. Every day I have to think of exciting and interesting ways to interest her in showering. At least four or five days a week I have to shower with her, and the only reason she even gets in the shower is because she can lean against me while I finger her. After she gets off, she lets me shampoo her hair, and soap her up.

The worst part though, the part that I cannot even remotely enjoy, is the wiping. She has trouble really reaching back there after a particularly wet bowel movement, so I have to help her wipe. It's not TERRIBLE, but it is unpleasant.

I don't really enjoy it, but it's better than the alternative of having this smelly fat chick masturbating on your sofa and then touching your controllers with those hands. Before I knew to bathe with her and wipe her, I actually found FECES in the cracks of my PS3 controller. Between the buttons and under the analog stick.

>Tfw it's fantasy Championship time and you have OBJ Starting tonight

we were in grad school together, she got a job in ca and got tired of waiting for me. she was the pinnacle of my life, now i'm neet and life is shit.

hello

who /AnotherYearOfHypeOnlyToHaveAShitSeason/ here?


fucking feels bad to be an eagles fan

Fuck Lane Johnson.

This better be pasta

>TNF

Why does this even exist? I think Monday is even stretching it.

Why haven't returners been told to never take kicks out of the endzone?

Why?

Tirico calling the game

why do they make veteran players say their college? Eli's been a pro longer than his college and high school years combined at this point

Wintz, you choking piece of shit.

Don't fuck this up.

Dak daddy needs that division on lock.

Feels bad man, but we have 1 woman for every 0.8 man in estonia so you can always come here and pick one

>OBJ double covered
>throw it to him anyway

bravo eli

Every moment as an Eagles fan I wish for death

As a Cowboys fan usually Im classy but I hope Odell Beckham gets hit so hard he passes away

>eagles secondary making good defensive plays
Is this real?

Offense taking a shit promptly.

saved

>that duck

Wtf eli

Real problem with this offense is they force to Beckham too much. That play right there, Eli should've looked off and gone to the next man.

did you see the steelers game? he threw to beckham like every play in the second half

Malcom Jenkins was a pro bowl snub.

someone screencap that kelce santa hat for me PLS

EDP has more than 100k subs

No. I dont know why it would be pasta?

GIANTS BTFO

COWBOYS WIN

Whatever you say NFL.com

I bet it is reversed if you take out women over the age of 65

...

>Halapoulivaati Valtal

what the fuck kind of name is that?

best i can do senpai

>THE Ohio State

He's Alolan.

...