ITT: We all work here. Dubs causes all hell to break loose

ITT: We all work here. Dubs causes all hell to break loose.

Good morning fellow work associates

user did you get those reports printed yet? You've been slacking lately.

here are those papers jim?

does anyone know who borrowed my stapler?

I'm out...

YOU'RE ALL FIRED

Morning, Dave. Not a happy morning. But that's ok! Just gotta stay positive.

Hey guys if you could get me those TPS reports by noon it would be really great.

Let's get this party started

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My dad touches me behind the water cooler

Anyone want to grab some Chinese for lunch?

Just another lovely day today huh gang?

Tfw no dubs in thread.

Aw, no! Think of the traffic jams in front of the office!

user why did you sexually assault that black homosexual genderfluid person

Did you try turning it off and on again?

What does that mean?

Here you go, OP.

Smoke break yet?

Hi Bob did you fill out those papers Steve gave you?

i shot my load in the coffee machine

I wish Pajeet would stop cooking curry rice has n the microwave.

So Mary, I got this new van. What to take a look?

Nah let's just go to Chotchkie's

You guys sign Carl's birthday card?

it happen

WINRAR

so, how bout that weather huh paul

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Yeah sorry guys, I'm gonna need all of you to resubmit your emergency contact info, something must have gone wrong. Sorry for the inconvenience -HR

Has anyone seen where I left my crack pipe?

You gigantic fucking asshole

Fuck all of you huge faggots

I have half a mind to quit

There is a hole in my computer monitor. Can you PLEASE send me another one soon? I have to get some summaries written up.

Why the fuck would you do that. I'm reporting you to HR

U FOKIN W0T M8

I blow my load into the load machine.

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OH SHIT

Chris you're a bloody disgrace, you're fired.

ALLAHU AKBAAAAR

WITNESS ME

"enters 3rd floor office armed with ar14, glock 17 and home made molotovs"

You fucking nigger piece of shit im going to kill you and rape your fucking corpse

Dave, I crashed the forklift into dildo aisle again. Accidentally got 3 dragons up my ass, and 1 in my throat.

You mutha fucker I just drank that!

What the fuck, asshole?

Stop lazing around on your asses and DO SOMETHING

HANG THE BASTARD

Goddammit, user, not again!

Oh hey. Don't quit. I was pissed there for a second too but now I feel better for some reason

shit it didn't go off

"finance department tries to flee in panic"

Get the shitposting aussie out of this office stat. SECURITY!

What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Hey guys check out this new shotgun I just bought!

This is bring your gun to fucking work day nigger

WITNESS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY DESIGNATION?!

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You did it, asshole.
>opens a door to reveal 20+ tards
>tards run rampant throughout the entire office

Did you guys also notice how the coffee tasted a bit... different today?

I WILL RAPE YOUR EYE PUSSIES

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WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO THE COFFEE

2 dubs and 3 trips

Do we need to call in security? We fired you last week remember?

Let me guess: You shot a load into the coffee too? Dammit! This is why I should bring in my own damn coffee maker.

Fuck off, cuck.

Well, Sasha, maybe if you weren't such a shitty manager, Joe wouldn't have had to toss his shit in anger?