A break from the porn and the pepes
Volcaroo thread pt. 2
You type it out, I read it
A break from the porn and the pepes
Samuel Campbell
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Isaac Nguyen
Pee pee poo poo kah kah tinkie winkie sprinkle
Uguuuuu~~~~~~~~~
Levi Edwards
Anthony Thomas
Kill niggers on sight
Alexander Ward
Eli Murphy
Poutine ? More like POOtine. Hockey? more like HOEkey. Amirite? Celine Dion is trash and maple syrup is cancer
Camden Brown
I enjoy watching titties bouncing
Isaiah Jackson
potato nosed sub-human negroid
moon cricket
Christian Rodriguez
(say this in a cute girl english accent in a melodic sing songy upbeat tone)
Touching peepees is pretty nice
Especially when you touch them
For the right price
So thick
So veiny
Mmm~ Oh my
It's so delicious, how could I ever complainey?
Ian Smith
Can I eat Santa's ass yet?
Jeremiah Reed
Geh ins Gas und komm lieber zu Katze du Homofürst
Kevin Cooper
Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.
She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.
My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul, bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.
Noah Perry
i wanted to try
(sick btw)
Jeremiah Evans
tits or gtfo
Noah Cox
tits or gtfo bitch
Lucas Flores
Eat my ass user-kun. Ah, I'm so embarrassed. I'm gonna... AAAeeeeeeeeeee baka
Levi Gutierrez
Read this for me
Die Fahne hoch die Reihen fest geschlossen
S. A. marschiert, mit ruhig festem Schritt
Kam'raden die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen
Marschier'n im Geist in unsern Reihen mit
Die Strasse frei den braunen Batallionen
Die Strasse frei dem Sturmabteilungsmann
Es schau'n auf's Hackenkreuz voll Hoffung schon Millionen
Der Tag für Freiheit und für Brot bricht an
Zum letzten Mal wird Sturmalarm geblasen
Zum Kampfe steh'n wir alle schon bereit
Bald flattern Hitlerfahnen über allen Straßen
Die Knechtschaft dauert nur noch kurze Zeit
Hudson Roberts
Fuck you I love your voice just please sing fly me to the moon for me.
Fly me to the moon
Let me swing among those stars
Let me see what spring is like
On a, Jupiter and Mars
In other words, hold my hand
In other words, baby, kiss me
Fill my heart with song
Let me sing for ever more
You are all I long for
All I worship and adore
In other words, please be true
In other words, I love you
Why don't you fill my heart with song
Let me swing for ever more
Because you are all I long for
All I worship and i adore
In other words, please be true
In other words, in other words
I, I love, you
Logan Hernandez
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Julian Allen
i am on xtc alone
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Andrew Green
SaY GTFO MY CHAN NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
William Allen
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Carter Hernandez
I'd let you funnel your vomit into my asshole and I'd shit it out in fancy wine glasses and we'd drink it together while making out while we've got your shitty throwup in our mouths
(say it lovingly like you mean it)
Connor Walker
I'm OP HairIsGone, and this is my porn shop. I work here with my mods and my son, Little Nigra. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 42 years in Sup Forums - you never know what is gonna fuck you against that door.
Jayden Smith
Aiden Martin
Can either of the OPs do this one pretty please?
Noah Perry
Gavin Ramirez
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I might need to do this one a few times to make it bearable
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Noah Cook
Lmao you put so many effort into it, thx
Smooth baka
Thomas Harris
What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I'll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I've been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I'm the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You're fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that's just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little "desu" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you're desu, you goddamn desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking desu, kiddo.
Brody Lee
>Feel free to join in
Welp I guess that I'mma just post some trash.
It's okay, I'm terrible too. I figure I'll show how shit I am.
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Josiah James
Dubs and you sing this.
Dominic Russell
Wir sind uns im klaren, daß dieser Krieg ja nur damit enden könnte, daß entweder die germanischen Völker ausgerottet werden, oder das Judentum aus Europa verschwindet. Ich habe am 1. September 1939 [sic] im Deutschen Reichstag es schon ausgesprochen. . . daß dieser Krieg nicht so ausgehen wird, wie die Juden sich es vorstellen, nämlich daß die europäischen arischen Völker ausgerottet werden, sondern daß das Ergebnis dieses Krieges die Vernichtung des Judentums ist. Zum erstenmal werden nicht andere allein verbluten, sondern zum erstenmal wird diesesmal das echt altjüdische Gesetz angewendet: Aug' um Aug', Zahn um Zahn!
