Somali >government website part 2

Somali >government website part 2
somaligov.net/

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somaligov.net/The Ministries.html
newsweek.com/somali-woman-who-would-be-president-450817
ik1pmr.com/dx-peditions/6o0cw/
somaligov.net/Foreign Embassies.html
mu.edu.so/staff/
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

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anybody speaking ..
THIS?

old thread

Is this real

FIRST FOR KANGZ

FIRST FOR RINGONI.

love the waving gif
somaligov.net/The Ministries.html

Wait so what if the point of opening a buisness in Somalia if you can just print money?

>KFC Uganda

My sides

Holy shit, Somalian Burger King turf war
this is solid gold

This thread looks like shit

Come to mine:

That's why Somalia is a superpower

>Somalian university

What's up with the eyes of second last guy on the left? Are they raising undead in Somalia?

>we have turned them into local police

You open a business, then you are allowed to print money.

I'm guessing they exchange their dedicated business money for foreign currency thereby taking the inflation of their shilling out of the equation but why not use foreign currency in the first place?

malnutrition for his whole life. Guy in the pink shirt looks like a hungry Kanye

Goddamnit I was going to make the new thread. Whatever, bumping for my sides flying into space.

>tfw hungry for mcdonalds but u piloting a military helicopter

This can't be real

QUIZ TIME EVERYONE:

ITALY AND UK 2 EUROPEAN COUNTRIES THAT HAVE EMBASSY IN THE BEAUTIFUL STATE OF SOMALIA. WHICH IS THE 3RD EUROPEAN COUNTRY WITH AN EMBASSY IN SOMALIA.

NO CHEATING PLS

What counts as a buisness though? Couldn't you just start selling dirt to be allowed to print money?

easy, SWEDEN

Maybe the currency printed by the business can only be used at that business. Like a fucked up coupon system or something

ur mums cunt

BAN ASSAULT MCDONALDS

>tfw the US McDonald's only has a drive thru, and not a fly thru...

Why even exist.

France?

What the shit is going on.

France?

Yeah i guess. Theres a reason they are poor as fuck

...glorious Bosnia and Herzegovina?

Probably German?

DING DING DING

italy doesnt have one u ruseman

Sweden, easy.

OK THIS HAS TO BE FAKE RIGHT?

the gift that keeps on giving

>mfw this shit is real

How quaint

Link?

Reminder that a Finnish president will save Somalia

newsweek.com/somali-woman-who-would-be-president-450817

In theory, could I move to Somalia and live like a king with a harem?

I could probably afford to maintain a small army there even

any IT-fag able to tracert down somaligov.net to find out where their server stands?

>yes, obviously only 1 server.

that page is fake, it's funny but still fake

ik1pmr.com/dx-peditions/6o0cw/

youll find the picture here, and hte website is from like 2005

Is this all real?

literally just search up "somalian mcdonalds facebook"

Chalk eraser on tv?

>mfw

of course not

its fake

OOOOOOH
OOOOOH NO
OH JESUS CHRIST STOP THIS RIDE

No, it's a fake humor page

>coon islands
Is this real

are you perhaps suggesting that their official government site is somehow wrong?

somaligov.net/Foreign Embassies.html

fuck forgot image

Proper better going to some south east asia country desu. You might get mauled by a tiger but the locals are generally nicer

yes

HE HAS ARRIVED

You should ask the government to let you fix their website for them. They might pay you

SHARE WITH US THY WISDOM O GREAT ONE

>want to be president of Somalia, even though you know they'll try to kill you
>go to the beach and get a bunch of people killed
>still want to be president

Dumb bitch

Also how is she Finnish? Is Finland just Sweden lite?

>Somalia

what do you think of your great governments website?

hmmmmmm

Don't talk to me or my mercenary son or my mercenary son's son or my little mercenary ever again

this site needs work and hope they will improve it

>our customer safety and satisfaction are the most important things to us!!!!

Then why the fuck do the open shop in fucking somalia.

Why don't you improve it Somalibro? It's pretty embarrassing for your country.

you faggot! you stole the bonnie blue flag of the glorious confederacy!

It's a fake page you dumb beaner

i made suggestion one time but they never got back to me

Nah, your site is a goldmine as it is.

that's like pointing at a pile of rubble and fire and saying "this house could use some work"

fuck you too

>here are $300000000000 of our glorious Somali dollaridoos
>$0.10 in human money

No thanks senpai

its actually an usable site but again some recoding could help

holy shit this thread is gold

How does it feel knowing that your countrymen have lost their light machine guns twice at their local McDonalds?

how do you get interwebs?

mu.edu.so/staff/

pick your somali waifu
these are some educated womyn senpai

Twitter has an active somali normie community too. They say wallahi a lot

>Businesses printing their own money
Libertarian paradise

Listen here Lardlad, i don't come here expecting to get harrased by a fucking neckbeard if you want to contribute to the thread don't behave like a nigger.

DAT BOI IS HERE

Living in Somalia must be like playing IRL Fallout.

I earn 500 dollar a month,i did an ama a while ago

i pick the cuti in the 3rd row with the pink hijab

...

i'd rather not pick any of them, ever

ms Farhia Mohamoud Yusuf MSc. in the pink scarf. No competition, really

The website is satire you morons, just like Sup Forums

MUH DIK

>that site
>useable

Am I reading this right?
This can't be real

"However it does not mean that he (Ted) will win, it appears that Donald Trump is recieving more and more attention (votes?) and will probably be running as the main candidate for the republican party. Wether he will win or not remains to be seen, he is running a fierce campaign on xenophobic (ethnic) hatred and has many follower in the middle classes"

No, but to be honest I wouldn't bat an eye if it were after seeing the official website.

>I earn 500 dollar a month
you mean you print it

somalibro confirmed its real

the mcdonalds facebook page is however fake

>tfw you get to bash some somalian heads to mush

NIGGA I ALREADY PICKED THAT QT

Same people but different lighting?

Perfect timing.