Okay

okay...

so...

how do i convince the boy next door to let me suck his dick without looking like a massive whore?

Say......aiii poppy let me suck the Holy Ghost out of you

Tits or gtfo

Tits or gtfo.

Or I have a pet cat you can play with

physiological bait

show him your cock

what discord server are you on ciara?

Start by posting real pics secondly just go with the flow

Advice comes at a cost user.
You know the price.

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Tits or gtfo

Nigget, you know the rules

You could just tell him that all you want is a sexual relationship with him and that it's not something you've ever done before. what happens from there is his choice but at least you can say you were honest

Shove a 8.4 oz Red Bull can up your asshole, take a polaroid picture of it, put in the mail box with "you like" written on the back and wait for Yahweh to do the rest.

TITS
I
T
S

be a massive whore

Men like whores.

You must be new here

You must be new here

yes this or GTFO

NEWFAG DETECTED.
BAIT DETECTED
MOVE ALONG PEOPLE NO TITS HERE

Sure is new in here

Shut up newfag

Tits or gtfo

>Start by posting real pics
Clearly he knows it's not OP you faggot

So what's wrong with looking like a massive whore, op?
Fucking go for it!

do what most people do when they want to fuck someone and talk to them first?

Invite some of your lady friends over, lure him into the house and ambush him.

Ask him to coffee late at night, find an excuse to make it sexual. Really, kids, it's not rocket science.

This

lol my guy

r u dumb??

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We already have them, you're retarded

You want advice? Gotta pay the troll toll
Tits w/ timestamp

I don't recall asking for tits my dude

r u retarded tho?

TITS or get the fuck out BRO.

you know you can click the arrow next to the post number and go Image Search > Google and see how this image is years old and posted to Sup Forums constantly, right?

These are just pics taken from some bitch's facebook

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Or hold down your finger on pic until it prompts a google image search.

Just come over and say you want to suck my dick already. I am not gonna judge.