secrets you wouldnt tell your girlfriend:
im now a left-handed mouse user since 2014 because i jerked off enough times and was tired of switching back and forth. (Lazy fuck)
secrets you wouldnt tell your girlfriend:
im now a left-handed mouse user since 2014 because i jerked off enough times and was tired of switching back and forth. (Lazy fuck)
for a whole 2 weeks in 2013, I had sex with my dad's little sister.
damn, you must have been exhausted, i can barely catch my breath after 5 minutes. whats your secret?
bump
I've been selling her worn panties to dudes on Craigslist for over a year. She gets frustrated with our dog every time she notices a pair missing.
I saw her mom watching us fuck
I took the v of her younger sister and were fuck buddies for a couple months before we started officially dating. gf is a much better fuck though
I had a one night stand with her best friend
I was sure her friend was going to tell her, but she didnt. She only stared at me for a while and then acted normal around her friend
I've let a friend hide in the closet and watch us have sex once.
girls take that kind of information and keep it so they can use it at a later time if needed.
you wouldn't tell your girlfriend that?
my boyfriend told me the reason he faps with his left hand is because he uses his right hand for the mouse. kek
best one so far
yes sir. It will cost me one day.
But the longer she holds out, the less believable it becomes. If she would have told her when it happened, it would have been 100% believable, as we were in the same house, she could have described where we fucked, etc.
Found our sex vids and pics on my gf's little brothers computer. I like that he's getting off to them.
that i want to watch her get phukked by a huge cock thats not mine
>I'm so lazy I've adapted another hand to use a tool while masturbating
>I'm so lazy I learned to chop firewood so I didn't have to buy it from the store
Not being a fat fuck
that I'm married
Id love to see that destroyed by the biggest black dick you can find
Underrated
aka your aunt, faggot. and in Kentucky that also makes her YOUR sister.
same
Watch your mouth nigger its the eastern side of the state with all the mountains that has the family fuckers
im super constipated all the time, so i don't have to wipe when i poop. it kindof just breaks off.
thank you for proving my point
like a pez dispenser
fun fact: ebay was started by a guy who collects pez dispensers and wanted a way to buy/sell/trade them online
>no shit
The western side is fine, just get a bunch a nashvillefags that come up
That I like watching shemale porn
You are gay! Faggot.