Mexico-USA history and relationship

>invaded us three times
>stole our corn, cowboys, poinsettias, etc and called them their own
>made their illegal immigrants declare independence from us
>stole half of our country
>helped France the first time they tried to invade us
>helped our dictator in charge for over 30 years because he gave them all our resources
>tried to install a new dictator when we fought the one above
>took advantage of our poor for centuries, giving them special allowances in order to make them go there and work on the rail network, farms, etc
>blame us for the fact that they invited those mexicans over centuries
>biggest consumers of drugs in the planet, and drugs are cultivated in south america so they NEED to go through mexico
>declare the “war on drugs” because they are puritan retards spreading their cancer around the world, and in the process mostly jail blacks and the mexicans they invited in a disproportionate manner, to the point they became the country with the most prisoners in the world
>make us start a war because they can't either stop consuming drugs nor legalize
>70% of the arms cartels have come from USA
>ask us to deport central americans; and then proceed to blame the central american immigration on us even when we deport more than 90% of them; to then pretend we not only don't deport them but help them reach the US because we are evil; while saying we are hypocrites because we do deport them. At the same time
>use their global media to talk shit about us and create shit stereotypes
>made us their slave labor with nafta
>blame us for nafta as if it was a bad thing for them even though they gained over 4.2 million jobs because of it; obtained cheap things, while making our gdp per capita stagnate and destroyed our agriculture with their subsidized corn
>export their shit food culture and sugar infested garbage here

>hurr durr, poor americans have to deal with mexicans
>hurr durr, being right next to USA was the best thing that could have ever happened to mexico

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Border_War_(1910–19)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_occupation_of_Veracruz
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Yeah it's fucking bullshit, but all of it will stop soon. AMLO 2018. PRAISE KEK.

>be mexican
>get cucked throughout history by the U.S.
>millions of people still illegally hop the border to get here
MEXIKEKS

READ, READ IT ALL REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

False. More Mexicans are leaving the US than coming. Get your facts right trumptard.

Mexicans have no honour, you have enough immigrants in America to bring them to their knees with guerilla warfare and terrorism, yet you gladly accept your country's demonisation.

Sad!

no te preocupes compa, estamos reclamando aztlan

>More Mexicans are leaving the US than coming
Great news! MAGA!

>Stole our corn
GIVE IT BACK YOU AMERILARDS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I support México.

Make the Unitedstatians pay for their treachery, lil'bro.

>stole
Won it in a war fair and square.

They can't make Americans "pay"

Lol

Nada de Aztlán, "Nueva España" como tiene que ser.

More Mexicans are being deported from the US*

Ftfy

>fair and square
>country in civil war
>bankrupt
>the french invade because of muh cakes
>santa ana already agreed to sabotage mexican forces from within
>central american provinces decide to bailout on us and make their own shitty countries
>so does yucatan and the northern states (but we BTFO them afterwards and take some land from traitor guatemala)
>fair and square

burger education everyone.

Hola soy chicano

Kek reminds me of the Succession War of Spain where we were in Civil War WHILE fighting against half of Europe including Great Britain, Austria and the HRE (Prussia and Hannover) Portugal, Savoy and the Netherlands, that were superpowers at the time. More than half a million people died in that fucking war, the biggest war Europe saw until then, a war of agression against Spain and France, a war to destroy the Spanish Empire in Europe and a possible future Franco-Spanish united crown. The Treaty of Utrecht and Gibraltar in British hands comes from there.

But you also declared independence from us when we were fucked due to Napoleon betrayal.

>civil war
Oops

>bankrupt
Maybe learn how to manage an economy

>French invade
France did nothing wrong

>Santa Ana
Find competent leadership

>Central American provinces
Good. They deserve to be free from the Mexican Empire anyway.

All I see is a lot of excuses like a typical mexican.

>3 times
What do they teach you in school Pedro?

no excuses, that was the lowest point in our history, im just debunking the retarded myth that it was "fair and square"

