So my child happens to be a girl.. what kind of toys should i buy to it ?
So my child happens to be a girl.. what kind of toys should i buy to it ?
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A big black dildo.
Age?
What ever she wants...?
Age?
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AR-15 in .22LR
Mini kitchen shit is always fun for them. A teepee. Anything frozen or moana. Orbeez. Skates. Bike. Scooter.
Unless she's feisty then start her in on nerf guns
Ar-22. I agree. My daughter has one
girl toys
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A dozen vibrators
MOOOOOODS
smartphone with the best camera
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Honestly a great suggestion. Do this OP.
>smartphone with the best camera
and a google photos account
A set of beginner buttplugs so by the times she's legal she's a buttslut legend in the school.
Plus, you can know she'll stay pure and virgin until she gets married.
Jumping Joggle Bopper!
Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 vibrating broomstick!
Don't get the vibrating rubber duckie, though. It doesn't actually float in a bathtub.
HarryPotter flying broom. So a vibrator.
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Virginity is overrated.
>said every teen boy ever.
That's why you train her to be an anal slut, just for piece of mind as a dad. Plus asshole>cunt.
Let her decide, but not right after seeing cartoons and the commercials that accompany them.
give it ur cock
moooodsss
Sandpit the shit yo
Buy her some fucking GI Joe Action Figures
and Nerf Guns
none of that pink girl stuff
Nailed it. Go with this OP.
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implant driving skills early so she doesn't kill anyone when she gets older
the black kids are optional, pay the extra $50 to leave them out
bad idea if there's any chance of stray cats in the neighborhood.
Swords, war axes, and shields
With a lid then.
Id sex them tbh.
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Also a Trebuchet.
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A coat hanger
A nigger
This Toys are for your and my litlle girl
big black dildos are pretty good choice for kids of age 6-11.They really love playing with it
just learn her to hate weebs then we are good going, plus a trampoline is fun
>underrated
Exactumando.
>it????
Kek, did you give birth to a sea creature?
>what kind of toys should i buy to it ?
>should i buy to it ?
>i buy to it ?
>buy to it ?
>What?
buy something she can use as a dildo later, she will like rubbing before 5 and will try to insert things in her vagina anus after 5
giver her a fingerbox until she is 10 then the new generations smartphone will do all the parenting
toys that are clearly designed for her gender since there is only 2 options.
>fingerbox
WTF, user, who uses a fingerbox anymore, now that they have fidget spinners?
i think she's old enough for a plumbus. everyone should have at least one.