That's Hitler btw
We see clearly that this war could only end with the extermination of the Germanic peoples, or that Jewry must disappear from Europe. I already said it on September 1, 1939 [sic] in the German Reichstag...that this war will not end the way the Jews have foreseen it, namely that the European Aryan peoples will be exterminated; rather the result of this war will be the annihilation of Jewry. For once all the others will not bleed to death alone; for once the ancient Jewish law will come into play: an eye for an eye; a tooth for a tooth.
Ryder King
if dubs you sing german marschmusik
Kayden Williams
Don't need dubs for that
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Juan Gonzalez
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This is all I could scrap
Eli Wright
Hello I'm m00t and I want to you to know that all I did, was return Sup Forums to the chinks. That's where we got the idea, that's where it belongs. Also I can't handle you anymore and Sup Forums is a dead carcass other than threads liek these that still have a small spark. Also WT Snacks was a faggot and millhouse is now a meme.
Asher Harris
heya.
you've been busy, huh?
…
so, i've got a question for ya.
do you think even the worst user can change…?
that everyone can be a good OP, if they just try?
heh heh heh heh… all right.
well, here's a better question.
do you wanna have a bad time?
cause if you make another andy sixx log thread…
you are REALLY not going to like what happens next.
…
welp.
sorry, moot.
this is why i never follow rules.
(please fucking kill me.)
Levi Young
That's really impressive singing, bane
Hudson Allen
Adrian Wilson
FUCKING REEEEE AS LOUD AND LONG AS YOU CAN
Juan Gray
I would love to but my room mates don't get much sleep.
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Gabriel Gray
Brayden Stewart
act like a nigger
Jack Wright
kek it was still funny
Easton Nelson
Do a michael jackson impression
Eli Wood
Give me a script and I will try my best bud
Brayden James
watermellun oga booga muh dik nigguh bitch ass craka kfc chicken watermellun koolaid muh dik nigga
Jason Flores
My god too perfect.
Lincoln Collins
Tennpenny: Passenger, get out of the vehicle
Tennpenny: Show us your hands
Tannpenny: Start walking towards us
Tennpenny: Stop! Get on your knees
Tennpenny: Down on your stomach.
Tennpenny: There you go
(Carl is handcuffed)
Tennpenny: I'll take that Hernandez
Carl: That's my paper, man. That's money
Tennpenny: This is drug money
Carl: My money, man...
Pulaski: Don't worry about it. I'll fill it out later
Tennpenny: Welcome home Carl. Glad to be back?
Tennpenny: You haven't forgotten about us have you?
Carl: H*** no Officer Tennpenny
Carl: I was just wondering what took you so long
Tennpenny: Just get in the car
Carl: Ease up man, d***
Pulaski: Watch your head
(Carl hits his head on car door)
Tennpenny: Oh my bad
Pulaski: Get outta here you greaseball B******
Pulaski: Stupid Mexican...
Pulaski: Hey, sorry...
Michael Howard
we wuz kinds an sheeeet. Da white man
Nathaniel Walker
Ryder Allen
...
Tyler Sanchez
And remember that if all the people gather to benefit you, they will not be able to benefit you except that which Allah had foreordained (for you); and if all of them gather to do harm to you, they will not be able to afflict you with anything other than that which Allah had predestined against you, remember that the Help of Allah is obtained with patience, and relief emerges after distress, prosperity follows adversity, and hardship is followed by ease. A campaign the history have never seen like it before, for here you see the crusading America and Europe and the communist Russia, and the Majoosi Iran with the Secular Turkey, and the atheists Kurds and the Rafidha and the Nusayris, with the Sahwat and the militias, and the Arab Tawagheet and their proxies, all of them in the same row (in the war against the Khilafah).
