Future funk edition
/cum/ Canada USA Mexico
Fuck Drumpf
wtf i cant believe that drumpf is deporting undocumented americans.....
>I didn't vote for Trump
I have 336 files in my bery pink folder and counting
macross is a drug addict amerindian looking dumbass.
t. have the displeasure of knowing him.
Remove white and add country/state of heritage to be more interesting, and look at your mothers/fathers side of the family
>ICE breaking down door
>try to get documented before it falls
>Paperclip office assistant gets in the way of the .docx
ugh
I can't believe there are people here who dont remember the first post they saw on Sup Forums
Dump pls
Future funk is fucking god-tier.
That's me.
It was probably some dumb advice dog image macro on Sup Forums, who cares?
I first browsed Sup Forums back in 2015, back when I was 16 and I've seen quite a lot, how about you?
What is future funk? Is it the new vaporwave?
How old are you nerds?
>2015 was 21 years ago
Who was in the wrong here?
>I voted
>being a newfag on post-2010 Sup Forums
Can't think of anything worse to be.
I tell girls I have Polish heritage and then ask them if they want to try my kielbasa.
It's like a much more fast paced vaporwave. It's made by remixing 70's/80's disco or funk music.
I'm 57 years old.
>imports thousands of spics into already blue states and lowers the quality of life in the process
This will surely help up win the election despite the popular vote not mattering.
>I don't vote
white power.
Just turned 18 right now this very second
42
opened up my backpack and found the apple that's been there since 2014
So you weren't 18 when you posted two minutes ago?
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
Will be 19 in 4 months
celebrating my 29th birthday for the 10th time
>lost my phone a couple of years ago after its battery died
>found it in my backpack a month later
Epic
this
...
deja vu
I hate KKKrackers
hitler was cool
I have never seen such an awful collection of shitposts.
What would you guys do without me.
Hello guys I need your help. I'm listening to these lyrics:
Coolin on the scene like a horse in a stable
A brother got ill and tried to snatch a fat cable
I stepped back, like it wasn't no thing
I Punched him in the jaw with the fat gold ring
I had an ace in the hole when it came to that
Yo Z you was packin? You know was strapped
Posse kept rollin it was hard to get with 'em
So I stepped back, and unbuttoned my Lee denim
They kept coming, just like I figured
So I stepped back, and started sprayin niggaz
What a way to go out, out like a sucker
But I'm on track, like a Long Island train
that can head up your mission, suckers who be dissing
Always on my jock like a snake always hissing
Grabbing and tapping me like Luther Vandross
Take me to the bar for the drink and make a toast
Givin best wishes to the best MC
What the fuck is this song about? There's so much slang I can't understand half of it
When I was born the Soviet Union was still around.
let's stop talking about race
we are all one race. the north american race
>tfw I
It's a really nice day out today
Holy crap Trump is meeting Xi tomorrow. Trump is going to get clobbered.
My dick is 6.3 Inches long
reminds me of this guy
There is only one race, the human race
73225775
Good post, Zhang.
until you came along...
I don't know, ask a black person
future funk is life
>Holy crap Trump is meeting Xi tomorrow. Trump is going to get clobbered.
pls help
And only white people are part of the human race.
a girl (female) kissed me earlier :3
I'm serious. Trump hasn't even appointed senior positions for the state department yet. He is woefully underprepared for this.
Are you going to give her the fucc?
>Sorry, I only talk to minorities
Most likely.
RELIGION
>redditor begins creeping to the edge of their seat, excess saliva production begins
IS
>the redditor is all teeth, grinning maddingly, pulling their hair out in anticipation
BAD
>the redditor ejaculates and cries tears of joy, their gleeful furor has no bounds, the redditor thrashed wildly drooling in ecstasy
SCIENCE
>just as an adrenaline dump was about to take place, the redditor begins howling madly at the word 'science' a metanym for their failed aspirations
IS
>the redditor writhes with pleasure on the floor, knowing what comes next
GOOD
>shock and awe. If the redditor is in a group (unlikely) it's pure bedlam. Horrifying laughter, bodily fluids/material everywhere the redditor may become violent in their ecstasy, some redditors endure seizures at this point
just a nigger saying he assaulted/shot some people
Nice desu
I'm going to try to give a blonde qt I'm talking to the fucc
He was relaxing, somebody did something wrong and a fight broke out, the fight escalated into a shootout and afterwards they celebrated in a bar because the rappers side won.