1. Spics have higher welfare usage rates than Blacks.
2. WM/SpicF couples have higher divorce rates than WMWF.
3. Spics have voted overwhelmingly democrat in every single election since they started being counted 40 years ago. Just like blacks.
4. Spic countries have the highest homicide rates in the world, to point that Uganda and the Congo look peaceful.
5. Spics are not White. The average Mexican is 57% Native, 37% European, and 5% African. This is barely "Whiter" than Africans Americans who are on average 25% European.
6. Spics have triple the homicide rate of Whites in the US, even though Muhammed and Achmed are included in “Non-Hispanic White.”
7. The most successful Spic nations are barely wealthier than the absolute poorest European nations.
8. Spics have significantly higher obesity rates than Whites.
9. Spics have an average IQ range of 80 to 90, some variation depending on sources but close to a standard deviation below whites (Blacks have about 1 standard deviation from Whites)
10. There is no “melting pot.” We had laws in place to exclude all non-White immigrants. Since the US was formed, it has always been 80-90% Non-Spic White, comparable to European countries. The remaining population was black and could not vote or hold significant power. So who created the politics? The laws? The economy? The technology? Whites. That’s why the US is a White nation. A nation is not the ground it was built on, it is the work of the people.
11. “Spics can be great! Look at Cubans!” Cubans have very low Native blood. They are basically either Spaniard, Black, or a negro mix. Therefore, “White Cubans” probably actually are White.
(Sources will be in a reply to this post)

The biggest difference between Spics and Blacks is that Spics are taking over our country.

Middle Easterners make up less than 4% of Germany. Spics make up over 17% of the US. Literally over 4x the number of sandniggers.

Look at our streets. This is LA.

Is this okay with you?

Except all of that is made up bullshit while OP is actually right.

no its not.

> a page long tldr drivel
awww so what triggered you, my friend? some burger insulted you in another thread?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pastry_War
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USRC_Woodbury_(1837)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican–American_War
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Border_War_(1910–19)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_occupation_of_Veracruz

Don't forget the ""texan chili con carne""

>Pastry War

Aren't they both right?

Spics are shit, but that doesn't mean Americans didn't take advantage of them.

>civil war in mexico
>some french shop gets damaged

>Remontel demanded 60,000 pesos as reparations for the damage (his shop was valued at less than 1,000 pesos)
>prime minister Louis-Mathieu Molé demanded from Mexico the payment of 600,000 pesos (3 million Francs) in damages
>the typical daily wage in Mexico City was about one peso

>president Anastasio Bustamante made no payment
>the King of France ordered a fleet to carry out a blockade of all Mexican ports on the Atlantic coast
>Mexico declared war on France

>The United States sent the schooner Woodbury to help the French in their blockade

>The French forces withdrew after a peace treaty was signed
>the Mexican government agreed to pay 600,000 pesos
>this amount was never paid and that was later used as one of the justifications for the second French intervention in Mexico

>5. Spics are not White. The average Mexican is 57% Native, 37% European, and 5% African. This is barely "Whiter" than Africans Americans who are on average 25% European.
Bullshit, and irrelevant.

>4. Spic countries have the highest homicide rates in the world, to point that Uganda and the Congo look peaceful.
Doesn't affect you in the slightest

>9. Spics have an average IQ range of 80 to 90, some variation depending on sources but close to a standard deviation below whites (Blacks have about 1 standard deviation from Whites)
Made up fanfiction from Richard Lynn

>We had laws in place to exclude all non-White immigrants. Since the US was formed, it has always been 80-90% Non-Spic White, comparable to European countries. The remaining population was black and could not vote or hold significant power.
You ALWAYS made special allowances for Mexicans and invited them, see It is not even worth it to go in detail about his other """points"""" in that bait post.

>>hurr durr, poor americans have to deal with mexicans
>>hurr durr, being right next to USA was the best thing that could have ever happened to mexico

These points are what makes me the maddest desu.

what about 1960?
and what exactly are you sad about in that graph?

fuck you socialist spic, the United states was 90% white in 1940, It is only because of traitors within our country that yours is allowed to function at all. Yes it affects me in the slightest, there is over 30 million of you in my country acting as a fifth column and increasing crime, drug trade, and lobbying for balkanization. IQ is everything and spics have the IQ of 85 which equivalent to a 13 year old.

>America is the safest it has ever been
>America has the most Latin Americans it has ever had

>oh no, mexicans are destroying america

Remember the Alamo

the southwest is rightful chicano clay, we just need to become the complete majority, buy guns, and declare independence

no

where do you live little man so that I can smack some sense into you

los estados unidos de aztlán

We actually record serial killers instead of listing them as separate murders

>1st
>just americans backing frenchbros to fight corruption
>2nd
>a ship, part of the 1st one, no reason to include it
>3rd
>legit war
>4th
>border conflicts with rebels, barely deserves the name
>5th
>us burgers get sick of revolutionaries and capture a city, maybe a war
1, maybe 2.

...

>helped our dictator in charge for 30 years
Díaz?

It seems

Yes? The point still stands. Most other countries don't bother to record their incidents.

