Accidentally sat on my sister's child and killed it

>accidentally sat on my sister's child and killed it

Should I just end it now? I haven't even felt the grief yet. This really, REALLY fucking sucks.

This can't be real

greentext?

You should probably lose some weight you fat fuck.

>obviously bait
but deep down we all hope it is

Comedy gold.

how old was the kid?

how clothed were you during the sit?

>be me
>mindlessly go to sit
>helpless child in the way
>sit on it
>feel child on ass
>quickly get up
>too late
>child is kill

HURRY UP AND ANSWER OUR QUESTIONS YOU FAT BITCH

When you say "Sat on", do you mean, "shoved up butt and it suffocated"?

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pics or it didnt happen

Picture of dead child, please

Little kids are resilient as fuck. How fat must you be to kill one? Did you not notice for half an hour or something?

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

OP come back.

Nice imitation of an old /r9k/ thread you faggot.

Little late for that.

Post a pic, you fat ass.

OP is an hero

Pics OP or you're lies