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CARA edition, our girl now and always

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suzy

Cara is a hog nosed bint

#weareallphimoturtle

part of me wants to be recognised here but yeah the reality of that is pretty grim

babestation

would rather the one on the left nglty

can't breathe lads

Business idea: just ignore Scotland from now on, nobody in the international community would give a fuck

became a bit of a personality a couple days ago. if you aren't a real niqqaz hour poster you wouldn't know

People seem to be either outraged that the westminster thing happened, or totally blasay about like, like they'd taken Khan's "Terrorism in London is inevitable" digest.

And the stigma that you're wrong to be outraged that something like this could happen, for reasons I'm unsure of.
I know we're a stoic country, but we have to at least try to make sure it doesn't happen again.

im autismoyank/should i shave lad

This looks perfect for my wife's son

I genuinely believe in karma and reincarnation

phimo and turtle are different ppl

t. insider knowledge

does the aussie that was posting beanbags count as a personality?

Most sensible post made in /brit/ in eons

cara has a beautiful voice tbqhwy

need to have a sex weewee in her hair 2bh

alri phimo

in 2026 alex jones will put together a small army and march into washington DC to take back the republic

would appreciate an answer to my posts in the last thread if I'm being honest

we should all trip up and become personalities

brilliant idea

point me in the right direction champ

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Yeah, get better pets you fucking doorknob

that's not a trip

considering that statistically less than 1 in 10 brit flags posters are Scottish you're probably right

UIUC lad here

Going to the pub to meet a tinder date then pump her full of my superior British seed

You jelly amerifats?

nah im the other

HandsomeTallFunnySmart lad

phimo lives in Brisbane, he hangs out w/ some other banelad - both of whom I WILL clobber first chance i get

turtle lives in Sydney and is so far as i know a nice young boy

bit too posh for me

although I will say she doesn't give off the daddys girl stuck up dickhead vibe that a lot of posh grls do, despite being 10x posher than most girls with this voice

you know the type, those mannish girls with blonde hair at your northern unis who smoke fags like they're going out of style

Babestation noises

Not really no

cara bare bum

no midwest girls are atrocious.

also mate youre riding in shotgun, so is your mate coming along to watch?

Also, its literally dark out and has been for 2 hours

wish i was gay lads
feel like i can never trust nor truly sympathize with a woman

who /afl/ here?

late night chunes edition

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wanked to it before

would happily silence all American posters ITT with a drone missile strike

grim

>using acronyms

The most obvious sign if a yank, you lot really love your acronyms

im the coolest person in the thread

thats not an opinion or a boast its just statistical certainty

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he really is a brit

and its easier than saying "University of Illinois Urbana Champaign"

would happily silence all australian posters ITT with a solar flare

cannot fathom the American Mentality (TM)

that's the aflw silly! x

was lying I was never going to respond

What makes you so cool?

OH FUCK OFF

lads please go to /fit/ and rate my tinder profile

>statistical certainty

really good pehpeh

>implying you wouldn't cum if this tiny bum was sat on your face

ok gunna kms now

just want you to know you were the straw that broke the camels back

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Haha cya

any benders care to share their thoughts on this

howling and screaming
why are brits so racist?


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I used to have objectively hot girls knock on my door at 3am, come in for a shag then leave.

I am way cooler than you

America looks absolutely grim in all but the most staged and edited photos

would well bonk ameriWANKERS in an instant

half-witted YOKELS should FUCK OFF

*flips the bird from passing car*

!!!

*silences you with a drone strike*

yeah mate this definitely happened aye

right guess im having a wank then

your face looks grim because it's ugly

tiny bums are the best desu

lol

*forces your head*

the average gay man is far less loyal emotionally and physically than the average woman

literally did, the fact its beyond your realm of possibility only enflates my ego further

ok fine i was getting kind of tired anyway....
good night.....

i had the same except they were fitter than yours, started knocking at 12am and theyd shag lots of times and stay

how tall is cara?

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>stay
beta

has anyone read the tobacconist by robert seethaler

>I used to have objectively hot girls knock on my door at 3am, come in for a shag then leave.

listening to doe or die

>staged and edited

bout 5'8 or 9

objectively short as fuck for a supermodel

the fact it actualy happened and is less believable than atlantis to you only makes me feel better

everything youve done ive also done but done it more better

Everything that isn't just some trees looks grim

good song/ album

clean your car

what about subjectively?

alaska is comfy desu

grim

>americardboards

tbf he posted a picture of central illinois. which in my opinion is literally the ugliest place in america

driven on that some road before and want to blow my brains out. most of america doesn't look like his picture, nor does it look like mine

tfw one of those houses in the united cuckdom would be 1 million+

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*doesnt brush my teeth for 9 days*
*sneezes in your face*

anyone here have family that also browse Sup Forums

this is literally middle class in the UK

fucking sad

illi is right up there with indiana for the least aesthetic states in the nation. Illinois is 95% empty and Indiana is literally just roads.

And also likely not just be a shitty prefab wooden barn

*contracts SARS*