EAGLES VS GIANTS GAME THREAD #2

eagles up 21-13 at the half

if mcadoo is mcdonalds, what is pederson?

FIRST FOR FAIL MARY

first for /AnyaOlsen/

Would a Giants win guarantee them a spot in the playoffs?

Burger Chef.

Sup Forums is here

Jack in the Box

Pedigree

Yep

goddamn i love wentz's arm

Did anyone hear about Santa being shot down by a Russian backed missile while flying over Aleppo during a Christmas rehearsal??

Friendly reminder that Mickey Loomis gave Darren Sproles up for a 5th round pick

>HALF TIME ___ TIME.

Fill in the blanks.

>That hail mary

halftime faptime? pls no ban

>police12 !admin.cH4I

Who /HalfTimeFapTime/ here?

kek'ed

applebees

Post 'em lads

masturbate to furry porn

that was close boys

I like anime

>Hail Mary at the fucking half

What's Aleppo?

t. CNN

this is technically CP

Halftime Hugtime :3

shit, shave, and shower

I kissed your mother on the mouth and now I have a sore throat. How fucked am I?

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We've got nothing to lose. May as well give Wentz the target practice.

Guys my gf has a white stain on her top. It could be toothpaste though, how do I find out?

How do we feel about boys wearing girls lingerie?

Can I be arrested for having a video of me pulling out my penis behind a cheerleader and I was only 16 at the time?

>pls respond

A. FUCKING. LEPPO.

Who else /betOnTheEagles/ here?

Placed bets on Tuesday and people said the Gnats would roll the Iggles.
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Looked like Agholor could've caught that if he was paying attention.

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taste it

Taste it

Well you just kissed about a thousand black penises

Black Santa

Or

Burglar

that boy is a good girl

Hardly a shitposter, and certainly not dumb. I just don't consider someone of your intelligence and general stature to be worth the rhetorical exercise that would be conveying in explicit detail the depth of your idiocy.

I simply have more important matters to attend to. I'd say you understand what that's like, but I don't suppose an idiot such as yourself is in high-demand or otherwise occupied with anything but masturbating in his march for sexual impotency to match the impotence that characterizes the rest of his existence.

How long is half-time anyway?

Stop posting traps

WHAT THE FUCK IS IT?

I'VE BEEN ASKING THIS QUESTION FOR HALF AN HOUR

so progressive, so tolerant

nth for Kirk Cousins is the qtest QB in the NFL.

How so?

Genuinely curious.

FEDORAAAA

Yes, the authorities have been alerted and are on their way now

>game show based on chuck e cheese game

wew stealth uncommon

Are you retarded? That's that girl from walking dead

SOMEONE SCREEN CAP BOB COSTAS' FEDORA

I'm getting really, really fucking tired of males making me question my sexuality.

No I didn't, NYT

Is that Luna?

Get your shit together gints. We need philthy to lose

longer than daylight in your country

It feels like a missed opportunity that there is no Del Taco in Delta, CO.

I think so too. This probably means he'll have another big play in the 2nd half.

it's technically a video of an underage child masturbating

>that hat

I hate bob costas so much

That's a girl tho..?

Aleppo, what is it

>tfw you have one of those really messy shits that doesn't wipe clean and burns the rim of your anus

Does anybody else hate this feel?

go to bed bucme

>not showing mascotb owl

these commercials make me sick

>little kid crying because the cubs won the series

little shit was like 9. wtf does he know about droughts?

>those mascots in the background

Lol is this pasta? Jesus christ

So the afc objectively surpassed the nfc this year right?

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>thatsthejoke

god why does Costas have to look so sexy tonight

Fifteen (15) minutes.

I knew this feel for about 4 months.

I was drinking around 100oz of Steel Reserve a night and taking supplements that apparently had a side effect of being a laxative

I was shitting muddy water 6+ times a day

Google gary johnson aleppo you tard

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Is this a girl or a boy?

Please I need to fucking know.

>tfw your team didn't trade up to 1st overall to draft Jared "Literally Matt Leinart" Goff
>tfw your team didn't trade a 1st round pick for brad samford or whatever his name was
>tfw your team didn't give Cock Oswiler $72 bazillion dollars

i can live with these rookie struggles, because this team's situation could ALWAYS be worse.

>Steel Reserve

How does a hobo gain access to the Internet when the library is closed?

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GO BANANAS

i consider myself someone that can hold my liquor pretty well but damn 100 oz of steel reserve would probably put me on my ass

Take off that fedora Costas, you're not yourself when you wear it

How do you know that he is underage, his identity has been kept private.

Also how can a he work as a security guard if he is underage?

>matt leinart

jesus, what has happened to that guy?

Robocop (1987): "I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!"

Robocop (2014) "I'D BUY THAT FOR $2.05!"

What did they mean by that?

Why does Texas have such better cuisine than NY and philly?

cracker pizza? sloppy philly steak sandwiches that take 3 minutes to make and with canned cheese?

lel sad

Does it matter?

Tasted like mint, all is well. Gonna go lick her pussy now.

SAVAGE

Got cut in favor of Kolb/Anderson in 2010 iirc

YES

YES IT FUCKING MATTESR

WHETHER THE PERSON IN THAT IMAGE HAS A PENIS OR A VAGINA IS OF GREAT IMPORTANCE TO ME

WHY THE FUCK WOULDN'T IT

Literally nothing. He was a backup for a few years and nothing. Besides Carson Palmer, USC produces nothing but dopes at QB. Looking at you John David Booty, Mark Sanchez, etc.