Be Somalian government

>be Somalian government
>make official website
>somaligov.net/
>decide to put together a list of the countries of the world and their flags
>use the state of Georgia's flag for the country of
Georgia
>Coon islands
You can't make this shit up

Cont.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=BFqYiKDwt0I
somaligov.net/WhatCouldGoWrong.php
migration.gv.at/en/
somaligov.net/Support Us.html
somalilandgov.com/
government.se/
somaligov.net/
president.somaligov.net/
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

HOLY KEK
it's basic html and half the images are missing

plus they have panama listed three times

>here's a list of countries that we've stolen goods from

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Aren't they the ones who speak literal ooga booga?

yes

Ha

o cool triple dubs

jesus christ

you could be Poland

FUck

what the fuck

Reminds me of this

why is this website so shitty and they cant even get a .gov extension

should i rewrite it?

Wait, Somalia has a government now?

>extension

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youtube.com/watch?v=BFqYiKDwt0I

Niggers literally are monkeys.

.gov is a top level domain only for US government sites.

Try it out senpai

didnt even know that

Don't they have like four governments

someone should hack this

>and politely correct all the mistakes

keked

well according to the constitution this is the correct flag

It would probably be very simple. they don't even have a 404 message kek.

somaligov.net/WhatCouldGoWrong.php

>all links link to the foreign countries main government page
>the austrian one links to migration.gv.at/en/

fucking niggers

also didnt burma have another flag ? why do they use the old flag ? like here on Sup Forums its the old flag too

Yeah, since when?

that's fucking hilarious

not even the links located in the footer that lead to their own website work

This actually used to work.

the SJWs at google took it down tho

is that legit translation?

>a clicking sound

it works, try it.

Yes fâm

I just took that screenshot, it still works, I remember it being a little easier a few years ago though.

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lmao

Yeah, it is hard to get actual words because oog og could mean one thing but og oog is completely different. you just have to get lucky with it

>pic related

somaligov.net/Support Us.html

>The Goovernment of the Democratic Republic of Somalia is bact into the global map and will re-shape its biliteranl, mulitileral and global diplomacy while providing up to date information and cooperation.

hilarious. there are high school kids that could design better websites

Like he said about .gov.

Most countries use *.gov.LocalTLD, so it's still kinda strange

Kek, Somalilander here, they literally don't even control the capital. The Somaliposter here pretty much has to rely on tribalism to not get rekt

somalibra still around?

and for reference, here is our website lads
>somalilandgov.com/

Remember, this country is unrecognized and receives zero (0) international aid

>Remember, this country is unrecognized
why though?

Because the south will chimpout if more of the state keeps getting carved out

That's literally it, obongo and his kenyan goons would rather see somalia remain a shithole than actually develop

fugg
poor niggers

literally

i czeched it

its like western sahara , moroco and somalia dont recognise them and have good reason to so lot of other country say : yeah your right they dont deserve their own country

>they don't deserve their own country
lmao lad, Somalia has failed in every way to maintain any internal sovereignty. desu, it would be better if Somaliland just annexed Somalia and ruled from the north.

>somaliland
why is it presented as an independent cunt in this table then?
i declare myself the
KÖNIG VON DEUTSCHREICH 2.0
and nobody recognizes me but ill get mentioned in this table?

Our feminist goverment are massimporting theese highly advanced human beeings.

Sweden will soon be a superpower.

somali-tongue official swedish language when?

Don't worry user, my family are just as angry that Europe has such a massive open door policy. My mom straight up hates Sweden at this point because all of our people just ruin their futures and put their families in staggering debt just for the chance to survive a shitty boat ride. In some parts of Somaliland there is literally 90% unemployment because the actual adults just chew qhat while the young people just run off to Egypt or Libya. It's at the point where poorer Ethiopians actually migrate to Somaliland due to all the jobs nobody fucking does. Meanwhile everyone under the age of 40 has this dream of walking into Germany and getting all sorts of free shit, only to realize that they better have at least an extra 3 or 4 grand back home or Mr. Smuggler is gonna need to remove a kidney to get you across.

If we want to explore the galaxy, we need it verry soon.

#BlackOverloards #HighlyInteligent #Humans

>tfw clicked the sweden link
>that banner
government.se/

Wtf are you talking about

Qhat looks chill as hell though

>somaligov.net/
The website itself looks like it has been made in 1996.

Negro Detected

>>>>>>>>SPAIN

>german
>poor niggers
You cant make this shit up

This picture startled me

That Estonia flag looks pretty good actually

Why do somali still think Serbia and Montenegro still exist as one?

>translate from Danish

I always knew that Danish sounded like chimp-speak with throat infection.

>and for reference, here is our website lads
What our website? did I miss something?

would be better off putting up a wordpress

USA! USA! USA!

holy fucking shit lmao

ma dic bix nood kraka shid niga hol ub yuu bii sayn wii was kin gsan shiid hol iid

I want to laugh, but I don't think I can.

There's just something really pitiful about a retard smart enough to TRY to do something right for once instead of shitting on everything, only to fail miserably because they're cursed by their genetics.

Reminds me of that time Sup Forums found some Nigerian forums, and there was at least one poor bastard with enough self-awareness to realize whites invented and blessed them with almost everything while his own race hadn't achieved shit.

...

WE WUZ KANGA

WEW

This made my day

AFRICA GENERAL IS HERE:
Please do contribute.

Because they're independent de facto

They know what's up

>Serbia and Montenegro
>aspect ratio

>mexican flag is an italian flag with the eagle on it
Why go to such lengths? Couldn't they just take a mexican flag?

This is kind of sad. Is it just from there being no effort put into it or did somebody spend hours and hours putting this thing together?

it looks like they literally copied and pasted from google images

>If you are a donor or good wisher then please be noticed that The Goovernment of the Democratic Republic of Somalia is kindly pleased your contributory donation, which you can forward to the Directory of the Office of the Somali Governmental Communications and Contracts:-
>Gives two phone numbers and this president.somaligov.net/

Can we get some memes up in there?

[email protected]
[email protected]
prof.badal@[email protected]

I see opportunity.
Can Sup Forums troll the president of Somalia directly?
He's a United Nations puppet IIRC.

>Waxaan ahaa boqorradii iyo shire

Well, at least they have qt pornstars