Eli Price
that was golden op
Carson Nguyen
Berlin, March 23, 1933
Ladies and Gentlemen of the German Reichstag! By agreement with the Reich Government, today the National Socialist German Workers’ Party and the German National People’s Party have presented to you for resolution a notice of motion concerning a “Law for Removing the Distress of Volk and Reich.” The reasons for this extraordinary measure are as follows: In November 1918, the Marxist organizations seized the executive power by means of a Revolution. The monarchs were dethroned, the authorities of Reich and Länder removed from office, and thus a breach of the Constitution was committed. The success of the revolution in a material sense protected these criminals from the grips of justice. They sought moral justification by asserting that Germany or its government bore the guilt for the outbreak of the War.
This assertion was deliberately and objectively untrue. In consequence, however, these false accusations in the interest of our former enemies led to the severest oppression of the entire German Volk, and the violation of the assurances given to us in Wilson’s Fourteen Points then led to a time of boundless misfortune for Germany, that is to say the working German Volk.
All the promises made by the men of November 1918 proved to be, if not acts of intentional deception, then no less damnable illusions. The “achievements of the Revolution” were, taken in their entirety, agreeable for only the smallest of fractions of our Volk, but for the overwhelming majority, at least insofar as these people were forced to earn their daily bread by honest work, they were infinitely sad. It is understandable that the survival instinct of those parties and men guilty of this development invents a thousand euphemisms and excuses. An objective comparison of the average outcome of the last fourteen years with the promises once proclaimed is a crushing indictment of the responsible architects of this crime unparalleled in German history.
Logan Morgan
Lmao I'm gonna wake up my neighbours laughing at this
Cameron Parker
Devon, get out! I had to cut off the hands! They raped me again!
Jordan Williams
James White
It gave me orange. I wanted lemon-lime
Gavin Jones
"Jordan, you're bad at hanzo"
Matthew Gomez
Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create...life. He had such a knowledge of the Dark Side, he could even keep the ones he cared about...from dying. He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power...which, eventually of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death...but not himself.
Christian Gray
That was great.
>These aren't even words
Carter Cox
my name a jeff
Jordan Campbell
Nicholas Ward
Ghandi on negroes
“It has, we suppose, become a recognised thing in South Africa for such labour agents to be appointed for ‘inducing Kaffirs to work.’ Some call such a system a gentle coaxing; others call it a modified form of forced labour. We cannot question the policy that has been sanctioned for a long time, and its criticism does not lie within our domain. Unfortunately, the term ‘Coloured person’ is, in the Orange River Colony, interpreted invariably to mean ‘all coloured persons, who, in accordance with laws or customs, are called Coloured persons, or are treated as such, of whatsoever race or nationality they may be.’ It, therefore, includes Asiatics, Malays and others. Both the above-mentioned Ordinances on that account are open to very serious objections, and we cannot understand why the studied insult implied should be irritatingly kept up. Lord Selborne, in his reply to the British Indian Association, has admitted that there are very few Asiatics in the Orange River Colony. Why, then, should the offensive definition be maintained? If it is, in practice, inoperative, the only reason for its existence can be for the wanton pleasure of the inhabitants of the Orange River Colony, who wish to triumph over this implied degradation of the Asiatic races.” ~ Vol. V, p. 50
Benjamin Watson
Jaxon Murphy
I swear to god....I swear to fucking god....if there isn't splooge all over that mink in Mr. Jiles classroom, I'm going to throw formaldehyde everywhere
Adrian Allen
Now's as good a time as any. Whoops! Now's as good a time as any.
If you put yourself in their position. I mean, I'd be pretty nervous, wouldn't you? "Would you take off your clothes, sir?" However, she doesn't look too nervous, so based on that-
OK, look at me, Maryanne. You know why we do that. That's great. Bring your ass all the way out toward me, all the way out.
Adam Gutierrez
Alexander Davis
I want a subway sub. She put the balls on top.
Cameron Phillips
John James
Hey baby I'll suck your dick for $10
Andrew Kelly
Easton White
Ebnetboy got fucking rekt because he is a fucking gay loser.
Kevin Anderson
A knock on the door.
Tony: Hey, Chad. What are you doing here? How is my sister?
Chad: We've separated. Since you're my brother-in-law, I wanted to tell you in person.
Tony: Gosh, I'm sorry to hear that. My sister never told me. You must be really upset.