>Coolin on the scene like a horse in a stable
The singer is waiting in a horse stable, and he compares himself to a horse in a stable
>A brother got ill and tried to snatch a fat cable
His brother picked up an electrified wire while trying to steal some copper to make ends meet
>I stepped back, like it wasn't no thing
The rapper himself was not electrocuted, so he could step away and avoid electrocution
>I Punched him in the jaw with the fat gold ring
While his brother was convulsing violently he tried to quickly separate him from the live wire by throwing a punch
>I had an ace in the hole when it came to that
>Yo Z you was packin? You know was strapped
Calls up his friend Yoz, a central Asian eletrician, for assistance
>Posse kept rollin it was hard to get with 'em
He keeps calling people whom he thinks may be able to assist, but they are all really busy
>So I stepped back, and unbuttoned my Lee denim
He is preparing to help his brother himself
>They kept coming, just like I figured
Volts
>So I stepped back, and started sprayin niggaz
>What a way to go out, out like a sucker
He screams for help, calling out all over the street, but nobody is coming. He thinks it is the end
>But I'm on track, like a Long Island train
>that can head up your mission, suckers who be dissing
>Always on my jock like a snake always hissing
By pissing on his brother, his piss stream transferred some of the electric energy into his own body, saving his brother
>Grabbing and tapping me like Luther Vandross
>Take me to the bar for the drink and make a toast
>Givin best wishes to the best MC
He goes for a drink, exhausted from the ordeal, wishing his brother the best for his recovery in the hospital. It's going to be alright.
My biggest secret is that I unironically listen to mostly future funk desu. I can't even talk to people about music anymore.
NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA BITCH NIGGA
love that song
good post
Wow thanks a lot! You just made my night.
Would you do another one, if I asked kindly?
If I have a white son I'm naming him Tyrone
Thanks I typed it all by myself
sure. as if I have anything more pressing to attend to.
wow how ironic
day drunk desu
All of you
KYS.
>tfw slowly becoming attracted to my brother
Wait a second, don't you already have a girlfriend? What are you doing kissing other girls?
>drunk posting
embarrassing 2bh
...
>Notice me! I'm a avatarfag!
BEST BOL TIEM
Unironically.
This is the worst thread we have ever had.
My flag is blue while the other's is green. And he's a dirty fucking slav.
build wall spic
I destroy sodomites and anti-whites
it's better than last thread which ended with bunch of white supremacism
But you're both from Sacramento County. Does he not use the city flag?
It's gonna go nowhere, except maybe something awkward might happen.
>Does he not use the city flag?
Nope.
...
So tell me, when you took a practice scholastic aptitude test
Did you know the answers or did you guess?
You rely on gimmicks to amuse your fans
And act all over bad to jack up your sound scan
What's the matter with you?
How come you rhyme monosyllabically?
Has atrophy stricken your entire vocabulary?
Your style's like a garbage can
It's meant to be taken out on a weekly basis
Ever since you first reckoned
You been in a state of suspended animation
You invoke snuffaluffagus and australopiphecus
Me crazy, you abacus but enough about you let's talk about me
And how single-handedly
I redefined the entire science of radioastronomy
Even Nobel prize winners questioned my notions of reality
I'm really considering to biy some chaturbate tokens. I've been obsessing over a girl.
what about now?
post her profile
Oh. Did you ever meet? You guys live in the same city.
even worst now
>Trump starting ww3 in Syria over probably orchestrated attack
First time I've regretted voting for him.
pic is u getting plowed by me