Bost broofs

>mexicans not being terrorists is a bad thing

>Be Mexican
>Take 13 days to take a fort guarded by 180 men with your army of 5,000

cunt

Didn't you post this exact same thread yesterday? Look if you want an apology/money/reparations/territorial changes, you're not getting them.

Acepta que tú y el país siempre fueron, son, y serán una mierda por toda la eternidad. Cuando lo hagas, sólo sentirás la mitad de la amargura y sal en la vagina que tienes en este momento. ¿Ves que es mucho mejor?

>Central American provinces
>New Spain breaks up because of mexican indians
>hurrr we the heirs Mejico strong empire
>Central America says fuck of No New Spain no union of CA and Mexico (except for guatemala and los altos)
>attempt to take over send soldiers to Guatemala
>never did gave up after two years

Even Texas and California eventually left you that's why the US was able to take them so easily while mejico never controlled Central America

Central America was never part of Mexico but New Spain
Mexico just likes pretending they're the same thing so they can say muh empire even though the actual Mexican state run by Mexicans and not Spaniards descended into war despite having the resources and population to be a world superpower

Central America was never part of Mexico they're just deluded

Fuck aztlan and nigger mexicans

Alta California should be restored

Mass shooting deaths are 0.01 of homicides you stupid mestizo cunt. America was much safer in the 1950s and even during the Wild West where it was extremely white.

>wild west
>extremely white

Kek you are a retard aren't you
I could support what you're saying but don't say blatantly incorrect things

Yes it was you stupid mestizo cunt. Demographics of the US in the late 1880s shows that the country was very white.

No shit retard
Niggers weren't even counted as people
Mexicans were mexicans not Americans
I'm not even mexican I'm just telling you facts cause you're obviously a dumbass
From who do you think cowboys learned there ways

becareful as this kind of comments often draw the attention of """"white"""" mexican sellouts,user, they always react in a rather hostile way (probably because they never offer any arguments as to why certain things won't happen).

>Mexico's retarded dictator rips up Mexico's constitution so parts of Mexico break away
>he goes to war to stop them
>gets his ass kicked by drunk Texans
>loses

Later on
>Retarded dictator overthrown and replaced with new retards who pick a fight with the US
>The US is nice enough to not only leave most of Mexico untouched, but actually pay the retards for the land we won in the

Plus we bailed out your shitty country in the 1990s. If you bordered Russia you wuld have been annexed entirely 150 years ago, ese. Show some fucking gratitude.

You literally told Mexicans in WWII that they could just go into the Army and get a US Citizenship.

It's your own fault that the US is not whtie anymore.

>Mexicucks bitch about losing land etc...
Come get it, bitch!

>Be Mexico
>Blessed with incredible land, resources, and modern technology after gaining independence
>Invite Americans to settle your land as long as they convert to Catholicism
>Americans settle the land and do not convert
>Some of the Americans declare independence and try to join the USA
>Try to play the empire game like all of the cool kids, instantly fail
>Get a third of your country annexed
>What you have left of your country slowly slides into being shit via mismanagement, corruption, and drug cartels
>This despite the natural wealth and being right next to the biggest trading partner ever
>Can't ever look north without being reminded of the fact that California and Texas were no better than the rest of Mexico 170 years ago
>Blame Americans for stealing your land and making it not shit
>Jump the border by the tens of millions, then move to places that were never part of Mexico anyway
>Also use a flag that looks kind of like the Italian flag with an eagle emblem in the middle despite being Spanish-derived
I'm not going to say that America taking all of the land it did was justified, but even if Mexico had kept everything, it all would have just ended up as shitty as Tijuana.

You're a fucking retard. In towns like Tombstone or Dodge City, the residents were overwhemingly white.

>Be Texas
>Get spanked at the Alamo
>Santa Ana has a battle at San Jacinto
>Mexico loses because Santa Ana couldn't keep his dick on his pants.
>Republic of Texas

we already have, hordes of chicanos having babies, it's a matter of time and wheter they go full we wuz merricans and not mexicans or not it doesn't matter as they still are not white thus taking the land away from them

>SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT

We should have annexed the country during the Mexishit-American war and killed all the subhuman natives and mestizos.