Chad: Yeah, I really need someone to talk with. She threw me out.
They both sit down on the couch.
Tony: So, gees, if you need a place to stay, you can stay with me for a few days.
Chad: I was hoping that you would say that.
Chad starts rubbing Tony's thigh. Clothes come off before the next shot. Oral sex starts and Chad starts fingering Tony's ass. Soon, anal sex is happening. Tony is grunting like a pig in heat.
After the sex:
Tony: I'm really sorry that you broke up with my sister, but I will always be here for you.
Chad: I was hoping that you would say that.
French kissing ensues. Fade out.
Michael Young
Please...please....just splooge on the mink! I'm begging, pleading for you to splooge on it! Jarod, Tommy, Devon, all of you fucking autists better splooge NOW!
James Wood
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This is officially the most gay porn I've ever had to read
Daniel Nelson
Sebastian Hernandez
say "allen im sick of your shit"
Gabriel Cox
stuff my mouth, daddy
Ryder Stewart
James Cooper
Mr. Lahey: Randy... I got $100 here for groceries, I got $1400 here for liquor, and I got $6000 for you to go and bail out a couple of shit puppets. We might need a couple of more shit puppets for our play, and they gotta be angry shit puppets, Randy... and you gotta make em angry shit puppets, and you say whatever it takes to make them angry, but they're not angry at us Randy. Shit puppets are supposed to be angry at other shit puppets... take the bus.
Randy: Mr. Lahey, they could kill one another.
Mr.Lahey: Wouldn't that be nice.
Randy: Yeah, but we can't be involved with murder.
Mr. Lahey: (confidently) Exactly Randy.
Randy: Mr Lahey is this you talking or the liquor?
Mr. Lahey: Randy ...I am the liquor.
Bentley Clark
If I find out that you didn't splooge all over that mink, if it doesn't look like a fucking glazed donut, I'm going to bring out the fucking rockband drumstick. You all remember what happened the last time I brought that out, right?
Easton Kelly
I don't like girls at least not girls with girl parts, I'm also a furry I'm on a Futanari Safari
Luis Foster
Hahaha jesus
Luke Rivera
follow negroboye on instagram
Levi Cruz
how many niggerfaggots does a nigggerfaggot need for a niggerfaggot to nig faggot? You can't melt steel jets without beam fuel. 9/11 was an inside rimjob. Obama's actually a muslim. Niggers rape my fagoat. I eat dick dick dick dick dick. Suck my cockkkkkk. I am into the internet maymays
Leo Nguyen
There is this betafag named Justin Jones whom to which I would like to deeply and sensually penetrate with my long hard fat engorged horse cock. ~slurp sound~
Lincoln Ross
GAS GAS GAS GONNA STEP ON THE GAS, TONIGHT I'LL FLY AND BE YOUR LOVER, YEAH YEAH YEAH, I'LL BE QUICK AS A FLASH, AND I'LL BE YOUR HERO
Kayden Flores
Nolan Hall
Wyatt Wood
Chris, we all know you want to lay pipe to Lizzy, just how I want to splooge on that mink.
Dylan Jenkins
I can't help my urge for cock. I can't help it. Every 15 minutes, I find myself wanting to gorge on the enormous penises that friendly African Americans are hiding in their trousers. I just want to suck their hung, black, leathery penises dry until I have every last drop of their superior semen. I wanna rub their oily, greasy, sweaty nutsack all over my sissy ass face. After that, I'll invite them to dinner at my house. I'll then convince my wife to to have hot, steamy intercourse with the friendly African americans. I'll politely ask them to burst a fine load in my significant other's cunt, and then I'll eat all the cum dripping out of her hot aching pussy. I'll further proceed to go on all fours, so that I can be next for the taking... Oh I really can't wait for their gigantic penises to enter my already dripping anus. i just can't contain my faggotry
Daniel Scott
"Spearows! Do you know who I am? I'm Ash, from the town of Pallet. I'm destined to be the world's number one Pokémon master! I can't be defeated by the likes of you. I'm going to capture and defeat you all! ...Pikachu, go inside the Poké Ball--it's the only way! ...COME AND GET ME!!!"
Christopher Hill