"Parts of Mexico" never broke off. Mexico claimed Central America as theirs but Central America never accepted that as New Spain was done
Guatemala and Los Altos accepted an invitation to join the Mexican empire but the rest of CA said No and Fuck off
Mexico sent an army to Guatemala and gave up after two years on forcefully trying to annex Central America
Guatemala repented and Los Altos became Chiapas, mexicos southernmost state

T.bh you can have California

will you get around to sources, because you did say you would in reply

>talks about the Wild West
>mentions a couple small settlements

It was all white!!1!

the west was populated by Mexicans who werent american citizens, natives, and Americans moving west
its why it was the wild west not New York tier America you dumb shit
Why do you think men herded cows and not business who do you think they were influenced by that were around them
these are facts you're literally stupid

Santa Anna was an idiot though

>Come get it, bitch!
Where the fuck have you been the last 20 years?

>Invite Americans to settle your land as long as they convert to Catholicism
>>Americans settle the land and do not convert
>>Some of the Americans declare independence and try to join the USA

>conveniently forgetting to mention American squatters brought their slaves to a country where it was ILLEGAL TO OWN ANOTHER HUMAN BEING

It's not squatting if you were legally invited by the government of the country.

>the west was populated by Mexicans who werent american citizens
The treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo made all mexicans living in northern territories american citizens

You have no fucking idea what you're talking about, don't you?

They are squatting if they don't pay taxes, and don't inform the government about building new homes, which most didn't.

No one is going to argue against that desu

And Tejas, and all of Alta California

It really is only a matter of time.

>tfw any idiot who's ever played a total war game could have done a better job than Santa Anna at the alamo

I don't dispute that they committed crimes like slavery, but you can't realistically tell the government about everything you do in a time period when horses are the fastest method of communication. Saying that they're tax-evading slaving racists is true, but saying that they're squatters isn't. They were invited to settle the land, they just did so in a way the Mexican government didn't desire.

>Try to play the empire game like all of the cool kids, instantly fail
Literally nobody supported the imperial government, it's why it was overthrown so easily

But they weren't american what don't you get
they were mexicans and influenced the Americans (as in anglos) people living in the wild west
Your original point was that the west was populated solely by white americans and that California was founded by a white american now you know you're wrong

Deportong southamerican monkeys to mexico doesnt make them mexican, you dumbfuck

>but you can't realistically tell the government about everything you do in a time
You're telling me its impossible to inform the government about the new house you're building?

>They were invited to settle the land, they just did so in a way the Mexican government didn't desire.
Yeah that's right, by not paying their taxes, you think American settlers in Wyoming didn't pay taxes? of course they did, THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO.

They were squatters who refused to pay taxes, and I know it wasn't just whites, tejanos also did the same, but just look up at how they were treated after Texas won Independence.

Ok idk what the fuck your talking about, but I'm not the guy you were talking to.

tick tock tick tock
>mfw less and less white burgers
ayyy kek

Im glad as fuck Trump won, he is an idiot kid that will sink the US back to the shitty colonies filled with rapist and illiterate pig fuckers they were

Just one year more, you'll see

>Plus we bailed out your shitty country in the 1990s
Yes, as we all know the 1990s were a wonderful time when NAFTA was signed, hundreds of thousands of Mexican farms florished, and is in no way connected to the gigantic wave of immigrants that spiked up in the 1990s

>If you bordered Russia you wuld have been annexed entirely 150 years ago
150 years ago Russia was in chaos after tsar Alexander's assassination and his son undoing every liberal reform his father made

In the last couple days their has been a lot if talk about Impeachment

But anything can happen

This only makes me feel more pride. The more Mexicans we piss off the better.

Maybe you shoud stop being a cuck and kick the savage yankee war criminals out then, Sanchez.

>thread still up

>IQ is everything
Blind faith in such a flawed measurement is by far the worst meme this site has perpetuated.

Silly sudaca everything south of the USA in the west hemisphere is Mexico

>>tried to install a new dictator when we fought the one above
Way to Leave out the facts

The US ambassador(who is said to have had a leading rolein the plot) to Mexico plotted with ulta conservative, Diaz era, Generals to assassinate the Mexican president and vice president.

But whatever, It's not like they were against the dominace of the Catholic Church or firm believers in modernization through liberal capitalism.

Who knows what Mexico could have been like if dumbfuck Americans didn't Intervine. The next 70 years of a socialist turned neo liberal one party dictatorship wouldn't have happened, that's for damn sure.

>The more Mexicans we piss off the better
Friendly reminder there are over 30 million people of Mexican descent in the US, and that only counting the legal ones.

the mexican dna admixture is really close to mine

Good, let em know their place and that they pledge allegiance to OUR flag and not theirs, and if they don't like it that can fuck off

Hard to take pride in a nation when at best whites see even the most whitewashed mexicans as "good ones"

I was thinking the same